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Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?

 
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Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
They look kinda deliberate, don't ya think so Chuck? Quite precision and skillfully done, by an artist. No?
Wouldn't 'random chance' result in a gray mess, like a drunk painting a car?


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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
No, your understanding of how evolution works is flawed.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
No, your understanding of how evolution works is flawed.
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Well silly me. When I see pin striping on a car, I always assume a skilled painter did that. No? Just happens by random chance?
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
They look kinda deliberate, don't ya think so Chuck? Quite precision and skillfully done, by an artist. No?
Wouldn't 'random chance' result in a gray mess, like a drunk painting a car?

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natural selection, the ones wearing camo survive.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
No, your understanding of how evolution works is flawed.
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Well silly me. When I see pin striping on a car, I always assume a skilled painter did that. No? Just happens by random chance?
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That's what I'm saying, you don't understand how evolution works. Because if you did you would know that Zebras or any other animal, didn't just appear in form you now see them in, by chance.

See that's what a lot of creationists fail to grasp, because they believe the world was created in the form we see it now, more or less. Of course if that's what you believe then the "random chance" of evolution producing the Zebra seems unlikely.

But it didn't happen like that, it took millions of generations, perfectly adapting to it's environment, through the selection of environmental pressures, and now in this moment, in your lifetime, you see this beautiful animal. Forged in the crucible of life, pouring out through time, just like you and me.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
I think it's time for your medication Timmy :-)
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
I think it's time for your medication Timmy :-)
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LOL +1 ^^^
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
I guess Zebras who don't look like grass wind up zebra-steak and don't have babies who look like grass.



sorta like how retards like the OP would have died looooong ago if natural selection still had a hold on man in the western world.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
I was watching these zebras on some nature show and these zebras walked into a mirage caused by those rippling heat waves coming off the ground and they just disappeared. It was cool as shit and I was like , "wow, that's what those stripes are for" heat wave camo. cool as shit.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
Anyone tell you that your 'Darwin' posts are just annoying??? Like the mosquito that keeps coming back to annoy.

I am a Christian and I'm thinking enough already. Try a new subject or something... Ugh...

Now where's that icon of a dead horse being beaten to death???
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
LOL, it's more plausible to believe that an invisible sky fairy spoke and then gave zebras stripes, right?
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
No, your understanding of how evolution works is flawed.
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Well silly me. When I see pin striping on a car, I always assume a skilled painter did that. No? Just happens by random chance?
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That's what I'm saying, you don't understand how evolution works. Because if you did you would know that Zebras or any other animal, didn't just appear in form you now see them in, by chance.

See that's what a lot of creationists fail to grasp, because they believe the world was created in the form we see it now, more or less. Of course if that's what you believe then the "random chance" of evolution producing the Zebra seems unlikely.

But it didn't happen like that, it took millions of generations, perfectly adapting to it's environment, through the selection of environmental pressures, and now in this moment, in your lifetime, you see this beautiful animal. Forged in the crucible of life, pouring out through time, just like you and me.
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Time did the painting? Didn't you understand the question?

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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
LOL, it's more plausible to believe that an invisible sky fairy spoke and then gave zebras stripes, right?
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Well at least you managed to factor in some sort of intelligence to this question.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
Why didn't he paint the zebras in a variety of colours, say alternating stripes of green, orange and electric blue?
Why so dull and ugly?

Oh wait I feel a song coming on...

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
LOL, it's more plausible to believe that an invisible sky fairy spoke and then gave zebras stripes, right?
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Well at least you managed to factor in some sort of intelligence to this question.
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Oy-how DID the platypus, kangaroo, wombat and hoop snake get to Australia from Mt Ararat after the flood?
You've never answered that one oh ye of the towering intellect.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
Why didn't he paint the zebras in a variety of colours, say alternating stripes of green, orange and electric blue?
Why so dull and ugly?

Oh wait I feel a song coming on...

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.
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Devil's Advocate? What do you think he has planned for you and yours?
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
OP:

Have you finally worked out your quest in this incarnation?

It is to post incessantly about the folly of evolution theory and the 'truth' behind the theory of creationism - on a board full of people who will one-star the fuck out of your ramblings and ask you whether your balls smell of A-1 steak sauce.

Your task is to convert people to your way of thought, no?

Tough assignment. Hellish, even.

Sucks to be you ...

Just trying to point out the flaw in your plan ...
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
I think you have a mental issue. You are obsessed with this stuff and the number of threads you create on it daily is out of control.

There is deff something not firing right.. now is probably a good time to seek help before things head further south for you.rant
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I think you have a mental issue. You are obsessed with this stuff and the number of threads you create on it daily is out of control.

There is deff something not firing right.. now is probably a good time to seek help before things head further south for you.rant
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I guess you didn't like the Zebra paint challenge. Kinda hard to explain for the church of 'random chance' ..... scientists?
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
Intricate patterns happening by chance are very possible:
[link to i45.tinypic.com]

Especially in the case of zebras where it helps them not die.
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[link to jehovahswitnessrevealed.com]
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?

Intricate patterns happening by chance are very possible:
[link to i45.tinypic.com]

Especially in the case of zebras where it helps them not die.
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Explain how the zebra's stripes were UNintelligently specified by it's dna
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.
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Devil's Advocate? What do you think he has planned for you and yours?

You know,I got an equally hostile response from Mr Rofschild on another thread, when I posted that little ditty.
What does that tell you?
Nothing, I'll bet.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.
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Devil's Advocate? What do you think he has planned for you and yours?
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You know,I got an equally hostile response from Mr Rofschild on another thread, when I posted that little ditty.
What does that tell you?
Nothing, I'll bet.


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Just wanted to let you know your one of reasons why people hate/get annoyed with religious
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?
Just wanted to let you know your one of reasons why people hate/get annoyed with religious
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Only one of many, to be specific;
"These things I command YOU, that YOU love one another. 18 If the world hates YOU, YOU know that it has hated me before it hated YOU. 19 If YOU were part of the world, the world would be fond of what is its own. Now because YOU are no part of the world, but I have chosen YOU out of the world, on this account the world hates YOU. 20 Bear in mind the word I said to YOU, A slave is not greater than his master. If they have persecuted me, they will persecute YOU also; if they have observed my word, they will observe YOURS also. 21 But they will do all these things against YOU on account of my name, because they do not know him that sent me. 22 If I had not come and spoken to them, they would have no sin; but now they have no excuse for their sin. 23 He that hates me hates also my Father. 24 If I had not done among them the works that no one else did, they would have no sin; but now they have both seen and hated me as well as my Father. 25 But it is that the word written in their Law may be fulfilled, ‘They hated me without cause.’ 26 When the helper arrives that I will send YOU from the Father, the spirit of the truth, which proceeds from the Father, that one will bear witness about me; 27 and YOU, in turn, are to bear witness, because YOU have been with me from when I began." Jo15;17
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?

Intricate patterns happening by chance are very possible:
[link to i45.tinypic.com]

Especially in the case of zebras where it helps them not die.
[/quote
Explain how the zebra's stripes were UNintelligently specified by it's dna
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Everything about living things is specified by its DNA. From your height to the color of your hair.
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Just wanted to let you know your one of reasons why people hate/get annoyed with religious
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That and picking their noses in public,
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Just wanted to let you know your one of reasons why people hate/get annoyed with religious
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That and picking their noses in public,
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Oh wait, god picks their noses for them, so I got that wrong.
Silly me.
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Re: Hey Mr Darwin, how to you imagine your 'evolution' thingy accidently painted stripes on zebras?

Intricate patterns happening by chance are very possible:
[link to i45.tinypic.com]

Especially in the case of zebras where it helps them not die.
[/quote
Explain how the zebra's stripes were UNintelligently specified by it's dna
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Everything about living things is specified by its DNA. From your height to the color of your hair.
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So much for 'random chance' theory.
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God is a like scientist. His work is amazing and incredible.

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