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Christina Aguilera, once so lithe and lovely, is a nasty obese beef-pig now

 
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08/28/2012 11:00 AM
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She is healthy, and beautiful. THAT is what a real woman looks like! Stunning!
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08/28/2012 11:07 AM
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I find it funny that this is the new standard, 20 years ago this would be considered obese. Fatties just feel better about this new 'normal'
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08/28/2012 11:13 AM
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I saw a photo of her face earlier today and thought she'd put on weight. She's got some jowls going.
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08/28/2012 11:22 AM
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To all the haters...I'd love to see what you bed down with at night.

She look good to me!
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08/28/2012 11:31 AM
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What the hell is wrong with you people?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU MUST BE A 120LB DIPSHIT.
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08/28/2012 11:37 AM
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I find it funny that this is the new standard, 20 years ago this would be considered obese. Fatties just feel better about this new 'normal'
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Do you even know what the word obese means?
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08/28/2012 11:43 AM
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Doesn't look as good as she did at 18.
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08/28/2012 11:49 AM
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Re: Christina Aguilera, once so lithe and lovely, is a nasty obese beef-pig now
I wouldn't call her obese,thick, yes. She has a problem with the booze.
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She is only 31 years old and if she doesn't get the weight under control she will be obese by 40 and then it is hard to lose. The booze will definitely add weight and age her also. She really does look 10 years older and her latina roots aren't helping any. They are just curvy women prone to weight gain.
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08/28/2012 11:50 AM
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Ugh! She was never a decent young lady. These young performers/actors these days need to model themselves after greats like Sandra Dee,Debbie Reynolds and Doris Day.
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08/28/2012 11:52 AM
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We'd all tap it.
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08/28/2012 11:59 AM
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Skinny women are bitchy cuz they're hungry all the time.
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08/28/2012 12:07 PM
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So true, OP.
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08/28/2012 12:12 PM
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Looks hawt. I dont fuck scrawny bitches. She is no way fat. She looks like a woman, not a 12 year old girl.
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08/28/2012 12:19 PM
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I wouldn't call her obese,thick, yes. She has a problem with the booze.
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Yes, she also has a problem with being 5"1. So every pound on her is going to look much bigger than on the model stick things you see in the media. For her, 5 lbs is probably 2 dress sizes and that sucks. Also, OP obviously doesn't know what obesity is....Obesity is a medical condition where a person is GROSSLY overweight, and it affects their health. Doubt very seriously if she is clinicly obese. OP just probably hates women.
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08/28/2012 12:20 PM
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I think she still looks great. Definitely not 'fat' by any standards.
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No, getting quite stocky from upper thighs on up. OP is right.

So what, there are 100 new hot starlets to watch who still have perfect shape. Next!
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08/28/2012 12:23 PM
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I wouldn't call her obese,thick, yes. She has a problem with the booze.
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Yes, she also has a problem with being 5"1. So every pound on her is going to look much bigger than on the model stick things you see in the media. For her, 5 lbs is probably 2 dress sizes and that sucks. Also, OP obviously doesn't know what obesity is....Obesity is a medical condition where a person is GROSSLY overweight, and it affects their health. Doubt very seriously if she is clinicly obese. OP just probably hates women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


Why do you think he hates women? He's just particular about the shape of women.

And for a pop star, her shape is too heavy for my taste now. It's not a big deal, there are more where she came from. The world is always full of cute girls, they're just not the same girls forever.

I'm not objectifying women. But I am objectifying pop stars. For my tastes, if they aren't very easy on the eyes, what's the point?
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08/28/2012 12:25 PM
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I think she still looks great. Definitely not 'fat' by any standards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22701213


No, getting quite stocky from upper thighs on up. OP is right.

So what, there are 100 new hot starlets to watch who still have perfect shape. Next!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19852008


Yes and when you take off your size XXXXL stretchy pants so you can whack off you might be able to enjoy them.
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08/28/2012 12:26 PM
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wouldn't liked to have fathered the op.
would be ashamed
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daddy probably is....lol
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08/28/2012 12:28 PM

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She looks fine!
Nice and sturdy to bear my children.
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Re: Christina Aguilera, once so lithe and lovely, is a nasty obese beef-pig now
I wouldn't call her obese,thick, yes. She has a problem with the booze.
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Yes, she also has a problem with being 5"1. So every pound on her is going to look much bigger than on the model stick things you see in the media. For her, 5 lbs is probably 2 dress sizes and that sucks. Also, OP obviously doesn't know what obesity is....Obesity is a medical condition where a person is GROSSLY overweight, and it affects their health. Doubt very seriously if she is clinicly obese. OP just probably hates women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


Why do you think he hates women? He's just particular about the shape of women.

And for a pop star, her shape is too heavy for my taste now. It's not a big deal, there are more where she came from. The world is always full of cute girls, they're just not the same girls forever.

I'm not objectifying women. But I am objectifying pop stars. For my tastes, if they aren't very easy on the eyes, what's the point?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19852008


Any man who would call a woman an obese beef-pig. Probably doesn't care for them "too" much...
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08/28/2012 12:32 PM
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she looks great
she was heavier earlier in the year
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I find it funny that this is the new standard, 20 years ago this would be considered obese. Fatties just feel better about this new 'normal'
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40-50 years she would have been considered a sex symbol. (i.e. Marylin Monroe, Betty Page)
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I find it funny that this is the new standard, 20 years ago this would be considered obese. Fatties just feel better about this new 'normal'
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+1! Its funny how American pop culturetards have been so easily trained to accept fat and cellulite as attractive.
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She's looked better, but she isn't obese. Headed that way though if she doesn't make an effort.

One more kid and current habits and she will be well on her way to looking like most of the porkers we see rolling down the street every day.
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08/28/2012 08:14 PM
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I thought singing was for the ears and not the eyes.
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08/28/2012 08:27 PM

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Stop idolizing 'celebrities' and you won't give a shit what she looks like.

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I think she still looks great. Definitely not 'fat' by any standards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22701213


Funny how the American male has been trained to worship blubber, and so quickly too.
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Yep, nuthin like a good stick fuck, huh?
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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