Astrology is total bullcrap.

"ohh, see all those stars in the sky ? let's
play connect-the-dots, i think this one looks
like a ram, does it not look like a ram ?
no, it's a fish.. i'm tellin' ya, it's a fish !
ok, let's compromise. it's a bull. how's that ?
fine."

"ohh, i have a better idea. let's make a system
out of these imaginary shapes we drew by
connecting the dots. maybe we can develop characteristics
for them which resemble their counterparts on earth,
and say they rule over time frames. ok, why not !" ?

"ohh, i think i know how we can make money and
influence the naive. let's convince people that
their personalities, fates, and situational behavior
is driven by our system." "ha, yeah, we'll get
splenty of ignorant suckers to lap it up. Especially
women, they love the romantic stories."