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How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.

 
TheRealJesus
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How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
If you are not a virgin and pure as white snow offered to the one that sits on the throne. Then you are not one of the 144,000.

I am the one that sits on the throne.wise yoda
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Hell when you die, I am not kidding.
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Hell when you die, I am not kidding.
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7+ billion people on this planet

144,000 of them going to "heaven" or whatever.

Do the math.

Your odds ain't very good.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463517


Hell when you die, I am not kidding.
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


7+ billion people on this planet

144,000 of them going to "heaven" or whatever.

Do the math.

Your odds ain't very good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22569412


Hell when you die, I am not kidding.

There is only one of me, You do the math.
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There a reason you are Anonymous Coward.

Do not forget the angels in Heaven.
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
What if you're on somebody else's borrowed time? Do the actions of the vessel matter or is it the spirit of the mind?
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
There a reason you are Anonymous Coward.

Do not forget the angels in Heaven.
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you mean the 1/3 fallen angels that are already condemned to die, like yourself....hahahahahaheheheheheh

loser, your a viper, ....we know all about you fallen angels....you are dead souls walkin!
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
The 144k are the Children of Israel/Israelites. The nerve of you to bunch gentiles into that number lol
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
The Jehovah Witnesses have sorted all that out.
But there will be heaven on earth for 1000 years if you believe.
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
The Jehovah Witnesses have sorted all that out.
But there will be heaven on earth for 1000 years if you believe.
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The Jehovah witnesses are the biggest frauds on this planet. Next time you see one, ask them if their church is doing the service of Christ by adhering to Matthew 10:5-6

See what they have to say about that.

Further more, learn this and see what they have to say about it:

Thread: Yahweh, Yhwh, Yahveh, Yhvh, Je-hovah,Yahuwah,Yahawah, Baal, Golden Calf
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
There are no chosen people.It just a story to control you.
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There a reason you are Anonymous Coward.

Do not forget the angels in Heaven.
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I do not forget the angels in Heaven - those that refuse to let go of their titles, positions and prestige for things like love and beauty and happiness. Those that demand subservient obedience or eternal punishment.

Do you know what I realized? I, Nathanael, one of 8 Princes over the Seraphim, Master of Fire and Angel of Vengeance decided that all the glory and all the majesty and all the power I could ever have could not compare for a single moment to the absolute fulfillment of Love.

Keep your thrones and your kingdoms if that is what you wish...just do not infringe on the inherent rights of every soul to exist freely, without fear of persecution or enslavement.

Last Edited by Nathanael on 08/28/2012 06:45 PM
Love is all. <3

The truth is always stranger than fiction...and fiction can be really out there sometimes.

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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
I have better odds winning the lotto
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
The 144k are the Children of Israel/Israelites. The nerve of you to bunch gentiles into that number lol
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There's like 12,000,000 yids.

144,000 of em are going to "heaven".

Their odds aren't very good either.

I wonder where this one's going.

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I don't think it's heaven.
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
If you are not a virgin and pure as white snow offered to the one that sits on the throne. Then you are not one of the 144,000.

I am the one that sits on the throne.wise yoda
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


So then you should know that the 144k will be the ones left on EARTH with the seal &#1497;&#1492;&#1493;&#1492; on their forheads. basically the leaders of cities during the golden age. an uncountable number of people (doesn't say they are virgins or not) will be taken to heaven.
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Because 12 X 12 is 144
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The 144k are the Children of Israel/Israelites. The nerve of you to bunch gentiles into that number lol
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There's like 12,000,000 yids.

144,000 of em are going to "heaven".

Their odds aren't very good either.

I wonder where this one's going.

[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]

I don't think it's heaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22569412


Yids? What is that? If you want to know who the children of Israel are, I suggest you look in Leviticus 26 and Deuteronomy 28.. Look at those curses and look at the down trodden people in this Earth, that should make it a bit more clear for you.
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
hey Vatican, see what you did by adding a zero to 14,400 years symbolism of galactic alinements..your dogma mindfuk has gotten out of hand...ask Adam the sun/son whom "died" at 930 years away from paradise ,the symbolism is missing 5 zero's..hey vaticanflip you still didn't stop the gods and goddesses from waking again..nice try amateursneener..
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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The Vatican is coming here, Go look at your Schedule.

For it was written Do not put the Lord your God to the test!

PHX
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I made you all, You have sinned in my sight.

I have the power to cast the rest of you in Hell.
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DO NOT TEST GOD!
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The Vatican is coming here, Go look at your Schedule.

For it was written Do not put the Lord your God to the test!

PHX
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well, LOSER, i am looking at the condition of my skin...and since it hasn't changed.....you are NOT THE REAL JESUS CHRIST....you are a phony/fraud!

he he he he hahahahahahah...you are a fallen angel wannabe

take a hike loser, the lake of fire is your address!
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You cannot answer me. You do not save your creations. You do not care for them. You are no God. You are but a child.
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I made you all, You have sinned in my sight.

I have the power to cast the rest of you in Hell.
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


Hardly. I remember the God and you are not him. Though you share many of his attributes - narcissism, pride, arrogance, selfishness, vindictiveness, a desire to control and punish...I feel pity for you - you have long since forgotten your true nature.

In time, though, perhaps even you will remember.


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Love is all. <3

The truth is always stranger than fiction...and fiction can be really out there sometimes.

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Hell when you die, I am not kidding.
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


7+ billion people on this planet

144,000 of them going to "heaven" or whatever.

Do the math.

Your odds ain't very good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22569412


And probably that % is from the rh- considering the Shroud of Tourin is rh-. Ie then Jesus was rh -, only 15% of the entire world is rh-. Blah, Blah - and since ab- is the rarest and the shroud of Tourins Blood Group...

Yup - I would not be packing too many bags for the afterland.tounge
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Re: How to know if you are not one of the 144,000.
If you are not a virgin and pure as white snow offered to the one that sits on the throne. Then you are not one of the 144,000.

I am the one that sits on the throne.wise yoda
 Quoting: TheRealJesus




The 144,000 are Jewish EVANAGELISTS who proclaim the gospel during the tribulation.. They are pure only through being "washed in the blood of the Lamb"....through their salvation by faith in Jesus Christ, Creator, the LIVING God.
There will be millions...probably billions....of people who end up in heaven. These 144,000 will be jewish people who realize that Jesus is the Messiah they have been expecting, and they will proclaim the gospel during the tribulaton and millions will be saved by hearing. "Salvation comes by hearing, and hearing by the Word of the Lord." Times are easy and comfortable now to the extent that most people have no need for the Saviour, but when the tribulation occurs and people become broken, they will be more receptive to needing a Saviour.
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Because 12 X 12 is 144
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EARTH IS 12,000 MILES FROM NORTH POLE TO SOUTH POLE

EARTH IS 12,000 MILES FROM EAST TO WEST

GOD LOVES ALL MANKIND

12,000 X 12,000 = 144,000,000 X 360 DEGREES, YOU DO THE MATH!
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DO NOT TEST GOD!
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been tested, failed
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Moroni has risen and the Jetsons are calling
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