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Master chef!!! WTF, can you please fax me the ketchup!!!

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08/28/2012 09:04 PM
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Master chef!!! WTF, can you please fax me the ketchup!!!
Seriously!!! I'm watching master chef, then commercial comes on, if you would like, you can order it and we'll deliver it to you...

What?!? I've been watching Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen, the F word, kitchen nightmares (US, UK) since he's been on.
Heck my boss cooked for him last year for a charity event.

The guy screams standards... Freshness. He comes to you and ask for spaghetti, it better not come out of a box, must be fresh pasta or hellfire will rain down on you and your posterity for millennia.

Now I can order the shit I see on TV online?!? What, the f'in UPS guy's gonna put on an apron, a chef's hat, and pull out the silverware and serve me a nice Michelin star fresh, perfect dinner?!? All this using a French accent, on on, oui oui...

I dunno, I would be afraid my credibility could get shot by a FedEx guy taking a piss on my fine cuisine platter.

Email me the pepper please.