DAVID WILCOCK to start a MUSIC career. His stage name is "Will.Cock.i.am"

Some willcocks song lyri_cs,
"I'm so small, I pee on my own balls...which are actually edgar cayce's, when I incarnated on planet xexu- and don't worry everyone bad is going away before sept 11."

How about I.will8cock!!!

I'm betting most people here don't even know Will I Am so this joke is going to go completely over their heads

lol Maybe so.

The Willycocks..?

Dude,

David Wilcock knows his shit ok. He is not trapped inside a dolphins forehead. You know how many years he has had to go through shit like that? His bought with massive vertigo while growing up and balance problems. So his melon isn't shaped like Sylvester Stalone or Vince Vaughn. He isn't an actor, his forehead is shaped to hold more information not be aesthetically pleasing.


He was onto this Nobody guy way back before you knew about him. Look it up. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if Wilcock.... um...

I don't know about a "nobody" guy, but I'm laughing at your first paragraph LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back in Nam we ate peacock when they ran low on kittens.....does this help

Perhaps he should start a Bollywood band called the 'Brown Eyed Chick Peas'.

Nice OP!

LOL!!!

Dah-veed Swillscock

David Will.Cock.i.am and his sidekick, Ben "Fergie" Fulford.

It's Ben FULLROD.

Wilcock already has a well-established musical career with his sexual - err, musical - partner, Larry Seyer.



No doubt there's a Grammy (or ten) in David's future! What a talented musician!






















...Ok, this noise is unbearable.

Hahaha

LOL!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!