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Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/30/2012 07:38 AM
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Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
Everytime you wank, your testosterone gets convert to Dihydrotestosterone (DHT) via a pesky little enzyme called 5 alpha-reductase.

Masturbation if moderately performed (like 2-3 times a week) is not bad and has its own health benefits like reduce stress, prostate cancer etc...

But excessive Masturbation will result in the over-production of too much of DHT, which is also the primary cause of prostate cancer.


And all that excess DHT buildup prevents your hair follicles from growing and fall out.

Just like drinking too much alcohol damages your liver long term, too much masturbation makes you go bald.

Its not rocket science folks.

Too much of anything is eventually bad for you.

Even water.

hiding
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08/30/2012 07:45 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917


bsflag gtfo troll. you lying faggot
Anonymous Coward
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08/30/2012 07:49 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
Its not rocket science folks.
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Is that why you didn't provide a link to a solid scientific study on the matter?!

What bullshit... chuckle
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08/30/2012 07:50 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917


bsflag gtfo troll. you lying faggot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870312


fvck you

I ain't a troll
and I ain't lying
Anonymous Coward
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08/30/2012 07:56 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
bsflag
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08/30/2012 07:57 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
OP read this and learn.

[link to en.m.wikipedia.org]

Bye
Masiro

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08/30/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
Everytime you wank, your testosterone gets convert to Dihydrotestosterone (DHT) via a pesky little enzyme called 5 alpha-reductase.

Masturbation if moderately performed (like 2-3 times a week) is not bad and has its own health benefits like reduce stress, prostate cancer etc...

But excessive Masturbation will result in the over-production of too much of DHT, which is also the primary cause of prostate cancer.


And all that excess DHT buildup prevents your hair follicles from growing and fall out.

Just like drinking too much alcohol damages your liver long term, too much masturbation makes you go bald.

Its not rocket science folks.

Too much of anything is eventually bad for you.

Even water.

hiding
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
Wrong
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08/30/2012 08:03 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
Where did you come up with this crap from? Nice theory, FAIL.
Anonymous Coward
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08/30/2012 08:14 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
OP FAIL
THREAD FAIL

OP is a Religitard! Ignore him

bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag

For you OP:

jerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkit

stfu
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08/30/2012 08:15 AM
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Oh look where he is from. That says it all.

COUNTRY FAIL!
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08/30/2012 08:18 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
It's not that I disagree with you OP - however I do feel you said it wrong.

It's not the act of maturation, it's the act of watching porno.

And yes, this is not the only way to go bald - most of it happens naturally any ways.

And yes, there are people who can fap 5 X a day and not go bald.
Ignorance

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08/30/2012 08:33 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
Hmmm, I have been going at it for over 30 years... no side effects except of course the obvious ;)

Question though, would your theory also apply when using Flashligh...

LOL
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08/30/2012 08:41 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
1-3 times a day for several years now....not balding yet. jerkit
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08/30/2012 08:42 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
putin
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Is the OP a British scientist? afro
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Whiskey Brother
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
You couldn't be more wrong. The more orgasms you have, the younger and more healthy you will be. I'm definetley "over the hill" age wise, but I appear to still be in my late 20's/ early 30's with all my hair, still down past the middle of my back. My hair actually gives me a 6th sense about things.
You poor nutless bald headed viagra takers should have either got laid more, or jerked off daily when you were younger...
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
You couldn't be more wrong. The more orgasms you have, the younger and more healthy you will be. I'm definetley "over the hill" age wise, but I appear to still be in my late 20's/ early 30's with all my hair, still down past the middle of my back. My hair actually gives me a 6th sense about things.
You poor nutless bald headed viagra takers should have either got laid more, or jerked off daily when you were younger...
 Quoting: Whiskey Brother 11702187


You should read the story about the native indians and the US army - in regards to hair being a 6th sense.
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
Hello, my name is Bruce Willis....and I'm bald
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08/30/2012 09:10 AM
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It seems as though you are butthurt about being bald OP, no reason to take it out on anyone else though.....bloody wanker
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Can't be true. I have a full head of hair. ;)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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08/30/2012 09:34 AM

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well, i was always told that it made you go blind .sockpuppetlmao
Stickyfoot,i think i stepped in something
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917


Correction, You have not had a woman for 40 yrs..
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
well, i was always told that it made you go blind .sockpuppetlmao
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Please type larger, I can't see your post
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:wpever:
:spyda:
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917



Funny shit, and could be said of anything, and believed as we all in time eventually show signs of grey.
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917


Correction, You have not had a woman for 40 yrs..
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


in my marriage
masturbation was the only sex I got
Anonymous Coward
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08/30/2012 11:08 AM
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Let's see, what hair I have is turning gray..check, bald spot on top...check... must be true.
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08/30/2012 11:26 AM
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917


Correction, You have not had a woman for 40 yrs..
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


in my marriage
masturbation was the only sex I got
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917


In that case, I would have left. No one should put up with that. Theres a marital vow to please ones mate. If they dont, Id walk out..
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Re: Frequent Masturbation is the primary cause of Male pattern BALDNESS
what a crock of shit

been masturbating almost 40 yrs

do not have a receding hair line
nor bald

and do not have prostate cancer

you have been reading too much
Bible

now if you had said
Masturbation makes your hair turn grey,
that would make more sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22870917

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