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Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!

 
Advice wanted
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Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
Yes, I was immunized as a child but never got the boosters, didn't think ii could get it. Missing work, missed a funeral, still gasping for breath and throwing up at week four. Took antibiotics too, but just last week, so too late to shorten course of illness. No sleep. Now I am trying dotsera homeopathic, but nothing is touching this.
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08/30/2012 05:43 PM
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
Try adding a teaspoon of organic coconut oil to your coffee or tea two or three times a day.

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08/30/2012 05:57 PM
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
Know your pain, my wife is still gagging up and puking mucus about 4-5 weeks later from that damn whoop ur ass crap. It put her on her ass for a few weeks. She barely had enough energy to get out of bed and she is a tough chick, not a sissy at all.
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
NAC found in homade chicken soup, high dose vitamin C

licorice tea with honey and fresh ginger
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16 ounces of water to boil in a pot/pan what ever your preference.

2 Tablespoons of Oregano into the boiling water, let water absorb Oregano into a tea.

Put wet towel on back of your head to cover your face and put your face over that steam and breath it in deeply and slowly.

Before placing your face over steam, turn off the fire and or electric stove top.

Helps all the time.
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08/30/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
Thanks, will try some of these
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08/30/2012 08:51 PM
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Smoke heaps of good outdoor weed. It dilates your airways and the tar helps get rid of stuff the mucus can't.
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
Yes, I was immunized as a child but never got the boosters, didn't think ii could get it. Missing work, missed a funeral, still gasping for breath and throwing up at week four. Took antibiotics too, but just last week, so too late to shorten course of illness. No sleep. Now I am trying dotsera homeopathic, but nothing is touching this.
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Cold air humidifier. Whooping cough needs cold air..
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
5,000 IUs of Vitamin d3 every two hours for three days.


Then progressively reduce once symptoms start easing.


Once back to normal.........5,000 per day maintenance.
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08/30/2012 09:18 PM
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Just curious OP, are you in Colorado? They say we're having an epidemic here.
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hydrogen peroxide therapy... look it up, can't hurt.
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
Smoke heaps of good outdoor weed. It dilates your airways and the tar helps get rid of stuff the mucus can't.
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Fuck that noise... I wouldn't smoke a damn thing if I had whooping cough.
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
Know your pain, my wife is still gagging up and puking mucus about 4-5 weeks later from that damn whoop ur ass crap. It put her on her ass for a few weeks. She barely had enough energy to get out of bed and she is a tough chick, not a sissy at all.
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but did she make you breakfast yet?
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
garlic cloves raw three to five times a day.

Grapefruitseed extract twice a day 30 drops for a month.

lots of citrus fruits and juice.

Wheatgrass juice daily.

stinging nettle and dandelion extracts daily.
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08/30/2012 09:55 PM
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*** Elderberry Extract ***
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Re: Whooping cough is whooping my ass. Make it go away!
I've had it for a while now.
A horrible thickly cough which once you start coughing, that's it, you're coughing for a good minute or so solidly. And then you feel like someone's just kicked you in the head!
It feels like you're trying to bring mucous up but in effect there's nothing really there.
It does get worse in the night and early morning when your throat is dry so the best thing I've had so far is a spoon of lemon juice and honey when I first feel the "tickle" starting. Doesn't stop it completely but it certainly reduces the paroxysmal coughing fit afterwards.

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