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Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?

 
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Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
"The heavens are declaring the glory of God;
And of the work of his hands the expanse is telling." Ps19:1


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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
"The heavens are declaring the glory of God;
And of the work of his hands the expanse is telling." Ps19:1


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Knock Knock ?



Whos There ?


Physics.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
The ET's put up the rings around Saturn. That's where they hide the ufo's. That's what Richard Hoagland said, and you know he's right cause he's a science guy!tomato
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
The precision rings of Saturn came from Uranus.
I readed it in the bible.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
The ET's put up the rings around Saturn. That's where they hide the ufo's. That's what Richard Hoagland said, and you know he's right cause he's a science guy!tomato
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K..., well thanks for the up date.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
your mama did... did she not tell you?
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
This thread cements that you are either a massive troll or profoundly retarded.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Is God not a cosmic fairy?
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
"The heavens are declaring the glory of God;
And of the work of his hands the expanse is telling." Ps19:1


 Quoting: DGN


come out of the closet you stupid fucker. the god of all religions is saturn. funny coincidence ? satan = saturn. keep on worshipping kronos, but he only hijacked the creation - he isn't the creator.

dumb bitch.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
This thread cements that you are either a massive troll or profoundly retarded.
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You alone however know the physics of the assembly but can't explain it to me because I'm to simple to understand, right?
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Love your threads, DGN.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Is God not a cosmic fairy?
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laugh


it's funny cuz he is!
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
This thread cements that you are either a massive troll or profoundly retarded.
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He has proven time and time again that he is in fact a mentally ill troll
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Maybe you should look outside the religion box, it seem you are overdosing on it. moderation is key. Don't sell your soul so fast. You seem very narrow minded and dull to those that read your incredible assign posts. Your God is not the only answer, Dare to think for yourself just once and not in the minds of force religious beliefs coercediamwith over thousands of year to control tools like your self.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
ok,just the act of creation dosen't deserve worship. i have a dad and mom togather they created me. they don't deserve or require worship. so if there is a god who the fuck cares? it means nothing for us here on earth. HE"S A NO SHOW FUCK... fuck em
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Yet I do believe, that you are proof that God, if he does exist , makes mistakes. Horrible ones.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Maybe you should look outside the religion box, it seem you are overdosing on it. moderation is key. Don't sell your soul so fast. You seem very narrow minded and dull to those that read your incredible assign posts. Your God is not the only answer, Dare to think for yourself just once and not in the minds of force religious beliefs coercediamwith over thousands of year to control tools like your self.
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"Who is wise and understanding among YOU? Let him show out of his fine conduct his works with a mildness that belongs to wisdom. 14 But if YOU have bitter jealousy and contentiousness in YOUR hearts, do not be bragging and lying against the truth. 15 This is not the wisdom that comes down from above, but is [the] earthly, animal, demonic. 16 For where jealousy and contentiousness are, there disorder and every vile thing are.
17 But the wisdom from above is first of all chaste, then peaceable, reasonable, ready to obey, full of mercy and good fruits, not making partial distinctions, not hypocritical. 18 Moreover, the fruit of righteousness has its seed sown under peaceful conditions for those who are making peace.
4 From what source are there wars and from what source are there fights among YOU? Are they not from this source, namely, from YOUR cravings for sensual pleasure that carry on a conflict in YOUR members? 2 YOU desire, and yet YOU do not have. YOU go on murdering and coveting, and yet YOU are not able to obtain. YOU go on fighting and waging war. YOU do not have because of YOUR not asking. 3 YOU do ask, and yet YOU do not receive, because YOU are asking for a wrong purpose, that YOU may expend [it] upon YOUR cravings for sensual pleasure." Ja3:13
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
I'm not an Atheist, but here's an answer for you OP:

A Planet called Marduk struck a planet called Tiamat and smashed it to bits, hurling a huge chunk into our orbit and forming the Earth, the rest forming the rings around Saturn and the Asteroid belt. All planets have rings, just some more dense than others. This is due to passing comets dropping off stuff that gets into orbit and sticks around like satellites.

Marduk was the name of the planet, and also the name of one of the Annunaki that took power in Babylon. This was the birth of Monotheism, because of the confusion. "Marduk" created the Earth, you see.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
I thought this one was a spoof until I realized its serious.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
are you punisher?
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Except we live in a matrix. Religitards fail.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
Yet I do believe, that you are proof that God, if he does exist , makes mistakes. Horrible ones.
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this ^^ohyeah
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
I'm not an Atheist, but here's an answer for you OP:

A Planet called Marduk struck a planet called Tiamat and smashed it to bits, hurling a huge chunk into our orbit and forming the Earth, the rest forming the rings around Saturn and the Asteroid belt. All planets have rings, just some more dense than others. This is due to passing comets dropping off stuff that gets into orbit and sticks around like satellites.

Marduk was the name of the planet, and also the name of one of the Annunaki that took power in Babylon. This was the birth of Monotheism, because of the confusion. "Marduk" created the Earth, you see.
 Quoting: William_the_Bloody


I get it, it was kind of like throwing a hand gernade into a china shop, to make everything 'just so'?
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
I actually read that one of the moons spews gas or ash or something like that. And what has been creating the ring.
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
"The heavens are declaring the glory of God;
And of the work of his hands the expanse is telling." Ps19:1


 Quoting: DGN



I love this thread OP! Thanks!! It makes more sense than anything these guys have to say... I gave it an amazing rating. :)
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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
"The heavens are declaring the glory of God;
And of the work of his hands the expanse is telling." Ps19:1


 Quoting: DGN



I love this thread OP! Thanks!! It makes more sense than anything these guys have to say... I gave it an amazing rating. :)
 Quoting: Cassi 7385914

Well thank you,
peace

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Re: Pardon me Mr atheist... but if God didn't position the precision rings of Saturn, who Did? The Cosmic Fairies maybe?
"The heavens are declaring the glory of God;
And of the work of his hands the expanse is telling." Ps19:1


 Quoting: DGN


come out of the closet you stupid fucker. the god of all religions is saturn. funny coincidence ? satan = saturn. keep on worshipping kronos, but he only hijacked the creation - he isn't the creator.

dumb bitch.
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100% what ^this person^ said

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