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I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?

 
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I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
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Why the hell not?

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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
you've seen the movies it never ends well
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
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Why the hell not?

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You can't sell what you don't own.
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
ill buy it from you for tree fiddy... got paypal?
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
What's your asking price?
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08/31/2012 05:25 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
You shouldn't. You will be eaten for eternity by nasty worms with sharp teeth.
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ill buy it from you for tree fiddy... got paypal?
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Souls are "Cash and Carry" Dude.
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
What's your asking price?
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Are you The Dark One?
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
What's your asking price?
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Are you The Dark One?
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No Middlemen!

I need to speak to The Man.
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08/31/2012 05:50 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
you've seen the movies it never ends well
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That's the movies.

Look how Jimmy Page made out.

And Ozzie.

And Mitt.
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What's your asking price?
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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
You shouldn't. You will be eaten for eternity by nasty worms with sharp teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22874271

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I have that now when I go fishin'


They're called chiggers.
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08/31/2012 05:58 AM
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WELL?

No Takers?

Is Everyone SKEERED?

Come one, we might get that 2 Fer 1 Discount
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08/31/2012 05:58 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
I tried and he offered me $1.25
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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
I tried and he offered me $1.25
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He must know he's got you anyway.

Anything you would like to confess at this point?

The price might go back up.
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08/31/2012 06:03 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
you've seen the movies it never ends well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21787522


That's the movies.

Look how Jimmy Page made out.

And Ozzie.

And Mitt.
 Quoting: I Ban Thee


And me, of course.

I'm doing great.

charlie
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08/31/2012 06:03 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
There are better ways to achieve what you are trying to achieve with that act.

You can experience whatever you wish without "selling" anything.

In truth you can't sell your soul to Lucipher, you can only attach yourself to its principles.
In other words, to act in the name of the Lucipher and get the inherent rewards.

That doesn't bring you any advantage if compared to when you exploit reality yourself (with your own exploitation style).
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08/31/2012 06:06 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
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Why the hell not?

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If you are actually thinking about it, then you already have.
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
you've seen the movies it never ends well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21787522


That's the movies.

Look how Jimmy Page made out.

And Ozzie.

And Mitt.
 Quoting: I Ban Thee


And me, of course.

I'm doing great.

charlie
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How are you liking it so far?

Would you "recommend it to a friend"?
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
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Why the hell not?

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 Quoting: I Ban Thee


If you are actually thinking about it, then you already have.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787413


I'm just looking at all the options, that's all.

"Our best customer is a good shopper"
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Why the hell not?

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 Quoting: I Ban Thee


Thats right and i just so happen to be the middleman. Send me a check for 1000 USD and i will get your contract.
Easy and fast~~
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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08/31/2012 06:08 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
Unfortunately you maybe too late as the sale has probably gone through some time ago and you are trying to double dip.

Selling something priceless and beyond money is stupid and dumb even the thought of it is an insult to the creator of life,
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08/31/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
There are better ways to achieve what you are trying to achieve with that act.

You can experience whatever you wish without "selling" anything.

In truth you can't sell your soul to Lucipher, you can only attach yourself to its principles.
In other words, to act in the name of the Lucipher and get the inherent rewards.

That doesn't bring you any advantage if compared to when you exploit reality yourself (with your own exploitation style).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1466619


what u can achieve by sucking Jesus's dick ???
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08/31/2012 06:10 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
There are better ways to achieve what you are trying to achieve with that act.

You can experience whatever you wish without "selling" anything.

In truth you can't sell your soul to Lucipher, you can only attach yourself to its principles.
In other words, to act in the name of the Lucipher and get the inherent rewards.

That doesn't bring you any advantage if compared to when you exploit reality yourself (with your own exploitation style).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1466619


I understand your point, but waiting on Jesus is taking

like...... Forever!
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08/31/2012 06:11 AM
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Unfortunately you maybe too late as the sale has probably gone through some time ago and you are trying to double dip.

Selling something priceless and beyond money is stupid and dumb even the thought of it is an insult to the creator of life,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22749787


And that would be........... ???
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
everything in Christianity start with bs and end with bigger bs.
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
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Why the hell not?

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 Quoting: I Ban Thee


Thats right and i just so happen to be the middleman. Send me a check for 1000 USD and i will get your contract.
Easy and fast~~
 Quoting: natasha77


Now we're talking, but... I'll need to see some ID
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08/31/2012 06:15 AM
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
I tried and he offered me $1.25
 Quoting: CtYankee


He must know he's got you anyway.

Anything you would like to confess at this point?

The price might go back up.
 Quoting: I Ban Thee


He was way too busy talking with OBAMA.....I'll hit him up again later when he's not so busy!!
CtYankee

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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
you've seen the movies it never ends well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21787522


That's the movies.

Look how Jimmy Page made out.

And Ozzie.

And Mitt.
 Quoting: I Ban Thee


And me, of course.

I'm doing great.

charlie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22851723


How are you liking it so far?

Would you "recommend it to a friend"?
 Quoting: I Ban Thee


Sure, why not?

It wasn't that big of a deal, at least not as far as day to day living is concerned.

The entire process, to me at least, was a very personal journey. It awoke my inner I AM, and left me feeling more powerful within myself.

Plus, I don't even register other people's sense of place, society, morals, etc. anymore. I feel free.

Also, I found a couple of Budweiser's stuck up in a tree on the grounds of a local church the next day.

True story.

Best cheep beer I ever had.

rockon

charlie
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Why the hell not?

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You can't sell what you don't own.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20782251


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Re: I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?
I tried and he offered me $1.25
 Quoting: CtYankee


He must know he's got you anyway.

Anything you would like to confess at this point?

The price might go back up.
 Quoting: I Ban Thee


He was way too busy talking with OBAMA.....I'll hit him up again later when he's not so busy!!
 Quoting: CtYankee


Oh hell.... Politicians are sold at birth.

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