I'm thinking about selling my soul to The Devil. Anybody with me?

you've seen the movies it never ends well

You can't sell what you don't own.

ill buy it from you for tree fiddy... got paypal?

What's your asking price?

You shouldn't. You will be eaten for eternity by nasty worms with sharp teeth.

ill buy it from you for tree fiddy... got paypal?
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Souls are "Cash and Carry" Dude.

Are you The Dark One?

No Middlemen!

I need to speak to The Man.

That's the movies.

Look how Jimmy Page made out.

And Ozzie.

And Mitt.

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

.

I have that now when I go fishin'


They're called chiggers.

WELL?

No Takers?

Is Everyone SKEERED?

Come one, we might get that 2 Fer 1 Discount

I tried and he offered me $1.25

He must know he's got you anyway.

Anything you would like to confess at this point?

The price might go back up.

And me, of course.

I'm doing great.

There are better ways to achieve what you are trying to achieve with that act.

You can experience whatever you wish without "selling" anything.

In truth you can't sell your soul to Lucipher, you can only attach yourself to its principles.
In other words, to act in the name of the Lucipher and get the inherent rewards.

That doesn't bring you any advantage if compared to when you exploit reality yourself (with your own exploitation style).

If you are actually thinking about it, then you already have.

How are you liking it so far?

Would you "recommend it to a friend"?

I'm just looking at all the options, that's all.

"Our best customer is a good shopper"

Thats right and i just so happen to be the middleman. Send me a check for 1000 USD and i will get your contract.
Easy and fast~~

Unfortunately you maybe too late as the sale has probably gone through some time ago and you are trying to double dip.

Selling something priceless and beyond money is stupid and dumb even the thought of it is an insult to the creator of life,

what u can achieve by sucking Jesus's dick ???

I understand your point, but waiting on Jesus is taking

like...... Forever!

And that would be........... ???

everything in Christianity start with bs and end with bigger bs.

Now we're talking, but... I'll need to see some ID

He was way too busy talking with OBAMA.....I'll hit him up again later when he's not so busy!!

Sure, why not?

It wasn't that big of a deal, at least not as far as day to day living is concerned.

The entire process, to me at least, was a very personal journey. It awoke my inner I AM, and left me feeling more powerful within myself.

Plus, I don't even register other people's sense of place, society, morals, etc. anymore. I feel free.

Also, I found a couple of Budweiser's stuck up in a tree on the grounds of a local church the next day.

True story.

Best cheep beer I ever had.

this

Oh hell.... Politicians are sold at birth.