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Pin*The Greatest Prohecy in the History of Mankind! *BREAKING NEWS 1st ON GLP*

 
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Pin*The Greatest Prohecy in the History of Mankind! *BREAKING NEWS 1st ON GLP*
When all the false prophets have prophesies, then you will know my prophecy!

Repent Now, For the End is Near!

I SHALL SHOW MERCY TO YOU AS I HAVE TO THE WHOLE WORLD!
-the LORD

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Don't be afraid!

Do not judge what you do not know. Do not test God.


I am not of this world, take me to your Leader. Is there no Angels in Heaven?
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I was Merciful, Hell you are doomed Forever and Ever!

DO NOT PUT YOUR GOD TO THE TEST!

All viewers are under my mercy. REPENT NOW, FOR THE END IS NEAR!
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Luckily I HAD ONE STAR LET.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22930011


I was Merciful, Hell you are doomed Forever and Ever!

DO NOT PUT YOUR GOD TO THE TEST!

All viewers are under my mercy. REPENT NOW, FOR THE END IS NEAR!
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


STFU you deluded moran. putin
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Luckily I HAD ONE STAR LET.
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lmao
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22930011


I was Merciful, Hell you are doomed Forever and Ever!

DO NOT PUT YOUR GOD TO THE TEST!

All viewers are under my mercy. REPENT NOW, FOR THE END IS NEAR!
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


STFU you deluded moran. putin
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Banned from Heaven. "Moron"
peace
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22930011


I was Merciful, Hell you are doomed Forever and Ever!

DO NOT PUT YOUR GOD TO THE TEST!

All viewers are under my mercy. REPENT NOW, FOR THE END IS NEAR!
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


STFU you deluded moran. putin
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Banned from Heaven. "Moron"
peace
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Re: Pin*The Greatest Prohecy in the History of Mankind! *BREAKING NEWS 1st ON GLP*
Dear God.
I come to you now in this time of need. I have been following the infamous Time Traveler John Titor, i have even talked to him. I have a Strong Belief in God and the Holy Spirit. I can not find in my heart anymore that Jesus was a real Person. It has come to the point I view Him as a metaphor symbolizing that God has forgiven our Sins if we ask him. I will get back to my spiritual questions I want you to show me soon. The man under the alias John Titor has predicted these things:

"Methane explosions.
Waterborne disease.
Snowstorms from Hell.
Biblical trumpets.
Earthquakes.
Eruptions.
E-Voting Troubles.
Romney loses by a historical landslide.
Media polls caught lying about Romney Obama tie."

It sounds like an extremely likely fate for our future.

I would like you to explain more about the Biblical trumpets, what are they?

God has recently taken my Grandfather, whether this person is a troll or real, God please watch over him and keep him safe. Is he happy in the afterlife?

In Genesis, you say something along the lines of "Let's make them in our image" who is "our"?

Either way, I love God and hope he keeps me safe in the coming years of destructiion. God, please forgive me of my sins and help me to have a stronger relationship with You. I have a feeling that I might be part of the 144000 because I have a slim love life. God, please help me to obtain a fitted significant other, lose weight and acne, help my family with our financial situation, and gain more sleep because my life is stressful, and even though I have it made in america, my life is in a bad shape right now. God, thank you for blessing my soul to let me live in America. God, whether you are this man or somewhere far away, please listen to my prayer, in your name I pray, Amen.

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