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BREAKING: Sticky Fingers! $30Million Worth of Maple Syrup Stolen - Canadian Commodities Thefts Abound

 
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BREAKING: Sticky Fingers! $30Million Worth of Maple Syrup Stolen - Canadian Commodities Thefts Abound
The unusual theft has captured the public's attention. "If 200 hogs and 3,000 bags of pancake mix disappear, I think we have a pattern."

Read more: [link to www.minyanville.com]

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I Got Pancakes !!!!!!!


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The Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers is taking this most seriously.

The Federation represents some 10,000 maple syrup producers from within Quebec, and is responsible for the administration of the bulk maple syrup sales agency as well as the global strategic maple syrup reserve.

[link to www.waff.com]
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I live here, didn't ear about this...yet.

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I wonder did they hide it in they're bunghole?
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I Got Pancakes !!!!!!!


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Add some bacon...I'm on my way.
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steeling maple syrup?
this must not be allowed.
time for Canada to build nukes.
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Probably gonna end up like our stolen cars...in Lebanon...lol
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My other half will be suspicious. We recently had a heated debate as to whether pure maple syrup (as opposed to the factory sludge crap) would be a valued commodity to barter after the economy hiccuped (imploded.) I insisted it was as good as gold... and now this.
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steeling maple syrup?
this must not be allowed.
time for Canada to build nukes.
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Cement slippers and dump em in the St-Laurent near Sorel.
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the great maple syrup heist.
howdy
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My other half will be suspicious. We recently had a heated debate as to whether pure maple syrup (as opposed to the factory sludge crap) would be a valued commodity to barter after the economy hiccuped (imploded.) I insisted it was as good as gold... and now this.
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I like both.

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the great maple syrup heist.
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Hard to believe.
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I wonder how long it would take to swipe 30 milly of maple syrup. Seems like that would take a a few days.
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I know what the guy said when he opened the warehouse doors..." TABARNACLE"


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I wonder how long it would take to swipe 30 milly of maple syrup. Seems like that would take a a few days.
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It's in the sticks...but yeah, must have stolen loaded trucks.

hmm
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Get the fuck away from my maple syrup. BTW it's about 2000$ a fuckin' barrel. Take that oil!
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huffy


Get the fuck away from my maple syrup. BTW it's about 2000$ a fuckin' barrel. Take that oil!
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Business Insider calls Quebec the "Saudi Arabia of Syrup"

[link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Yes, they siphoned off 10 million pounds of maple syrup. Is it just us, or does this sound suspiciously like the plot of this season’s “Breaking Bad,” in which Walter and the guys siphon of twenty-something thousand gallons of methylamine from a train, only to have the conductors never realize they’ve been emptied?

And you think Walt has a distribution problem this season trying to find an outlet for the huge batches he’s able to cook now—try finding a distribution network for 10 million pounds of maple syrup on the black market.

lol more: [link to www.deathandtaxesmag.com]
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Good....I'm ready for sum BlackMarket Maple Syrup.scheming



As long as they don't cut it with Aunt Jemima.....rockon
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huffy


Get the fuck away from my maple syrup. BTW it's about 2000$ a fuckin' barrel. Take that oil!
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Business Insider calls Quebec the "Saudi Arabia of Syrup"

[link to www.businessinsider.com]
 Quoting: Crash Landed On Earth


People don't take too kindly to intruders snooping around their sugar shacks. 12 gauge kindly.
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Re: BREAKING: Sticky Fingers! $30Million Worth of Maple Syrup Stolen - Canadian Commodities Thefts Abound
It would appear there has been great unrest documented in the Canadian syrup industry as recently as 2007. The plot thickens (lol).

Right now, in warehouses around Quebec, millions of kilograms of surplus maple syrup are languishing in giant vats, unsold.

[link to andreajezovit.com]

Perhaps an inside job?
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Re: BREAKING: Sticky Fingers! $30Million Worth of Maple Syrup Stolen - Canadian Commodities Thefts Abound
It appears Canada has bigger problems than just disappearing syrup.

After researching the $30 million maple syrup heist this morning, I stumbled over a raft of other bulk food thefts reported in Canada.

For instance, a "football field's worth" of potatoes was stolen from Richmond, British Columbia.


and this: police are perplexed at "a systematic theft of bulk food crops"

Read more: [link to www.minyanville.com]

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Nooooo! Not the Maple Syrup... This better not cause prices to skyrocket damn it...

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MMMMMmmm. . . maple syrup.

So now there will be blackmarket syrup I suppose.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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It appears Canada has bigger problems than just disappearing syrup.

After researching the $30 million maple syrup heist this morning, I stumbled over a raft of other bulk food thefts reported in Canada.

For instance, a "football field's worth" of potatoes was stolen from Richmond, British Columbia.


and this: police are perplexed at "a systematic theft of bulk food crops"

Read more: [link to www.minyanville.com]
 Quoting: Crash Landed On Earth


Yep still sounds like a breakfast is planned. Hashbrowns galore. Maybe someone is preparing the feast for Christs return. pope
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I would suspect someone wearing pink from the Susan G. Komen Foundation,

Suggest you stake out any large baking soda warehouses nearby.
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This is all part of Pre-Rapture.... Gonna make alot of pancakes in Heaven.....
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Big pharma is behind this, they concede that pure maple syrup and baking soda is the best cancer cure available. After they corner the market on syrup, baking soda will be next.......
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Quebec Whodunit: 1/4 of Province’s Syrup Reserves Go Missing [link to blogs.wsj.com]

Strategic Reserves? Is that like a second pile of pancakes? LOL

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