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Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog

 
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Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
A SKYDIVER whose parachute failed to open miraculously survived the 13,000ft fall — after a bog saved his fall.

Brit dad-of-two Liam Dunne, 35, broke his back after dramatically crashing into the ground at high speed and landing in the muddy area.

His reserve parachute opened at the last moment on the horrifying descent at a festival in Moteuko, New Zealand, but it was still too late to prevent him suffering serious injury.


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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
Fucking sweet! I'll have to try that....
I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

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damn that dude looks crazy lol
I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
So he didn't really survive a 13K free fall. Probably his main or reserve was out but not fully deploying.

I was reading a world record book one day and saw the record for highest fall survived. It belonged to a flight attendant on a plane travelling at 35K, when it exploded and she fell and landed in a snow bank. Never actually researched it to see if it was true.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
didn't this happen on "king of the hill"?
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
She fell inside a tail section, the actual one that shouldn't have survived but did was the tail gunner in a Lancaster bomber.
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She fell inside a tail section, the actual one that shouldn't have survived but did was the tail gunner in a Lancaster bomber.
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Oh, so she was like strapped into a seat or something, and the fuselage absorbed force of contact with the snow?
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So he didn't really survive a 13K free fall. Probably his main or reserve was out but not fully deploying.

I was reading a world record book one day and saw the record for highest fall survived. It belonged to a flight attendant on a plane travelling at 35K, when it exploded and she fell and landed in a snow bank. Never actually researched it to see if it was true.
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Of course he threw the devil salute up. Idiots! You guys are lame!
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
A SKYDIVER whose parachute failed to open miraculously survived the 13,000ft fall — after a bog saved his fall.

Brit dad-of-two Liam Dunne, 35, broke his back after dramatically crashing into the ground at high speed and landing in the muddy area.

His reserve parachute opened at the last moment on the horrifying descent at a festival in Moteuko, New Zealand, but it was still too late to prevent him suffering serious injury.


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That lady has to be Leandro Barbosa's sister.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
You bitches. The reserve opened at 2.3 sec left to impact. When he hit ground, he was traveling at 49 mph. The average man can take twice that force up his ass and you guys are stupid.
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You bitches. The reserve opened at 2.3 sec left to impact. When he hit ground, he was traveling at 49 mph. The average man can take twice that force up his ass and you guys are stupid.
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You bitches. The reserve opened at 2.3 sec left to impact. When he hit ground, he was traveling at 49 mph. The average man can take twice that force up his ass and you guys are stupid.
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Guess it wasnt his time

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You bitches. The reserve opened at 2.3 sec left to impact. When he hit ground, he was traveling at 49 mph. The average man can take twice that force up his ass and you guys are stupid.
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Maybe you can take it up the ass, but I can't.
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You bitches. The reserve opened at 2.3 sec left to impact. When he hit ground, he was traveling at 49 mph. The average man can take twice that force up his ass and you guys are stupid.
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Maybe you can take it up the ass, but I can't.
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You bitches. The reserve opened at 2.3 sec left to impact. When he hit ground, he was traveling at 49 mph. The average man can take twice that force up his ass and you guys are stupid.
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Maybe you can take it up the ass, but I can't.
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Best... comeback... EVER
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
LOL he must have went way into the mud!
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You bitches. The reserve opened at 2.3 sec left to impact. When he hit ground, he was traveling at 49 mph. The average man can take twice that force up his ass and you guys are stupid.
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Maybe you can take it up the ass, but I can't.
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LOL, glad to know your straight! Too many men on the down low these days. LOL
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
Too bad he didn't land on urmom. Woulda walked away.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
Water? Like hitting a brick wall, did he come down at an angle? may the Math Karma be with him.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
Gotta be honest id rather have died on that fall....the pain his back will give him for the rest of his life will not be fun at all.

However good to see that he lived...id be kissing the Bible and thanking God after that one lol.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
So did this lady:

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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
A SKYDIVER whose parachute failed to open miraculously survived the 13,000ft fall — after a bog saved his fall.

Brit dad-of-two Liam Dunne, 35, broke his back after dramatically crashing into the ground at high speed and landing in the muddy area.

His reserve parachute opened at the last moment on the horrifying descent at a festival in Moteuko, New Zealand, but it was still too late to prevent him suffering serious injury.


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 Quoting: PlutoPig


fake bullshit story and you know it saturn pig.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
PlutoPig (OP) is like the news reporter at the end of the newscast who is reporting from the local zoo to cover a story of an old woman who got her wig pulled off by a monkey.

Our GLP "trashy" stupid human tricks story poster.

With all the earth shattering events happening daily and weekly now... I'm not sure if I should be mad at PlutoPig for posting this nonsense or grateful for some much needed comic relief.

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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
Too bad the idiot with a tattoo on his face couldn't have landed on pp.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
Jumping out of Airplanes,....That's real fucking smart.
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Re: Skydiver survives 13,000ft fall... by landing in a bog
So did this lady:


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Extremely interesting. I believe her. Thanks AC

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