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Is It Gay For Guy To Be Obsessed With Unicorns ?

 
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As the official resident GLP Brony/Pegasister (Female Brony)... I really think it's my place to chime in here.

Actually, in the occult there are 2 main concepts of the unicorn.

I will touch on the 1st... SEX.

The unicorn represents purity and virginity. In the case of Jesus Christ being portrayed as the unicorn, it was meant that he was without spot... flawless, pure, virginal. Without sin. Like the lamb.

If you are a male, who is into "unicorns" it means you are a VIRGIN HUNTER. Much like Orion, Zeus or Pan and many other mythological figures of Alpha Males and fertility... it means you desired maidens who were "pure", innocent and VIRGINS. That's as far from gay as it gets. Pure macho man.

The horn does indeed represent a phallic symbol. The symbol on the head can mean you are thinking with your penis, perhaps not your heart.

As a dualistic gender image... for a female, a nymph, a maiden, it meant that you were YOUNG and FERTILE and READY.
To be deflowered. For marriage, for love, for having children.

But, unlike women or our day and age... many of these rare beauties were actually, saving themselves for marriage or the "right" man to BREED with. A worthy mate.

It may sound a bit sexiest, but in the case of Jesus, for example... he was the pure, maiden, virgin. So it works both ways.

In summary... is it gay? Actually, a unicorn if anything means BISEXUAL, BIGENDER and represents SEX... or Puirty for sex and breeding. Thus the joke of... good luck finding a unicorn now... as in, finding a virgin, either male or female is quite rare indeed these days. That's why unicorns are usually depicted as "snow white". They are pure in spirit. Untouched by man.

In gay joke terms, the phallic penis on the head...denotes the gay man only thinking of dick. Of desiring penis. Always having dick on the brain. LOL. So it does make for a good symbol in that respect.

In royal coats of arms, the symbol of the unicorn was often female, to the Lion male. If a Lion "KING" wanted to find a worthy and pure maiden to mate with and carry his bloodline... he would seek a unicorn... a pure maiden (VIRGIN) whom he could marry and make roylaty and continue his bloodline with.

So... in terms of flags and unicorns, it represents QUEENS.
Royal Bloodlines of Kings and Queens.


Now, the 2nd aspect of unicorns is a bit darker and involves magic, rituals and many ancient secrets. If my information is well received, I may feel compelled to explain further.


hf


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so bottom line, they are bi ???
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


lol

Yes. That's one way of looking at it.

Bi sexuals = Unicorns.

If we were going to "label". Which we shouldn't.

Imagine a world where the symbol for bisexuality and bigender nature is a unicorn?

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Only purple ones.
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Absolutley.
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I have to say, there's something not quite right about grown men loving MLP.

You're a woman, it's not an issue.
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well you got every famous fag on the thread..

now what... a tattoo??
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Only if it's with gay unicorns.

How about if your hand got cutt off and you got a transplant. Would it be gay to jerk off with the donor hand?
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It would be if you were jerking off your boyfriend.
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well you got every famous fag on the thread..

now what... a tattoo??
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this is serious
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It sounds very gay, but we won't judge you. Whatever floats your boat.
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As the official resident GLP Brony/Pegasister (Female Brony)... I really think it's my place to chime in here.

Actually, in the occult there are 2 main concepts of the unicorn.

I will touch on the 1st... SEX.

The unicorn represents purity and virginity. In the case of Jesus Christ being portrayed as the unicorn, it was meant that he was without spot... flawless, pure, virginal. Without sin. Like the lamb.

If you are a male, who is into "unicorns" it means you are a VIRGIN HUNTER. Much like Orion, Zeus or Pan and many other mythological figures of Alpha Males and fertility... it means you desired maidens who were "pure", innocent and VIRGINS. That's as far from gay as it gets. Pure macho man.

The horn does indeed represent a phallic symbol. The symbol on the head can mean you are thinking with your penis, perhaps not your heart.

As a dualistic gender image... for a female, a nymph, a maiden, it meant that you were YOUNG and FERTILE and READY.
To be deflowered. For marriage, for love, for having children.

But, unlike women or our day and age... many of these rare beauties were actually, saving themselves for marriage or the "right" man to BREED with. A worthy mate.

It may sound a bit sexiest, but in the case of Jesus, for example... he was the pure, maiden, virgin. So it works both ways.

In summary... is it gay? Actually, a unicorn if anything means BISEXUAL, BIGENDER and represents SEX... or Puirty for sex and breeding. Thus the joke of... good luck finding a unicorn now... as in, finding a virgin, either male or female is quite rare indeed these days. That's why unicorns are usually depicted as "snow white". They are pure in spirit. Untouched by man.

In gay joke terms, the phallic penis on the head...denotes the gay man only thinking of dick. Of desiring penis. Always having dick on the brain. LOL. So it does make for a good symbol in that respect.

In royal coats of arms, the symbol of the unicorn was often female, to the Lion male. If a Lion "KING" wanted to find a worthy and pure maiden to mate with and carry his bloodline... he would seek a unicorn... a pure maiden (VIRGIN) whom he could marry and make roylaty and continue his bloodline with.

So... in terms of flags and unicorns, it represents QUEENS.
Royal Bloodlines of Kings and Queens.


Now, the 2nd aspect of unicorns is a bit darker and involves magic, rituals and many ancient secrets. If my information is well received, I may feel compelled to explain further.


hf


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Ok. Question. We went from unicorns to Orion and all kinds of "gay" interpretations of these two very mysterious and wonderful "creations" from the bible. Where does the gay come into this equation? Where did the HORSE even come into it? The writers of the bible knew they were talking about the rhinoceros. The confusion with the horse came between then and now.

So the question is turned back to the OP... DO YOU BELIEVE GAY PEOPLE'S INTERPRETATIONS OR THE BIBLE'S?

Are you gay or not?

You would be WISE not challenge a mofo built like tank with a giant horn on it's head... that would be "gay-tarded" would it not?
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Only if it's with gay unicorns.

How about if your hand got cutt off and you got a transplant. Would it be gay to jerk off with the donor hand?
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lets stay on the subject, umkay
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Since the subject is how gay you are I would think you would want to stray from the subject.

Of course if you prefer we can stick with "Does this cock up my ass make me look gay?"
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Only if it's with gay unicorns.

How about if your hand got cutt off and you got a transplant. Would it be gay to jerk off with the donor hand?
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lets stay on the subject, umkay
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Since the subject is how gay you are I would think you would want to stray from the subject.

Of course if you prefer we can stick with "Does this cock up my ass make me look gay?"
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fuck off, Chuck
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Only if it's with gay unicorns.

How about if your hand got cutt off and you got a transplant. Would it be gay to jerk off with the donor hand?
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lets stay on the subject, umkay
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Since the subject is how gay you are I would think you would want to stray from the subject.

Of course if you prefer we can stick with "Does this cock up my ass make me look gay?"
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Maybe they are just sodomite bait?
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Well.... Alexander The Great was obsessed with Unicorns. He even road one in India and scared the crap out of the opposing army there.

Too bad they're extinct. There are lots of historical accounts of them, including parts in the Bible.

I love Unicorns !!!
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Only if you have one tattooed on you ass hole
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As the official resident GLP Brony/Pegasister (Female Brony)... I really think it's my place to chime in here.

Actually, in the occult there are 2 main concepts of the unicorn.

I will touch on the 1st... SEX.

The unicorn represents purity and virginity. In the case of Jesus Christ being portrayed as the unicorn, it was meant that he was without spot... flawless, pure, virginal. Without sin. Like the lamb.

If you are a male, who is into "unicorns" it means you are a VIRGIN HUNTER. Much like Orion, Zeus or Pan and many other mythological figures of Alpha Males and fertility... it means you desired maidens who were "pure", innocent and VIRGINS. That's as far from gay as it gets. Pure macho man... or pedophile, since many maidens were young teens reaching their first fertility stage.

The horn does indeed represent a phallic symbol. The symbol on the head can mean you are thinking with your penis, perhaps not your heart.

As a dualistic gender image... for a female, a nymph, a maiden, it meant that you were YOUNG and FERTILE and READY.
To be deflowered. For marriage, for love, for having children.

But, unlike women or our day and age... many of these rare beauties were actually, saving themselves for marriage or the "right" man to BREED with. A worthy mate.

It may sound a bit sexiest, but in the case of Jesus, for example... he was the pure, maiden, virgin. So it works both ways.

In summary... is it gay? Actually, a unicorn if anything means BISEXUAL, BIGENDER and represents SEX... or Puirty for sex and breeding. Thus the joke of... good luck finding a unicorn now... as in, finding a virgin, either male or female is quite rare indeed these days. That's why unicorns are usually depicted as "snow white". They are pure in spirit. Untouched by man.

In gay joke terms, the phallic penis on the head...denotes the gay man only thinking of dick. Of desiring penis. Always having dick on the brain. LOL. So it does make for a good symbol in that respect.

In royal coats of arms, the symbol of the unicorn was often female, to the Lion male. If a Lion "KING" wanted to find a worthy and pure maiden to mate with and carry his bloodline... he would seek a unicorn... a pure maiden (VIRGIN) whom he could marry and make roylaty and continue his bloodline with.

So... in terms of flags and unicorns, it represents QUEENS.
Royal Bloodlines of Kings and Queens.


Now, the 2nd aspect of unicorns is a bit darker and involves magic, rituals and many ancient secrets. If my information is well received, I may feel compelled to explain further.


hf


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This means that you're rainbow fag-parade gay.sideways
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Yes, but it's not that gay.
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Well.... Alexander The Great was obsessed with Unicorns. He even road one in India and scared the crap out of the opposing army there.

Too bad they're extinct. There are lots of historical accounts of them, including parts in the Bible.

I love Unicorns !!!
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That's just it. They are not extinct at all. Not the unicorns referenced in the bible. Uni=single, corn=horn. The Greek text that was the basis for the word "unicorn" is "monoceros", a single horned rhinoceros. They are much rarer than the two-horned rhinoceros, but not extinct.

The whole "horse with a horn" is the fantasy part. Sorry girls, but this is truth.

If you think truth is gay then that only makes you gay. Probably like the homos from the movie Deliverance type of gay.
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How would you boys like to run into a cutie like this 'down by the river?

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Which one of you studly studs is man enough to bend her over a log?

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As the official resident GLP Brony/Pegasister (Female Brony)... I really think it's my place to chime in here.

Actually, in the occult there are 2 main concepts of the unicorn.

I will touch on the 1st... SEX.

The unicorn represents purity and virginity. In the case of Jesus Christ being portrayed as the unicorn, it was meant that he was without spot... flawless, pure, virginal. Without sin. Like the lamb.

If you are a male, who is into "unicorns" it means you are a VIRGIN HUNTER. Much like Orion, Zeus or Pan and many other mythological figures of Alpha Males and fertility... it means you desired maidens who were "pure", innocent and VIRGINS. That's as far from gay as it gets. Pure macho man... or pedophile, since many maidens were young teens reaching their first fertility stage.

The horn does indeed represent a phallic symbol. The symbol on the head can mean you are thinking with your penis, perhaps not your heart.

As a dualistic gender image... for a female, a nymph, a maiden, it meant that you were YOUNG and FERTILE and READY.
To be deflowered. For marriage, for love, for having children.

But, unlike women or our day and age... many of these rare beauties were actually, saving themselves for marriage or the "right" man to BREED with. A worthy mate.

It may sound a bit sexiest, but in the case of Jesus, for example... he was the pure, maiden, virgin. So it works both ways.

In summary... is it gay? Actually, a unicorn if anything means BISEXUAL, BIGENDER and represents SEX... or Puirty for sex and breeding. Thus the joke of... good luck finding a unicorn now... as in, finding a virgin, either male or female is quite rare indeed these days. That's why unicorns are usually depicted as "snow white". They are pure in spirit. Untouched by man.

In gay joke terms, the phallic penis on the head...denotes the gay man only thinking of dick. Of desiring penis. Always having dick on the brain. LOL. So it does make for a good symbol in that respect.

In royal coats of arms, the symbol of the unicorn was often female, to the Lion male. If a Lion "KING" wanted to find a worthy and pure maiden to mate with and carry his bloodline... he would seek a unicorn... a pure maiden (VIRGIN) whom he could marry and make roylaty and continue his bloodline with.

So... in terms of flags and unicorns, it represents QUEENS.
Royal Bloodlines of Kings and Queens.


Now, the 2nd aspect of unicorns is a bit darker and involves magic, rituals and many ancient secrets. If my information is well received, I may feel compelled to explain further.


hf


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This means that you're rainbow fag-parade gay.sideways
 Quoting: weasel keeper


Comments like this are NOT compelling me to reveal the 2nd aspect and symbolism of unicorns as "magical" and why.

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ITS GAY TO BE GAY, Period.
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Yes very GAY!!
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At least feminine or a furrie... Bronie stuff to each their own?
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being gay is the only certain thing that is gay
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I´m partial to dragons myself...
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That is less gay. Not that it is not gay, just not as gay.
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lol
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I think we are close to an answer

howdy Phoenix !!!
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would your dad, grandad, great grandad, etc play with unicorns? I think not, and if they did and there buddies would have found out what would have happened?





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