What is funny (in a very dreadful way) is the effect of telling grandios lies like with the unicorn + deliverance combo. The actual truth is literally "stranger than fiction" indeed.

Careful what you ask for. You might get it.

If you see some guy manage to rig a harness on a unicorn, turning one into a tractor, we may as well throw the "Grim Reaper" into the mix.


Unicorn = angel tractor

Matt.13[30] Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.

[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.

Job 39
[9] Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
[10] Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
[11] Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
[12] Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?