Is It Gay For Guy To Be Obsessed With Unicorns ?

What is funny (in a very dreadful way) is the effect of telling grandios lies like with the unicorn + deliverance combo. The actual truth is literally "stranger than fiction" indeed.

Careful what you ask for. You might get it.

If you see some guy manage to rig a harness on a unicorn, turning one into a tractor, we may as well throw the "Grim Reaper" into the mix.


Unicorn = angel tractor

Matt.13[30] Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.

[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.

Job 39
[9] Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
[10] Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
[11] Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
[12] Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?

I don't support gays, I see it as a defect of some sort. Everyone has their parts and we know what they are used for. The choice to use them differently is on the person making said choice.

Fuck ya Man!

It is.

Especially if there are gladiators involved.

No it's not gay; it's only gay if you use the horn of the unicorn for deviant purposes hehe

Is it gay if I ride the rear of the unicorn

Probably so, yes.

The question of "Is it gay ...?" could indicates you're living in gay-saturated society.

Normally, the question is "Is it strange/unusual/abnormal/aberrant ...?"

There is nothing "gay" about unicorns. PERIOD.

yes ultra gay and ultra fricking weird

seriously, your homophobia and fucked up notions of male gender stereotypes are the reason why so many males are so fucked up; desperately worried about whether anything they do is too "gay". For a lot of guys conforming to ridiculous male gender stereotypes is like wearing a straight jacket that severely restricts everything they do to the point of paranoia. People should loosen the fuck up with fucked up gender stereotypes that control people and force them to be what they aren't.

Think there is some kind of legend/fairy tale about a unicorn and a true virgin.

Myself I think that once upon a time there was unicorns.

Behind every myth lies a mystery, and every legend holds an echo of the truth …… anonimalle

Yes if The Unicorn is male looks like a banana and he jerks off thinking he is fucking it

Depends. Does he get a woody when he tells you about them?

The Lion is waiting to eat some Unicorns...

I am not a guy, nor am I gay.

I believe in unicorns because they are (or were) real creatures.

Gay is taking your dick and putting it into another guy's ass. Gay is having a dick and being turned on by other guys with dicks. Gay is putting some guy's dick in your mouth. No color, no object, no animal, nothing you wear, nothing you eat, no music you like, none of it makes you gay. Though you maybe have a bestiality problem.

I believe you are mistaken.

Why?

white horses constantly appear in my life. its kind of cool. real horses, symbolic horses, metaphoric horses, but they are always white...

yes it is gay for a guy to be obsessed with unicorns..

So they're not gay?

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as a ranger, i was good at finding the white pegasus...

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OH HELL YA!

Yeah, context is important.


Gay unicorn, clearly.


Bottle of beer while riding a unicorn? Slightly less gay. It's still about as gay as riding a luckdragon while drinking beer.
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It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards.

beat up the unicorns ????