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THE BIGGEST CON EVER....PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT NOT A BALL...

 
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OP,
What about this verse of scripture:

Isaiah 40:22
It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:
"The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree:" Psalms 92:12
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This is one of the greatest comedy threads ever
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It IS FLAT!!! It is held up on the back of four elephants standing in a bowl of porridge (chocolate flavour), that in turn balances on the back of a turtle. That turtle stands on the back of yet another turtle.

And what does that turtle stand on, you may ask??

Well smartass, it's turtles all the way down!!!!!
 Quoting: my name is 905


Turtle is allegory of heaven and earth., The chinese say Earth is Square, Heaven is Round.

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Among Far Eastern cultures it was believed that the turtle’s back symbolized Heaven and that its underside represented Earth. For them the turtle signified the possibility of uniting Heaven and Earth within one’s own life.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST



Duly chastised for my attempt at mockery. Uncle! It is round.
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This is one of the greatest comedy threads ever
 Quoting: We are all acorn 23169151


And I cant understand how Australians stand at that angle. Down under as they say...

lol
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It IS FLAT!!! It is held up on the back of four elephants standing in a bowl of porridge (chocolate flavour), that in turn balances on the back of a turtle. That turtle stands on the back of yet another turtle.

And what does that turtle stand on, you may ask??

Well smartass, it's turtles all the way down!!!!!
 Quoting: my name is 905


Turtle is allegory of heaven and earth., The chinese say Earth is Square, Heaven is Round.

Qoute

Among Far Eastern cultures it was believed that the turtle’s back symbolized Heaven and that its underside represented Earth. For them the turtle signified the possibility of uniting Heaven and Earth within one’s own life.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST



Duly chastised for my attempt at mockery. Uncle! It is round.
 Quoting: my name is 905


Dont forget the whipped cream clouds that goes well with chocolate porridge..

One day Ill climb all the turtles to see whats out there, whats been hidden from us..

Ill make my escape.
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
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if it would indeed be flat.whats on the backside of it?!


obviously your retarded and the earth is round but what if it was flat? i mean the sun shines on the other side aswell so there must be life there
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breaking! witches are made out of wood.

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OP you can prove to yourself the earth is round with a weather balloon and a camera...

Pretty much anyone with a few grand and the notion to do so can prove it to themselves these days...
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


You've been listening to the telescope salesmen shillery!
It's a bending of the light...

The known Earth revolves around my garden gnome.
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


if it would indeed be flat.whats on the backside of it?!


obviously your retarded and the earth is round but what if it was flat? i mean the sun shines on the other side aswell so there must be life there
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Ahem, were actually in Gods storage locker..Scene from MIB.

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The Bible refers to “the four corners of the earth.” How can a spherical earth have corners?

Perhaps no phrase in Scripture has been so controversial as the phrase, "the four corners of the earth." The word translated “corners,” as in the phrase above, is the Hebrew word, KANAPH. Kanaph is translated in a variety of ways. However, it generally means extremity.

[link to www.christiananswers.net]
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Muhammad Ali...
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Punisher, log in.
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It IS FLAT!!! It is held up on the back of four elephants standing in a bowl of porridge (chocolate flavour), that in turn balances on the back of a turtle. That turtle stands on the back of yet another turtle.

And what does that turtle stand on, you may ask??

Well smartass, it's turtles all the way down!!!!!
 Quoting: my name is 905


The Turtle Moves...
The Aluminated One
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I heard that when you bury your loved ones, they fall out of the bottom of the earth and float through space for all eternity.
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LOL! I mean, LOL!

Really, you Australian fucktard?

Shove the bible up your ass.
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LOL! I mean, LOL!

Really, you Australian fucktard?

Shove the bible up your ass.
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Got high blood pressure much? Cant have fun?
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Everyone here who does not agree that the Earth is Flat are merely in denial.Have you ever seen a round Map? No didn't think so.How can you justify that the world is round when a Map is FLAT!!!!!!!!!Grow up.
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it was a ball
but the air went out
it's like a flat tire now

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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348
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Everyone here who does not agree that the Earth is Flat are merely in denial.Have you ever seen a round Map? No didn't think so.How can you justify that the world is round when a Map is FLAT!!!!!!!!!Grow up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11324671


A map of a sphere could never be round.
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It IS FLAT!!! It is held up on the back of four elephants standing in a bowl of porridge (chocolate flavour), that in turn balances on the back of a turtle. That turtle stands on the back of yet another turtle.

And what does that turtle stand on, you may ask??

Well smartass, it's turtles all the way down!!!!!
 Quoting: my name is 905


The Turtle Moves...
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf




I take it all back....

"The world moves on a woman's hips. The world moves and it swivels and bops. The world moves on a woman's hips. The world moves and it bounces and hops " Talking Heads - The Great Curve

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OP or APOLLO, Since you say he is speaking in code and about the allegory of the cave, would the 4 corners be in reference to the analogy of the divided line?

Each segment being a 'corner'?
1)Philosophical understanding (noesis)
2)Mathematical reasoning (dianoia), including theoretical science
3)Beliefs about physical things (pistis), including empirical science
4)Opinions, illusions (eikasia)
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it was a ball
but the air went out
it's like a flat tire now

+

for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20616967


Thousands of years ago,

A big hurtling asteroid swung around, hit earth and punctured it. There was a big whooooooosh as all the air deflated. Suddenly the big bouncy ball that held up the huge weight of the dinosaurs couldnt hold them up no longer and the dinosaurs collapsed on top of eachother, killing eachother when the ball deflated

Today, we have layers and layers of crushed dinosaurs that perished at the deflation of earth....
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


australia WTF have you been smoking? if the earth was flat how the fuck would our atmosphere function? please explain this in very clear detail, im all ears!
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Everyone here who does not agree that the Earth is Flat are merely in denial.Have you ever seen a round Map? No didn't think so.How can you justify that the world is round when a Map is FLAT!!!!!!!!!Grow up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11324671


A map of a sphere could never be round.
 Quoting: Daikirai


Why not?
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OP or APOLLO, Since you say he is speaking in code and about the allegory of the cave, would the 4 corners be in reference to the analogy of the divided line?

Each segment being a 'corner'?
1)Philosophical understanding (noesis)
2)Mathematical reasoning (dianoia), including theoretical science
3)Beliefs about physical things (pistis), including empirical science
4)Opinions, illusions (eikasia)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21942537


Yes, I would say so, Master the En Nous Physis Psyche..Its the story of the Pistis Sophia who embodied wisdom but who tampered with the physical without Gods permission
Thru her imaginations in her mourning, she lured the Luciferi spirit, the lost shards of the kellipot, the light, who taught her Gnosis, the sphere of daat. This is actually the true top part of the tree. Keter is the crown.

The body of the Ecclesia, forms the Esoteric church.

First we form the trinity, then the quaternity.
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Why is it night in Tokyo when its day in Paris, and vise versa?

If the earth was flat it would be either day or night over the entire earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1416114


you really that brainwashed????
it's incredible how easy propaganda works with people.
it cannot be the same daylight over the whole world because the sun raises from the east and sets in the ocean on the west coast.
the sun starts from the ground in the morning and rises up until mid day and then goes down slowly on the other side.
if you think about it, the animals know full well how the system work but not the humans.
animals are way smarter than some of the humans I know.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


Why does not the sun shine over the entire disc when it get up over the ledge?

At least when its straight over the disc the entire earth should be illuminated?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1416114


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suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


Made my day.
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Oy. - OP ...

I'm still interested in the development opportunities.

Are you the universal realtor for the underside plots?
 Quoting: MindShaft


i believe that the underside is like the last frontier, totally undiscovered.
it's just like the other side of the moon ...it's very rough and dark and cold.
some creatures live there but they have to get thru very deep crevasses...
have you heard how there are colonies of subhuman like creatures who "live in the deep"?? well, that's where they are.
even Jesus told us about this place...he called it Heidi or something like that,like some sort of afterlife place.... and after he died the bible says that he went to this place for 3 days....
that's where all the dead people go for the afterlife.
when Jesus was on the cross the thief next to his said: Jesus take me with you and Jesus replied : " verily verily I tell you that this day ye shall be with me in paradise'. so the same day Jesus went to this hell place and teh thief went there also.

then before that Jesus said to his apostles : go and spread this gospel to the 4 corners of the earth.
this proves beyond doubt that the earth is flat.
who knows more? Jesus or the illuminati scientists???
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


Hollow earth is Flat one side is or was once an Eden in terms while the other was or is a Hell and of course many mythical creatures of all religions and races would have come from and now would reside.
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so by your logic, if you were sitting in a car going 100km/h, and you threw a ball straight up to about head level, it would fly back and smoke you in the face

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