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THE BIGGEST CON EVER....PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT NOT A BALL...

 
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Flip it over, and what's on the other side?

How far do you have to dig before you poke a hole through?

Is the land cheaper on the other side?

Do they have building codes on that side, and do you have to pay property taxes to live there?

I'm interested in this concept, I must say.

I want to cash in on this before any other developers get the same idea.
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How do I get to the other side without falling off the edge?
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Flip it over, and what's on the other side?

How far do you have to dig before you poke a hole through?

Is the land cheaper on the other side?

Do they have building codes on that side, and do you have to pay property taxes to live there?

I'm interested in this concept, I must say.

I want to cash in on this before any other developers get the same idea.
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How do I get to the other side without falling off the edge?
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and where is the 'edge'.. new jersey somewhere?haha
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Here is a link to proove that the earth is indeed flat, A lot of painstaking research has gone into this and this now debunks all you hocus pocus scientists out there lol

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

5a
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Flip it over, and what's on the other side?

How far do you have to dig before you poke a hole through?

Is the land cheaper on the other side?

Do they have building codes on that side, and do you have to pay property taxes to live there?

I'm interested in this concept, I must say.

I want to cash in on this before any other developers get the same idea.
 Quoting: MindShaft


How do I get to the other side without falling off the edge?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22281555


Well you see, Satan brought Jesus up to the high curvature of the mountain at the edges of earth,
Satan told Jesus to hurl himself over and the angels would catch him

Not wanting to fall off the flat earth and drop into the void, Jesus told Satan to back off, and to not test God.

lol
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ttb2 no seriously...ttb2.
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Here is a link to proove that the earth is indeed flat, A lot of painstaking research has gone into this and this now debunks all you hocus pocus scientists out there lol

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

5a
 Quoting: Papa_lazarou


Hmmmm, can I get a Science Grant to test this theory? If I make a youtube of this, it can go viral !


2) Blow!
Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.
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the boat experiment..the earth is flat

[link to www.sacred-texts.com]

[link to www.theflatearthsociety.org]
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Everyone here who does not agree that the Earth is Flat are merely in denial.Have you ever seen a round Map? No didn't think so.How can you justify that the world is round when a Map is FLAT!!!!!!!!!Grow up.
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For some reason I don't think you're kidding....


Yes, I have seen a round map, many times..........


ITS CALLED A GLOBE!!!! pick
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OP,


You keep saying you have proof the earth is flat, still waiting for that proof you declared?!?!


So obviously I'm calling up the flag.

bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag
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Oy. - OP ...

I'm still interested in the development opportunities.

Are you the universal realtor for the underside plots?
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i believe that the underside is like the last frontier, totally undiscovered.
it's just like the other side of the moon ...it's very rough and dark and cold.
some creatures live there but they have to get thru very deep crevasses...
have you heard how there are colonies of subhuman like creatures who "live in the deep"?? well, that's where they are.
even Jesus told us about this place...he called it Heidi or something like that,like some sort of afterlife place.... and after he died the bible says that he went to this place for 3 days....
that's where all the dead people go for the afterlife.
when Jesus was on the cross the thief next to his said: Jesus take me with you and Jesus replied : " verily verily I tell you that this day ye shall be with me in paradise'. so the same day Jesus went to this hell place and teh thief went there also.

then before that Jesus said to his apostles : go and spread this gospel to the 4 corners of the earth.
this proves beyond doubt that the earth is flat.
who knows more? Jesus or the illuminati scientists???
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348



Ok OP - get bent.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

~Epicurus 33 A.D
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Here is a link to proove that the earth is indeed flat, A lot of painstaking research has gone into this and this now debunks all you hocus pocus scientists out there lol

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

5a
 Quoting: Papa_lazarou


Hmmmm, can I get a Science Grant to test this theory? If I make a youtube of this, it can go viral !


2) Blow!
Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.

 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Well I am just back from a long walk and apart from a few hills everything looked flat to me (not round) so maybe you can add that into the theory as well and lets stop this mumbo jumbo world is round nonsense now!!
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OP,


You keep saying you have proof the earth is flat, still waiting for that proof you declared?!?!


So obviously I'm calling up the flag.

bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2267205



All the proof you need, case closed....

We know the Earth is flat. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to change that.


1) Jump!
Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away?

If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.


2) Blow!
Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.


3) Get High!
Ok, this one you really can't do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What's the farthest you can see? Maybe it's a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you're on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth's curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon.

If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat.


These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. If you're skeptical of the flat Earth, why don't you do these experiments so you can see truth with your own eyes.
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
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HAHAHAHAHAhahaha
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
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Holy crap.

putin
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Is this a joke thread? Im still laughing... I mean I hope nobody is this stupid! How is this pinned?
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348




This post exemplifies why the Internet sucks. Any dialogue in which children, the uneducated, and the mentally ill are given an equal voice with sane knowledgeable adults is about as useful as a youtube comment flamewar.
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Everyone here who does not agree that the Earth is Flat are merely in denial.Have you ever seen a round Map? No didn't think so.How can you justify that the world is round when a Map is FLAT!!!!!!!!!Grow up.
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For some reason I don't think you're kidding....


Yes, I have seen a round map, many times..........


ITS CALLED A GLOBE!!!! pick
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Everyone knows the earth is as round and as flat as a silver dollar, in that there is no dispute.
Going into space (if that were even the remotest of possibilities), you'd see the earth is flat, you cannot see around the edges, just like you cannot see around the edges of a sheet of paper.
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"Bothering to argue with a fool only proves that there are two."
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The bible supports a flat earth.

The book of enoch supports a flat earth.

The U.N. logo supports a flat earth.

Science has a faulty foundation.
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probably why nobody can figure out gravity, they changed what everybody knew and told everybody earth was round and everybody fell hook line and stinker
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LOLOLOL the OP and anyone who believes this shit are FUCKING morons. The op's head is flat from being dropped on it to many times. LOLOLOL idiotsjerkit
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Troll or utterly stupid. Move along.
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Both.
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The bible supports a flat earth.

The book of enoch supports a flat earth.

The U.N. logo supports a flat earth.

Science has a faulty foundation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22946892
probably why nobody can figure out gravity, they changed what everybody knew and told everybody earth was round and everybody fell hook line and stinker
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The bible clearly teaches the locations of Heaven and Hell, the former being high in the sky, between the clouds and the stars, and the latter being deep within the earth. However, gravity raises some troubling implications: it teaches that everything on earth is, in fact, drawn towards a point deep within the earth. This point, of course is Hell. So, gravitationism teaches that everything on earth tries to get to Hell! And this “everything” includes, of course, True Christians®. Can you imagine a more unbiblical doctrine? Hell is literally central in this philosophy, and Heaven is the place where everything tries to get away from. They teach this in public schools, folks! No wonder this country is going to hell.

If you want final proof that gravity is a lie of Satan, an easy deduction argument is enough:

Fact 1: Satan’s lies try to land people in Hell
Fact 2: Gravity tries to land people in Hell.
Ergo: Gravity is a lie of Satan
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love this thread and the OP...rofl

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Know what else is spinning? Issac Newton, in his grave because of this post.
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
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So all the other planets are round but ours isn't
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