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THE BIGGEST CON EVER....PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT NOT A BALL...

 
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


You are, without a doubt, a complete imbecile. I can handle the fake moon landing people, at least their reasoning has some logical course.

You are asserting something that is so idiotic that squads of Fandango Rangers should descend on you and sterilize you before you fucking breed!

Skillet slap
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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There's one born every minute - W. C. Fields
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GLP: Where humans go to lose intelligence, unraveling thousands of years of intellectual and scientific progress in record time.
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


The only thing flat is that your fuckin melon from being dropped on as a child....or hit with a shovel by your sister who is coincidentally your wife!!!
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GLP: Where humans go to lose intelligence, unraveling thousands of years of intellectual and scientific progress in record time.
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Only the slow people.
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<< Matthew 12:40 >>

New International Version (©1984)
For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.


CENTER OF THE EARTH

HEART

ROUND
 Quoting: Daersoulkeeper


JONAH WAS NEVER IN THE BELLY OF A FISH EITHER. WHERE IS YOUR MIND? AND THE SON OF MAN DID NOT SPEND 3 DAYS IN HELL OR THE HEART OF THE EARTH EITHER. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FOOLISH TO EVEN POST THIS? GOD GAVE YOU A MIND, USE IT.

THE SON OF MAN DID NOT DIE ON THE CROSS, THAT IS A GROSS LIE, BUT THAT SAID, HE NEEDED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT HELLHOLE, SO WHEN HE RECOVERED FROM THE COMA, HE VISITED HIS FRIENDS AND THEN BOARDED A CRAFT FOR SYRIA. SINCE THEY ALL THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, HE WAS NOT PURSUED.
 Quoting: Margaret Smith


If the son of man did not die you are not saved
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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*shakes head* .. Godda love it. These are the kind of crazy posts that make GLP worth the visit =0D
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Know what else is spinning? Issac Newton, in his grave because of this post.
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
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>"Earth is flat"
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GLP has just hit a new low. A flat one.
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


I knew this all along...and I am a Democrat.
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I just done a search on the interweb and found this article which clearly finishes the debate...

Rigorous study by many respected Creation-Scientific institutes have proved demonic influence of the evil book of Isaac Newton, the Principia. Researchers let the first chapter of the book be read out loudly by four hellbound, godless Chinamen, with little grasp of Godly English, the language in which the only True Bible was written. They recorded it on tape, and consequently played it backwards. Of course, it was all Satan speaking, with the word “hell” occurring 148 times, “Satan” 133 times, “sex” 241 times, “gay” 101 times, “Obama” 238 times, “universal healthcare” 122 times, and so on. This is clear, irrefutable evidence of the demonic inspiration of gravitationist philosophy.
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for 6000 years it has been common wisdom that the earth is flat...even Jesus who came from and went back to heaven stated that the earth has 4 cornes.
suddenly the illuminati lied to us that the earth is round like a ball. That is not true and cannot be proven.
if it was a ball the water from the oceans would have just fallen off into space.
if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348





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lovinit fan,Q
v, earth is a big fat delusion, you illusion : )
why the long face
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Thats why the constant. Forming of clouds. They use for cover so no legit photos can be taken. Thats what there afriad of. A ballon. 300 miles up with powerful camera. Common sense teaches us we are a flat earth. The lie is sooooooooo great. Noone could comprehend it
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if the earth was spinning I would know because i suffer from motion sick and can't even ride a car without vomiting my guts out.
if the earth was round and spinning at the same time it makes no sense because the planes could not land to a destination that is constantly changing position due to spinning...have you ever seen a fly land on a spinning ball???? ever....
but a fly will land on any thing that stands still.
 Quoting: GUIDO 22980348


stupthrd
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The Earth is a ninja star HIYAAA
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Why don't we all just provide proof that the earth is a ball and then he will have no argument.
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Go outside and find the horizont. Lie down and watch the sun set, then quickly stand up. You can see the sunset once again. If you take what you learn from that you can calculate the surface of the earth.

Its good that you try to think outside the box, but dude, seriusly ?:O

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AAAAA When.... does... the... glp-hurting....stop...

I mean...really...
I...
I...

Yep, you've done it I am speachless.

OP I've been quite able to communicate at very low intelligence levels in my life. Especially during my time down-under (as in the other side of the world about 20.000km away...and yes water acutally does twirl away in the opposite direction overthere) swallowing vast amounts of alcohol (gotta love the ozzies).

But this... it's just a level I can't comprehent....
I....

Ah come on... really... your joking right...
please say you do.

Please...

Wait a minute... Now I understand. You are stuck in the discworld series by Terry pratchett...
My favourite writer to, but you have to snap out of it once in a while... staying there can be dangerous as you have proven already...

SQUEEK....

Oh bother....
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Please close this thread... This is just stupid.adminpowerlameovercapstupthrd
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Why don't we all just provide proof that the earth is a ball and then he will have no argument.
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Come on, just provide him with some proof already. Not theories, just some solid proof so he can put his false claims to rest.
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Know what else is spinning? Issac Newton, in his grave because of this post.
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ahahaha nice one ^^
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Go outside and find the horizont. Lie down and watch the sun set, then quickly stand up. You can see the sunset once again. If you take what you learn from that you can calculate the surface of the earth.

Its good that you try to think outside the box, but dude, seriusly ?:O

Regards
Norwaytard
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Even easier yet. Lay down on your bed. Have your kid stand beside it. Then have your kid lay on ther stomach so you can't see him anymore. Then stand up on your bed. You can see your kid again. Obviously your bed is a ball so extrapolate from there. Come on OP, think outside the box .
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Go outside and find the horizont. Lie down and watch the sun set, then quickly stand up. You can see the sunset once again. If you take what you learn from that you can calculate the surface of the earth.

Its good that you try to think outside the box, but dude, seriusly ?:O

Regards
Norwaytard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12956040


Even easier yet. Lay down on your bed. Have your kid stand beside it. Then have your kid lay on ther stomach so you can't see him anymore. Then stand up on your bed. You can see your kid again. Obviously your bed is a ball so extrapolate from there. Come on OP, think outside the box .
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So basically what you are saying is that the horizont of the water can act like a bed?:o
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Go outside and find the horizont. Lie down and watch the sun set, then quickly stand up. You can see the sunset once again. If you take what you learn from that you can calculate the surface of the earth.

Its good that you try to think outside the box, but dude, seriusly ?:O

Regards
Norwaytard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12956040


Even easier yet. Lay down on your bed. Have your kid stand beside it. Then have your kid lay on ther stomach so you can't see him anymore. Then stand up on your bed. You can see your kid again. Obviously your bed is a ball so extrapolate from there. Come on OP, think outside the box .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1502395


So basically what you are saying is that the horizont of the water can act like a bed?:o
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Yes. Precisely like a round bed.
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Go outside and find the horizont. Lie down and watch the sun set, then quickly stand up. You can see the sunset once again. If you take what you learn from that you can calculate the surface of the earth.

Its good that you try to think outside the box, but dude, seriusly ?:O

Regards
Norwaytard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12956040


Even easier yet. Lay down on your bed. Have your kid stand beside it. Then have your kid lay on ther stomach so you can't see him anymore. Then stand up on your bed. You can see your kid again. Obviously your bed is a ball so extrapolate from there. Come on OP, think outside the box .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1502395


So basically what you are saying is that the horizont of the water can act like a bed?:o
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12956040


Yes. Precisely like a round bed.
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Where else would terms like seabed and waterbed come from?
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Even easier yet. Lay down on your bed. Have your kid stand beside it. Then have your kid lay on ther stomach so you can't see him anymore. Then stand up on your bed. You can see your kid again. Obviously your bed is a ball so extrapolate from there. Come on OP, think outside the box .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1502395


So basically what you are saying is that the horizont of the water can act like a bed?:o
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12956040


Yes. Precisely like a round bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1502395


Where else would terms like seabed and waterbed come from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1502395


True that