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You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?

 
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09/02/2012 10:30 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

lmao
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09/02/2012 10:30 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
damn you've got a big pussy!
damn you've got a big pussy!

why'd you say it twice?

i didn't!
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HAHAHA, Brilliant!
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09/02/2012 11:01 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
damn you've got a big pussy!
damn you've got a big pussy!

why'd you say it twice?

i didn't!
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cruisecruisecruise
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09/02/2012 11:35 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
Once i saw some nasty Internet Stuff,
there was one Guy with the Fetish to
put his whole Head inside,
must be a Pre-Natal Trauma!
G.Y.!B.E.
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09/02/2012 11:41 AM
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It was like opening the window and shagging the night
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09/02/2012 11:53 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I ran across a huge vagina once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20239359


Me too, here in the UK we call a huge vagina....

A BUCKET

You know there using some other shit than dicks, like:

Knobs on bed posts
Cucumbers
Wine bottles
An XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Dildo

If women had a chance, they would shove anything up there Vaginas...

One excuse from a women once when I accused her of having a bucket......'I was pounded by a huge Black man last night'..

waaaht
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09/02/2012 12:05 PM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
Of course, didn't you see Austin Powers when #2 intoduced his girlfriend?..."This Allota,.. Allota Vagina"! -And in Goldmember he had a girlfriend named "Allota Clevage". LOL.
(Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids)!
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09/04/2012 02:02 AM
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LOL

smile_kiss
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09/04/2012 02:09 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
My ex: 'Put your hand in my pussy'
Me: 'OK!'
My ex: 'Now put your other hand in'
Me: 'OK!!!'
My ex: 'Now clap hands'
Me 'I can't!'
My ex: 'Tight, huh?!'
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09/04/2012 02:10 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
My ex: 'Put your hand in my pussy'
Me: 'OK!'
My ex: 'Now put your other hand in'
Me: 'OK!!!'
My ex: 'Now clap hands'
Me 'I can't!'
My ex: 'Tight, huh?!'
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sideways
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09/04/2012 02:43 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
It's like fuckin' a bucket.
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09/04/2012 06:24 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I ran across a huge vagina once.
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so what happened?
Garman906

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09/04/2012 06:35 AM

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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I prefer them a bit loose as opposed to too tight. Had one that was so tight, it caused me to cum too quickly.

She never gave me a chance to redeem myself.
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Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2012 06:38 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
My 12 incher fits in some, not most
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If you plan to lie about your tiny size I would suggest 7in MAYBE 8in as its actually believable and possible, only a few men in the world sport a natural 8in+.
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2012 06:50 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
yep
I dated a stripper from Atlanta
that had a huge one. I doubt she
could feel a baseball bat inside her.

I told her to go find a horse.

Her name was Crystal btw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23034999


i know her too. size of a coke can, no shit. i guess she was into fisting/double fisting or something. good looking girl but damn what a cave.

keggels!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11508444


lmao

yep, that was the same one.

hahahaha

tis small world when your GLP friends
knows the very same vagina you know.
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2012 06:54 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
damn you've got a big pussy!
damn you've got a big pussy!

why'd you say it twice?

i didn't!
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cruisecruisecruise
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geez, you guys are waaaaay behind

that was a joke from the movie Predator
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2012 07:08 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I prefer them a bit loose as opposed to too tight. Had one that was so tight, it caused me to cum too quickly.

She never gave me a chance to redeem myself.
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haha.. now with a 'window' u can last all night
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09/04/2012 07:50 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

not that is one big one

would take a crew of 5 with pressurewashers to douche that thing
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09/04/2012 07:55 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

or this one

think of the view the cars on the hiway are getting

and as a side note, how come their clothes always streach?
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09/04/2012 07:56 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I once had a girl that was like having sex with a warm cup of coffee
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09/04/2012 08:01 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
french press, or perked?
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09/04/2012 08:04 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
World's Largest Vagina – 19 in

[link to www.oddee.com]
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09/04/2012 08:05 AM
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World's Largest Vagina – 19 in

[link to www.oddee.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15326304


On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm. (Link)
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09/04/2012 08:06 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
i find most girls to run between 7-9 inches. And they prefer one inch less than full penetration.

so say u have a 9 inch pussy, that demands 8 inches.

7 inch pussy, they are fine with 6 inches.
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You measure 'em?
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09/04/2012 08:08 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
yep
I dated a stripper from Atlanta
that had a huge one. I doubt she
could feel a baseball bat inside her.

I told her to go find a horse.

Her name was Crystal btw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23034999


Guess she was searching for a horse, but she found a Mule? ;-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4090379


Some wemen will not get tingled even with a budweiser horse !

To bad you get banned for posting links .... but if you search you will find things that will make your hairs fall off !

yak

gaah
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09/04/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
Please reveal your age?

Posters please respond with age appropriate material.

OP has to be under 18.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12339688


Why? The older he is (assuming it's he) the larger maximum vagina size he's encountered is.
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2012 08:26 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
Told to me by friend many years ago

His girlfriend at the time told him to be careful, as his ring was catching her inside, but the thing was he didnt wear rings, it was his wrist watch. not good for a 18yr girl
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09/08/2012 03:19 AM
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A watch fit?
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09/08/2012 03:21 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
This was a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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09/08/2012 03:22 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
men make things like this up because they've got small dicks.

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