You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?

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HAHAHA, Brilliant!

Once i saw some nasty Internet Stuff,
there was one Guy with the Fetish to
put his whole Head inside,
must be a Pre-Natal Trauma!

It was like opening the window and shagging the night

Me too, here in the UK we call a huge vagina....

A BUCKET

You know there using some other shit than dicks, like:

Knobs on bed posts
Cucumbers
Wine bottles
An XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Dildo

If women had a chance, they would shove anything up there Vaginas...

One excuse from a women once when I accused her of having a bucket......'I was pounded by a huge Black man last night'..

Of course, didn't you see Austin Powers when #2 intoduced his girlfriend?..."This Allota,.. Allota Vagina"! -And in Goldmember he had a girlfriend named "Allota Clevage". LOL.
(Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids)!

LOL

My ex: 'Put your hand in my pussy'
Me: 'OK!'
My ex: 'Now put your other hand in'
Me: 'OK!!!'
My ex: 'Now clap hands'
Me 'I can't!'
My ex: 'Tight, huh?!'

It's like fuckin' a bucket.

so what happened?

I prefer them a bit loose as opposed to too tight. Had one that was so tight, it caused me to cum too quickly.

She never gave me a chance to redeem myself.

If you plan to lie about your tiny size I would suggest 7in MAYBE 8in as its actually believable and possible, only a few men in the world sport a natural 8in+.

lmao

yep, that was the same one.

hahahaha

tis small world when your GLP friends
knows the very same vagina you know.

geez, you guys are waaaaay behind

that was a joke from the movie Predator

haha.. now with a 'window' u can last all night

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not that is one big one

would take a crew of 5 with pressurewashers to douche that thing

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or this one

think of the view the cars on the hiway are getting

and as a side note, how come their clothes always streach?

I once had a girl that was like having sex with a warm cup of coffee

french press, or perked?

World's Largest Vagina – 19 in

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On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm. (Link)

You measure 'em?

Some wemen will not get tingled even with a budweiser horse !

To bad you get banned for posting links .... but if you search you will find things that will make your hairs fall off !

Why? The older he is (assuming it's he) the larger maximum vagina size he's encountered is.

Told to me by friend many years ago

His girlfriend at the time told him to be careful, as his ring was catching her inside, but the thing was he didnt wear rings, it was his wrist watch. not good for a 18yr girl

A watch fit?

This was a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.

men make things like this up because they've got small dicks.