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You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?

 
Anonymous Coward
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a small dick is a small dick, regardless
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I like normal large size dicks and plenty of men have them, when i was with small dick man I had to fake it.

LOL. Luckily, I am really good actress and most small dick guys are gay because they never could please a woman so they really have no clue as to what a satisfied woman is.

Translated = satisfied?

Anyway. Real men can satisfy a woman rather rapidly actually.
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11/18/2012 05:26 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
one bitch told me 6 inches wasn't big enough.

later on she was choking on her own words.

found out from an ex, if they text you "my throat hurts lol" after giving you drunk head..its big enough
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6 inches is a still bit lacking

obviously really, considering the throat doesnt really have the capacity to have much move than 3-4" shoved down it
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11/18/2012 05:27 AM
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From what I have run across, men like to see how many fingers they can get into a pussy. And I have known alot of men who would rather fuck a loose pussy because it helps them extend their erection, where a tight pussy is hard to manage because they cum right away.

So, which is it guys...loose or tight?
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11/18/2012 05:45 AM
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aaand glp heads down the shitter
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11/18/2012 06:26 AM
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So I wonder why it is that 'small mans disease' is so much more prevalent, obvious and socially debilitating than alleged big box syndrome?
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11/18/2012 06:28 AM
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I've met a few buckets in my time..
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The worst I ever had was wonderful.
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11/18/2012 06:32 AM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
i find most girls to run between 7-9 inches. And they prefer one inch less than full penetration.

so say u have a 9 inch pussy, that demands 8 inches.

7 inch pussy, they are fine with 6 inches.
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Fucking hell, do you get a tape measure out or something whilst you were doing the deed?? lol
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11/18/2012 07:04 AM
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Only faggots and closet faggots exagerate like that! Bad news for them is asshole gets loose too! Buaahahahahaha!

Faggoty fags, fagotty prick, la la la la la la!!!
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This rings true lol

Butt sexed assholes tend to look like big brown puffy donuts as opposed to a normal sphincter "pucker".

I once knew a gay dog that had had a lot of anal (from other "confused" dogs).. His anus was permanently gaping open slightly and all puffy. Didn't look anything like other dogs that didn't go anal...
Thankfully vags' are a lot more elastic
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11/18/2012 09:13 PM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
yeah, well small women become barren by fucking horses.
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11/18/2012 09:16 PM
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yeah, well small women become barren by fucking horses.
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that is why a bull, will not fuck a mouse, and will only find cows.
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11/18/2012 09:21 PM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I ran across a huge vagina once.
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so what happened?
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the train was late so he made it across ok
eve incognito
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11/18/2012 09:24 PM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
don't be so worried about ur penis size.

i takes me 5 different occasions of love making to even be sure if my new bf has a big one or avrege one...

unless it's really big.

or really small.

regarding topis,
i have heard from a man, an ex bf that he sat in company of three men who had kids, and the recent dad complained his wifes vagina was not bice for him anymore, coz it streched out after having their baby.the two dads agred it was a bumer bangig ur wife after she had given birth to a kid and even wrose after the second....

mario, that was his name, kept quiet but later that night he told me about it and said those idiots didn't even realize they just told me that they have small dicks.

mario was a bit on the big side, and he had a gf who had t wo kids and he had no problems feeling her tight and all...

he swore to me that men with averege to big members have no problem with women who gave birth, only really small willies would find any vagina BIG...

so i dunno i have a normal vagina since i dont have kids but this is what a man has told me and he knows other men who agree...
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11/18/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
My 12 incher fits in some, not most
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If you plan to lie about your tiny size I would suggest 7in MAYBE 8in as its actually believable and possible, only a few men in the world sport a natural 8in+.
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8+ does happen, anthony kiedis has 8 and a half

i watched a documentary once on this male escort from australia he said it was 9 and a half

and some porn guys are 8+ too

but u r right it's not very common, but it does happen.

i watched this really racialistc,:)) porn once where they hired black men with bizzarely looking members, (i guess coz the director was a bitter white dude and wanted to represent african men as aliens=), and both boys shown had penises so big they looked like cabels, and broke in half from how long they were...

maybe the men were just not aroused enough coz the white dude kept runnig around yelling at them u dirty agfricans how dare u have such big members,or something but it seemed the penis is too big for an eraction...

brings new meaning to the phrase too mich of a good thing...
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11/18/2012 09:49 PM
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surprisingly, the whore I dated (a real one, in amsterdam where its legal) had a small pussy. I could only stick three fingers in it
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11/18/2012 09:58 PM
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Here ya go.

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11/18/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
i know a 6'retarded (term for tall ass MF) with a 3 inch dick.

some girl was his girlfriends best friend and got the scoop, nicknamed him little...everyone though she was being sarcastic, few knew she was talking bout his dick.

i knew i guy that was just over 5 foot tall with a huge dick, rumor had it he took something while hitting puberty, i gave him the benefit of the doubt.

i'm 5'8, physical embodiment of average stature.

i sport a sixer, only whore to give a subtle remark about size was a stripper bitch with a stench and a hole that fit 5 fingers, impressive for a 5'2 frame.

still made her cum multiple times into submission, and she couldn't even slob without gagging up something vicious.

dated a nordic tall ass bitch, ate her out once, her vag was so big she couldn't contain her quaffs..never ate her out again. still, ripped her apart.

point being, an average pork hammer is still enough for even the loosest nancy.
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ur not very experienced, and the way you t alk about women reviels ur a psycho, but i will still educate u just to push ur buttons and torture ur iner psychopath

short men can have big willies all the time...

chances are if a man is tall that he is proportionately built, but u never know if a short fella is sporting a big rod.

anthony kiedis is 5' 7", short little bugger for a boy, he has 8+ penis

my bf is tall but very slim, yet his poenis is not only very big, it's very thick too.

couldn't say fromt he way my bf is slim could u?

also every cagina quifs if the boys goes ramms his penis all in and then goes allt he way out, or is it the other way around, anyway, lol, a man can amke any vagina quief, if he is all in and then all out or all out and then all in, can't remeber it's bee a while...

no vagina quifs if it's eaten out, unless she is in ayoga position, and there are only one yoga positions that make vgege queef but it's not a posioton i ever saw used in sex....it wld take a woman acrobat to feel pleasure holding like that for a while...

anyway, i hope u die, coz ur demented, ad if ur not, sorry, hope u get some girl finally lets u sex her up and u be nice to her

lol
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11/18/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I ran across a huge vagina once.
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How many days did it take?
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Yes, doesn't he live @ 1600 Pennsylvania Ave????

lmao
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i know a 6'retarded (term for tall ass MF) with a 3 inch dick.

some girl was his girlfriends best friend and got the scoop, nicknamed him little...everyone though she was being sarcastic, few knew she was talking bout his dick.

i knew i guy that was just over 5 foot tall with a huge dick, rumor had it he took something while hitting puberty, i gave him the benefit of the doubt.

i'm 5'8, physical embodiment of average stature.

i sport a sixer, only whore to give a subtle remark about size was a stripper bitch with a stench and a hole that fit 5 fingers, impressive for a 5'2 frame.

still made her cum multiple times into submission, and she couldn't even slob without gagging up something vicious.

dated a nordic tall ass bitch, ate her out once, her vag was so big she couldn't contain her quaffs..never ate her out again. still, ripped her apart.

point being, an average pork hammer is still enough for even the loosest nancy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5276524


ur not very experienced, and the way you t alk about women reviels ur a psycho, but i will still educate u just to push ur buttons and torture ur iner psychopath

short men can have big willies all the time...

chances are if a man is tall that he is proportionately built, but u never know if a short fella is sporting a big rod.

anthony kiedis is 5' 7", short little bugger for a boy, he has 8+ penis

my bf is tall but very slim, yet his poenis is not only very big, it's very thick too.

couldn't say fromt he way my bf is slim could u?

also every cagina quifs if the boys goes ramms his penis all in and then goes allt he way out, or is it the other way around, anyway, lol, a man can amke any vagina quief, if he is all in and then all out or all out and then all in, can't remeber it's bee a while...

no vagina quifs if it's eaten out, unless she is in ayoga position, and there are only one yoga positions that make vgege queef but it's not a posioton i ever saw used in sex....it wld take a woman acrobat to feel pleasure holding like that for a while...

anyway, i hope u die, coz ur demented, ad if ur not, sorry, hope u get some girl finally lets u sex her up and u be nice to her

lol
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Girls that have fat outer pussy area is disgusting. If you have to push those little roles of skin to the side to get to the lips, she has a stinky pussy. It is terrible.

You don't need to be over weight to have this issue either. I've seen small girls with it.
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Girls that have fat outer pussy area is disgusting. If you have to push those little roles of skin to the side to get to the lips, she has a stinky pussy. It is terrible.

You don't need to be over weight to have this issue either. I've seen small girls with it.
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Girls that have fat outer pussy area is disgusting. If you have to push those little roles of skin to the side to get to the lips, she has a stinky pussy. It is terrible.

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(Gets confused, can't envision this) Women are supposed to have labia majoria and labia minora.

The fatty folds of the Labia Majoria close over the inner lips and form a ziploc bag type seal. That is normal:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Is it something other than this? Are they adding extra parts nowadays?

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I just saw another huge vj
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Re: You have heard of a small dick - ever hear of a huge vagina?
I ran across a huge vagina once.
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Yeah...and a lot of people voted for him too.
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Girls that have fat outer pussy area is disgusting. If you have to push those little roles of skin to the side to get to the lips, she has a stinky pussy. It is terrible.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151483


(Gets confused, can't envision this) Women are supposed to have labia majoria and labia minora.

The fatty folds of the Labia Majoria close over the inner lips and form a ziploc bag type seal. That is normal:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Is it something other than this? Are they adding extra parts nowadays?
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia

No. This is an uber classic homo comment. They just can't contain their vicious nasty bile and their disgust of women's genitalia in general. This fag is much more attracted to the sphincter.
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^^ yeah, I love some labia hanging out. Makes it look like a blooming flower. Shit even if it looks like an axe wound I still love those lips smothering my face.

Truth is there are both huge vaginas and small dicks.

I'm lucky I have an average/larger than average cock (depends how horny I am). But yeah, my experience with huge vaginas, I was 16 banging a 15 year old and she liked getting fisted. And years later time was not kind to her pussy.

Also I banged a girl who had given vaginal birth and I'd give her pussy 7/10 stars and that was with a condom on.

Overall just like cock size I think its mostly genetics.
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^^ yeah, I love some labia hanging out. Makes it look like a blooming flower. Shit even if it looks like an axe wound I still love those lips smothering my face.

Truth is there are both huge vaginas and small dicks.

I'm lucky I have an average/larger than average cock (depends how horny I am). But yeah, my experience with huge vaginas, I was 16 banging a 15 year old and she liked getting fisted. And years later time was not kind to her pussy.

Also I banged a girl who had given vaginal birth and I'd give her pussy 7/10 stars and that was with a condom on.

Overall just like cock size I think its mostly genetics.
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