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Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(

 
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09/02/2012 02:41 PM
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Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
My computer is acting very weird like it has a virus or something because my Facebook is locked the password and stuff is changed, My Cellphone, every time I make a call I swear when talking I can this noise like it is being recorded on the other end like if I am having a conversation just me and you it sounds like there is a 3rd person listening to every word I say and recording me.

Also when I go outside there is this one black van with some sort of satellite dish on it like a news van but it is not a news van it can't be I mean what news van is black??? not to many right, and if it was it would have the news station written on its side like CBS 4 NEWS or FOX 11 NEWS, That van has nothing written on it at all, it keeps following me man!! But it always stays a great distance away from me just so I can see it is there

Like for example I can be standing on one corner of the block and I look down the block and the van is all the way down towards the other corner just sitting there, I am freaking scared for my life.. If itís not the FBI itís the CIA if itís not the CIA itís the police

I NEVER WENT TO PRISON IN MY life

.... I Don't know what to do I never did anything bad in my life I did not kill anyone or made any threats to society besides "I hate the president and this country is crap" other than that I have not ever in my life made any threats and this is happening, I am freaking out right now...oh my god help me


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09/02/2012 02:46 PM

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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
Control your Fear! There is nothing to be scared of.
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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09/02/2012 02:47 PM
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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
you are not paranoid just aware yes what you think is happening is and much more
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09/02/2012 02:48 PM
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Don't tell me that truck labeled "Flowers By Irene" has been outside for weeks now?
You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system
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09/02/2012 02:51 PM
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Also when I go outside there is this one black van with some sort of satellite dish on it like a news van but it is not a news van it can't be I mean what news van is black???


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Call the Police and mention Tellorlist Activity,
grab a Camera and film it, finally uploading!
G.Y.!B.E.
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09/02/2012 02:51 PM
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fbi
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09/02/2012 02:53 PM
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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
I THREATENED THE PRESIDENT AND DEMANDED HE LEAVE OFFICE
AND I DONT CARE IF THEY ARE WATCHING ME
THEY KNOW I AM SENT WITH THE ABILITY TO SEE
THEY HAVE A DRONE OVER ME 24-7
AND WHOOPIE,THEY CAN NOT SCARE ME

I EVEN TOLD THEM AHEAD THEN THE MONUMENT WOULD FALL AFTER
THEY TREATENED ME WITH TREASON
AND THERE CAME A EARTH QUAKE AND THE PYRAMID CRACKED OUT THE CORNERSTONE
SO THEY WONT MESS WITH ME FOR I WOULD JUST CALL DISASTER ON THEM AND THEY DO KNOW THIS FOR A FACT
SO THEY KNOW WE COMMUNICATED,SEND THEM MY WAY AND DONT BE AFFRAID,UNLESS YOU ARE SELLING DRUGS YOU MUST HAVE TOLD SOMEONE YOU HATE OBAMA
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agentbyekitty
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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09/02/2012 02:55 PM
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Maybe they're just narcs. Sell me some drugs?
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09/02/2012 02:55 PM
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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
It's because there is a super-secret organization dedicated solely to following you around.

The truth of the matter is that you are god on Earth, you just didn't know it, you poor sap.

Many members of your family on both sides have also been involved in this for years, which was all kept secret from you for this very reason.

They are studying you and preparing for your grand unveiling to the world.

angryface don't forget to wear clean underwear.
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09/02/2012 02:56 PM
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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
Why do I have a feeling your request of "Please help me", will not bring a thousand GLP members to your front door?

LOL

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09/02/2012 02:58 PM
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i had a nice email from the fbi. i thought i was important. turns out it was a scam email lmao
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09/02/2012 03:05 PM

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It's the GLP Police just making sure your safe from all the so called normal sheeple out there...

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09/02/2012 03:13 PM
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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
My computer is acting very weird like it has a virus or something because my Facebook is locked the password and stuff is changed, My Cellphone, every time I make a call I swear when talking I can this noise like it is being recorded on the other end like if I am having a conversation just me and you it sounds like there is a 3rd person listening to every word I say and recording me.

Also when I go outside there is this one black van with some sort of satellite dish on it like a news van but it is not a news van it can't be I mean what news van is black??? not to many right, and if it was it would have the news station written on its side like CBS 4 NEWS or FOX 11 NEWS, That van has nothing written on it at all, it keeps following me man!! But it always stays a great distance away from me just so I can see it is there

Like for example I can be standing on one corner of the block and I look down the block and the van is all the way down towards the other corner just sitting there, I am freaking scared for my life.. If itís not the FBI itís the CIA if itís not the CIA itís the police

I NEVER WENT TO PRISON IN MY life

.... I Don't know what to do I never did anything bad in my life I did not kill anyone or made any threats to society besides "I hate the president and this country is crap" other than that I have not ever in my life made any threats and this is happening, I am freaking out right now...oh my god help me


rivotears
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HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING ASK THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE WITH A SATELLITE DISH ATTACHED TO THEIR GODDAMN VAN??? That's not illegal and you will sure as shit get the answers you are looking for.
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09/02/2012 03:35 PM
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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
Don't worry. You're not being watched by the FBI. You're just not that important. Hell, I'd imagine that there are less than ten people who would really give a shit if you died today. And those are the only 10 people in humanity who will ever remember you existed. Trust me, the FBI only cares about important people who are, you know, working towards killing a bunch of people or blowing something up.
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09/02/2012 04:07 PM
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Re: Okay, I am Paranoid, I think I am being watched by the FBI! please help me :(
paranoid schizophrenia is a that can make you havvery powerful disease e these..........uhm....dilusions...do you hear voices telling you to kill yourself, other people etc?
maybe you should go see a psychiatrist or somehting sweety
.vasaline....don't forget to rub som eon

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