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How to keep a woman.

 
Borian (OP)

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09/02/2012 11:46 PM

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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


You're a sick fuck.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Agree. Women should be cherished, not tortured.
 Quoting: Borian


wtf

Do you seriously think that I was advocating the torture of women, Borian?

Really?



-Exits thread of idiots-
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Lol, no. Just poking sticks to see if I can get a reply out of you. First one happened above. So what was the point, I missed it.
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09/02/2012 11:51 PM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.

So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
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then im screwed. i have a small penis and i cum too fast. son of a bitch.
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09/02/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I was going to say:

I've found it much easier to use handcuffs…


But some idiot would take me seriously and get offended - so I'm going to think it to myself and not say it.
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09/02/2012 11:55 PM
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09/03/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.

So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11698818


then im screwed. i have a small penis and i cum too fast. son of a bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16847801




Maybe this will cheer you up :)

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09/03/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
A love relationship is based solely on money, compromises and a salutary sexual life. These three elements contribute to the longevity of the love story. In my humble opinion the only true love is mother/father love5a toward the offspring. If you want to keep your woman, provide a) money b) accept compromises c) orgasms (for both)
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09/03/2012 12:07 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
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kim jong

Will you kiss me? I am so rongry!
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09/03/2012 12:07 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
They are cum dumpsters

who would want to keep one around?
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09/03/2012 12:11 AM
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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


You're a sick fuck.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Agree. Women should be cherished, not tortured.
 Quoting: Borian


wtf

Do you seriously think that I was advocating the torture of women, Borian?

Really?



-Exits thread of idiots-
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Don't worry about it. Some people are just too think to know a joke when they see one.
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They are cum dumpsters

who would want to keep one around?
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:fallingfromheave:
Borian (OP)

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09/03/2012 12:24 AM

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A love relationship is based solely on money, compromises and a salutary sexual life. These three elements contribute to the longevity of the love story. In my humble opinion the only true love is mother/father love5a toward the offspring. If you want to keep your woman, provide a) money b) accept compromises c) orgasms (for both)
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Or if you want to be human, provide support, good guidence, and peace of mind. The rest is superfluous.
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09/03/2012 12:25 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
Why would one want to?

Answer that ... and then I would consider thinking about getting one, and then maybe keeping her.

*Marriage rates are dropping for a reason.
*Average age of 1st marriage is going up for a reason.

*Divorce rates among those under 50 are going up for a reason.

Marriage is a dying institution.
Lifetime monogomy is a dying institution.


70% of all divorces are initiated by women and of the 30% initiated by men a goodly chunk (some studies say as much as 2/3) are because of the woman's unfaithfulness and/or just generally doing anything possible to drive the male away.

Life as a modern male when it comes to male/female relationships is that most males HAVE to be a doormat if they want to keep a woman around ... and who wants to spend their life as a doormat?

(the top 10% of men are who most women want, and those few CAN dictate the terms of a relationship to a woman, but that is a very small minority of all men. MOST men are just doormats in the male-remale relationship in this day and age)
Borian (OP)

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09/03/2012 12:30 AM

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Re: How to keep a woman.
Why would one want to?

Answer that ... and then I would consider thinking about getting one, and then maybe keeping her.

*Marriage rates are dropping for a reason.
*Average age of 1st marriage is going up for a reason.

*Divorce rates among those under 50 are going up for a reason.

Marriage is a dying institution.
Lifetime monogomy is a dying institution.


70% of all divorces are initiated by women and of the 30% initiated by men a goodly chunk (some studies say as much as 2/3) are because of the woman's unfaithfulness and/or just generally doing anything possible to drive the male away.

Life as a modern male when it comes to male/female relationships is that most males HAVE to be a doormat if they want to keep a woman around ... and who wants to spend their life as a doormat?

(the top 10% of men are who most women want, and those few CAN dictate the terms of a relationship to a woman, but that is a very small minority of all men. MOST men are just doormats in the male-remale relationship in this day and age)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1459834


As bad as it sounds, it's not that bad. Simple as this, be a man.

Take care of her, baby her, and take care of her needs. What she gives back is more than you need. Put her on a pedistal.

Then take your balls back and make life happen. 'Tis easy.
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2012 12:39 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.

So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11698818


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
true story, bros:)
here is the science behind this more-than-theory. guys, this also means she is more likely to forgive AND forget those stupid fuck-ups of yours, but don't abuse it. and ladies, it means he is more likely to be devoted to you and only if you put out frequently. its all about the hormones
[link to thenewviewonsex.blogspot.com]
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09/03/2012 12:41 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
my wife appreciates honesty but really likes it when followed by chocolat. She has a much higher sex drive so wants "it" all the time. Spending time together is most important(where I'm mentally with her) She's my best friend and I get privledges. can't complain. Let her buy the shoes she wants and say you like them even if you don;t. White lies won't save a marriage but they can help it
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2012 04:06 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
Does anal sex count?
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09/03/2012 04:23 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
Want to keep a woman?

Then watch this video. Never fails.

Little Fish

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09/03/2012 04:43 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I was going to say:

I've found it much easier to use handcuffs…


But some idiot would take me seriously and get offended - so I'm going to think it to myself and not say it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2257547


Some of us like handcuffs. ohno
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09/03/2012 05:08 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I was going to say:

I've found it much easier to use handcuffs…


But some idiot would take me seriously and get offended - so I'm going to think it to myself and not say it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2257547


Some of us like handcuffs. ohno
 Quoting: Little Fish


ahhh

Last Edited by Rain-Man on 09/03/2012 05:13 AM
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09/03/2012 05:14 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
 Quoting: Borian


That's one of the worst ways ..

Also if you really want to keep a woman you already lost her ..

Last Edited by Rain-Man on 09/03/2012 05:22 AM
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09/03/2012 05:18 AM
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How to keep a woman
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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


This is sick! Some christian.....
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09/03/2012 05:33 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
If you worry about losing her then what's the point of the Relationship?, Just kissing her for that sake of possibly losing her or because you actually want to lol.
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09/03/2012 05:45 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.

So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11698818


What about the women who can't orgasm? My first girlfriend who i had sex with - easy to make her cum. The second relationship, well she had never orgasmed in her entire life. Eventually she became confident & comfortable enough to let go during sex, & orgasm. My current & longest partner will only orgasm when I go down on her & sometimes when we have sex, & has only orgasmed twice before we started dating. I generally go down on her quite a bit, then have my way with her. But there are women who don't orgasm until they are in their 30's, what about these women? Your situation is singular to you only, & to generalize it is misleading.
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How to keep a woman
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09/03/2012 06:07 AM
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The second relationship, well she had never orgasmed in her entire life. Eventually she became confident & comfortable enough to let go during sex, & orgasm.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395091


How does someone (no attack on her/you dude) have sex, and not be comfortable?

If you are not comfortable, why do it?

Its basically rape, or close to it.
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09/03/2012 06:20 AM
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Perhaps confortable is the wrong word - confident? Lot's of people aren't confident in bed, & when they're having sex, they are distracted because they are too worried about thinkign whether they're living up to expectations or not. At least thats what happened with her. Sexual satisfaction for a woman is just as much mental as it is physical.
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09/03/2012 06:21 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I mean confident alone, rather than both.
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09/03/2012 06:29 AM
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How to keep a woman
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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


I lol'd
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09/03/2012 09:54 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
To keep a woman, start with the right selection process. It was said in other post, there are two type of women, the nurturing type and the princess type.

The princess type is basically asshole in women clothing. To keep this kind, you've got to be doormat to the spoiled princess, and these kind of species are plenty out there. These are type where you need to constantly use white lies to keep them happy cause they are not grown up yet to be able to face reality. Be careful when the woman you met reads Cosmopolitan as their favorite magazine cause Cosmopolitan is feminazis indoctrination tool which idolize manipulative whore and detest family life. Those street whores are much more honest than these kind of whores who trade their vaginas with your souls, your total obedience to their insatiable demands. Dump them, they're not worth your effort. Waste not your effort to keep this kind of woman.

If you are nice guy who don't want to manipulate nor be manipulated, then go with the nurturing type, those women who care and offer help when you're in trouble. These kind of women deserved your best treatment and love.
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09/03/2012 10:04 AM
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I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.

So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11698818


What about the women who can't orgasm? My first girlfriend who i had sex with - easy to make her cum. The second relationship, well she had never orgasmed in her entire life. Eventually she became confident & comfortable enough to let go during sex, & orgasm. My current & longest partner will only orgasm when I go down on her & sometimes when we have sex, & has only orgasmed twice before we started dating. I generally go down on her quite a bit, then have my way with her. But there are women who don't orgasm until they are in their 30's, what about these women? Your situation is singular to you only, & to generalize it is misleading.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395091


honey, women dont necessarily need to cum everytime to feel sexually satisfied.

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