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How to keep a woman.

 
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bsflag you don't keep a woman they keep you
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a woman won't keep you if you neglect her.
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^^^I think your on to something here!^^^
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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
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There are many kinds of kissing. I would say that the drive by thoughtless kiss that ranks with things like saying hi, how are you, fine, good morning, good night, bla bla bla......is meaningless in women's eyes..

A thoughtful hug, a look deep into the eyes.....a woman is looking for an emotional connection not a physical action--just be careful not to confuse a kiss, with a kiss--and a kiss that expects sex....is about the worst thing for a long term relationship with a woman.

Give the emotional connection and sincere interest in her person and she will want to please you.hf
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If you love a woman, truly and selflessly love a woman, she will not leave you.

If she does, she is not worth your love.
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How to keep a woman
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You're a sick fuck.
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norespect

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Dipshit.
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I like how they deleted their post after that. cruise
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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
 Quoting: Borian


There are many kinds of kissing. I would say that the drive by thoughtless kiss that ranks with things like saying hi, how are you, fine, good morning, good night, bla bla bla......is meaningless in women's eyes..

A thoughtful hug, a look deep into the eyes.....a woman is looking for an emotional connection not a physical action--just be careful not to confuse a kiss, with a kiss--and a kiss that expects sex....is about the worst thing for a long term relationship with a woman.

Give the emotional connection and sincere interest in her person and she will want to please you.hf
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Women are difficult and wonderful at the same time.
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A love relationship is based solely on money, compromises and a salutary sexual life. These three elements contribute to the longevity of the love story. In my humble opinion the only true love is mother/father love5a toward the offspring. If you want to keep your woman, provide a) money b) accept compromises c) orgasms (for both)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23049543


'how to keep a woman' is actually a different topic than elements that 'contribute to the longevity of a love story'

your a) 'money' answer depends on a not totally controllable thing, and you may run out
your b) 'compromise' answer puts you at the whim of someone else, again not controllable
your c) orgasm answer is a good one

the simplest, and most effective way to keep a woman, is to care less than she does (not saying this makes you the happiest, just the best way to keep her)
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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
 Quoting: Borian


There are many kinds of kissing. I would say that the drive by thoughtless kiss that ranks with things like saying hi, how are you, fine, good morning, good night, bla bla bla......is meaningless in women's eyes..

A thoughtful hug, a look deep into the eyes.....a woman is looking for an emotional connection not a physical action--just be careful not to confuse a kiss, with a kiss--and a kiss that expects sex....is about the worst thing for a long term relationship with a woman.

Give the emotional connection and sincere interest in her person and she will want to please you.hf
 Quoting: stillhere


Women are difficult and wonderful at the same time.
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I am sure you are too. xxooxxoo

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A love relationship is based solely on money, compromises and a salutary sexual life. These three elements contribute to the longevity of the love story. In my humble opinion the only true love is mother/father love5a toward the offspring. If you want to keep your woman, provide a) money b) accept compromises c) orgasms (for both)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23049543


'how to keep a woman' is actually a different topic than elements that 'contribute to the longevity of a love story'

your a) 'money' answer depends on a not totally controllable thing, and you may run out
your b) 'compromise' answer puts you at the whim of someone else, again not controllable
your c) orgasm answer is a good one

the simplest, and most effective way to keep a woman, is to care less than she does (not saying this makes you the happiest, just the best way to keep her)
 Quoting: simple 1572549


That is the true answer. Why it is, I'll never know. If you respect them, they withdraw, if you pay attention, the same, if you ignore it has the same outcome as the other two.
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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
 Quoting: Borian


There are many kinds of kissing. I would say that the drive by thoughtless kiss that ranks with things like saying hi, how are you, fine, good morning, good night, bla bla bla......is meaningless in women's eyes..

A thoughtful hug, a look deep into the eyes.....a woman is looking for an emotional connection not a physical action--just be careful not to confuse a kiss, with a kiss--and a kiss that expects sex....is about the worst thing for a long term relationship with a woman.

Give the emotional connection and sincere interest in her person and she will want to please you.hf
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Women are difficult and wonderful at the same time.
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I am sure you are too. xxooxxoo
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Wife said you needed a pat on the back.. /heh.
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A love relationship is based solely on money, compromises and a salutary sexual life. These three elements contribute to the longevity of the love story. In my humble opinion the only true love is mother/father love5a toward the offspring. If you want to keep your woman, provide a) money b) accept compromises c) orgasms (for both)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23049543


'how to keep a woman' is actually a different topic than elements that 'contribute to the longevity of a love story'

your a) 'money' answer depends on a not totally controllable thing, and you may run out
your b) 'compromise' answer puts you at the whim of someone else, again not controllable
your c) orgasm answer is a good one

the simplest, and most effective way to keep a woman, is to care less than she does (not saying this makes you the happiest, just the best way to keep her)
 Quoting: simple 1572549


That is the true answer. Why it is, I'll never know. If you respect them, they withdraw, if you pay attention, the same, if you ignore it has the same outcome as the other two.
 Quoting: Borian


It sounds like they are non entities. Do you know any women? I can't stay here tonight because I know the thread is going to piss me off and so I will have to respectfully withdraw. But I like threads like this so I can add to my ignore list. Are you paying attention? I listen.

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A love relationship is based solely on money, compromises and a salutary sexual life. These three elements contribute to the longevity of the love story. In my humble opinion the only true love is mother/father love5a toward the offspring. If you want to keep your woman, provide a) money b) accept compromises c) orgasms (for both)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23049543


'how to keep a woman' is actually a different topic than elements that 'contribute to the longevity of a love story'

your a) 'money' answer depends on a not totally controllable thing, and you may run out
your b) 'compromise' answer puts you at the whim of someone else, again not controllable
your c) orgasm answer is a good one

the simplest, and most effective way to keep a woman, is to care less than she does (not saying this makes you the happiest, just the best way to keep her)
 Quoting: simple 1572549


That is the true answer. Why it is, I'll never know. If you respect them, they withdraw, if you pay attention, the same, if you ignore it has the same outcome as the other two.
 Quoting: Borian


It sounds like they are non entities. Do you know any women? I can't stay here tonight because I know the thread is going to piss me off and so I will have to respectfully withdraw. But I like threads like this so I can add to my ignore list. Are you paying attention? I listen.
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I'm listening. You aren't saying much. I love women. The presents of them make me re-evaluate a sitiuation every time. Sorry if it makes you mad that some of us wonder what the hell you are thinking.

Tell me the end thought, not the one I should use to figure it out...
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'how to keep a woman' is actually a different topic than elements that 'contribute to the longevity of a love story'

your a) 'money' answer depends on a not totally controllable thing, and you may run out
your b) 'compromise' answer puts you at the whim of someone else, again not controllable
your c) orgasm answer is a good one

the simplest, and most effective way to keep a woman, is to care less than she does (not saying this makes you the happiest, just the best way to keep her)
 Quoting: simple 1572549


That is the true answer. Why it is, I'll never know. If you respect them, they withdraw, if you pay attention, the same, if you ignore it has the same outcome as the other two.
 Quoting: Borian


It sounds like they are non entities. Do you know any women? I can't stay here tonight because I know the thread is going to piss me off and so I will have to respectfully withdraw. But I like threads like this so I can add to my ignore list. Are you paying attention? I listen.
 Quoting: WindyMind


I'm listening. You aren't saying much. I love women. The presents of them make me re-evaluate a sitiuation every time. Sorry if it makes you mad that some of us wonder what the hell you are thinking.

Tell me the end thought, not the one I should use to figure it out...
 Quoting: Borian


Clearly, I don't understand why women are "mysterious". That kind of pisses me off. We actually communicate if you don't know, ask. That's all.

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That is the true answer. Why it is, I'll never know. If you respect them, they withdraw, if you pay attention, the same, if you ignore it has the same outcome as the other two.
 Quoting: Borian


It sounds like they are non entities. Do you know any women? I can't stay here tonight because I know the thread is going to piss me off and so I will have to respectfully withdraw. But I like threads like this so I can add to my ignore list. Are you paying attention? I listen.
 Quoting: WindyMind


I'm listening. You aren't saying much. I love women. The presents of them make me re-evaluate a sitiuation every time. Sorry if it makes you mad that some of us wonder what the hell you are thinking.

Tell me the end thought, not the one I should use to figure it out...
 Quoting: Borian


Clearly, I don't understand why women are "mysterious". That kind of pisses me off. We actually communicate if you don't know, ask. That's all.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Imply would be a more accurate word. To communicate would mean to pass on a complete thought. Not just hint at it.
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It sounds like they are non entities. Do you know any women? I can't stay here tonight because I know the thread is going to piss me off and so I will have to respectfully withdraw. But I like threads like this so I can add to my ignore list. Are you paying attention? I listen.
 Quoting: WindyMind


I'm listening. You aren't saying much. I love women. The presents of them make me re-evaluate a sitiuation every time. Sorry if it makes you mad that some of us wonder what the hell you are thinking.

Tell me the end thought, not the one I should use to figure it out...
 Quoting: Borian


Clearly, I don't understand why women are "mysterious". That kind of pisses me off. We actually communicate if you don't know, ask. That's all.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Imply would be a more accurate word. To communicate would mean to pass on a complete thought. Not just hint at it.
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Well, I hope you find one that can say what is on thier mind. I was at work once and they had money for classes you could take ( you could spend $1000 dollars a year on classes (and I thought...and not come to work because I am taking a class). One class was on assertiveness so I said I wanted to take that class and they said "you don't need it." :)

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How to keep a woman
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Die in a fire, you piece of shit
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I'm listening. You aren't saying much. I love women. The presents of them make me re-evaluate a sitiuation every time. Sorry if it makes you mad that some of us wonder what the hell you are thinking.

Tell me the end thought, not the one I should use to figure it out...
 Quoting: Borian


Clearly, I don't understand why women are "mysterious". That kind of pisses me off. We actually communicate if you don't know, ask. That's all.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Imply would be a more accurate word. To communicate would mean to pass on a complete thought. Not just hint at it.
 Quoting: Borian


Well, I hope you find one that can say what is on thier mind. I was at work once and they had money for classes you could take ( you could spend $1000 dollars a year on classes (and I thought...and not come to work because I am taking a class). One class was on assertiveness so I said I wanted to take that class and they said "you don't need it." :)
 Quoting: WindyMind


Ok, let's pause here. Is this a Rodney Dangerfield routine or are you implying something. This is exactly what I was talking about.

Whatever your point is, reduce it to 3 words or less not using any kind of feelings in the description.
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Well, I hope you find one that can say what is on thier mind. I was at work once and they had money for classes you could take ( you could spend $1000 dollars a year on classes (and I thought...and not come to work because I am taking a class). One class was on assertiveness so I said I wanted to take that class and they said "you don't need it." :)
 Quoting: WindyMind


Ok, let's pause here. Is this a Rodney Dangerfield routine or are you implying something. This is exactly what I was talking about.

Whatever your point is, reduce it to 3 words or less not using any kind of feelings in the description.
 Quoting: Borian


I guess WindyMind is implying. Let me guess what's implied.

"I hope you find one that can say what is on their mind." = You're less likely to find a straight forward women (where the talk equals the thought).

The rest, "I was at work ...", is the explanation of non straight-forward-ness of women. Yes can means no, no can means yes. Available can means you don't need it.

Am I guessing it right?
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Well, I hope you find one that can say what is on thier mind. I was at work once and they had money for classes you could take ( you could spend $1000 dollars a year on classes (and I thought...and not come to work because I am taking a class). One class was on assertiveness so I said I wanted to take that class and they said "you don't need it." :)
 Quoting: WindyMind


Ok, let's pause here. Is this a Rodney Dangerfield routine or are you implying something. This is exactly what I was talking about.

Whatever your point is, reduce it to 3 words or less not using any kind of feelings in the description.
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I guess WindyMind is implying. Let me guess what's implied.

"I hope you find one that can say what is on their mind." = You're less likely to find a straight forward women (where the talk equals the thought).

The rest, "I was at work ...", is the explanation of non straight-forward-ness of women. Yes can means no, no can means yes. Available can means you don't need it.

Am I guessing it right?
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Pretty much nailed it. Vague. You are just supposed to know. No wonder women don't really get along with each other.. heh.
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How to keep a man is just as important
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How to keep a man is just as important
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It's as simple as be mindful of him. His needs are simple, and he wants you happy. Keep up with his needs, and let him know what will keep you happy. Perfect existence.
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Pick up a broom or vacuum. Love her children whether they are you're or not. That is the true way to a real women's heart,
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Strong rope and a good double half-hitch.
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Pick up a broom or vacuum. Love her children whether they are you're or not. That is the true way to a real women's heart,
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Been there. Very true.
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Noone has to keep. But one might want to stay.

One day I found this Krishnamurti thingy in another thread (mebbe from calin or so). I think it can mean a lot


A: Mr Krishnamurti, in this series of conversations we have been exploring the general question of the transformation of man. A transformation, which as you say, is not dependent on knowledge or time. And, as I recall, we arrived at a point that was very crucial, namely the one concerned with relationship and communication. I remember one point in our conversation together that was extremely instructive for me, a point at which, when you asked me a question I began to answer it and you interrupted me and reminded the viewers and me, that the important thing here is, is not to finish out a theoretical construction but rather to attain to the right beginning point so that we do not go beyond where we haven't yet begun. This, as I repeat, was extremely instructive for me and I was thinking, if it is agreeable with you, it would be helpful today if we could begin at the point of concern for communication and relationship to go into that question and begin to unravel it.

K: Unravel it, quite. I wonder sir, what that word communication means. To communicate implies not only verbally but also listening in which there is a sharing, a thinking together, not accepting something that you or I say, but sharing together, thinking together, creating together, all that is involved in that word 'communicate'. And in that word is implied also the art of listening. The art of listening demands a quality of attention in which there is real listening, real sense of having an insight as we go along, each second, not at the end, but at the beginning.

A: So that we are...

K: ...together...
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Let her learn the hard way. Punch her in the tits and tie on a shock collar.

Nothing says you are my property quite like telling a woman she is your property.

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bsflag you don't keep a woman they keep you
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a woman won't keep you if you neglect her.
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^^^I think your on to something here!^^^
 Quoting: Nauti*Girl ~FoReVeR~


Don't encourage him.

I'd break your willful spirit without missing a beat.

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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
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clitorial massages ! tounge
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OK Here goes...

Pay the bills..

Do fun stuff with us...

Appreciate what we do for you...

Appreciate what we earn and work for..

Let us have kids...

Love, lots of it...

Sex, lots of it...

Help out w the household stuff...

Keep a smile on your face mostly...

Don't go crazy when things go wrong...
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I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.
So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
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What about the women who can't orgasm? My first girlfriend who i had sex with - easy to make her cum. The second relationship, well she had never orgasmed in her entire life. Eventually she became confident & comfortable enough to let go during sex, & orgasm. My current & longest partner will only orgasm when I go down on her & sometimes when we have sex, & has only orgasmed twice before we started dating. I generally go down on her quite a bit, then have my way with her. But there are women who don't orgasm until they are in their 30's, what about these women? Your situation is singular to you only, & to generalize it is misleading.
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honey, women dont necessarily need to cum everytime to feel sexually satisfied.
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No shit. Read the bolded part.
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The road down marriage lane can get bumpy. Having at least a "comfortable" income helps to smooth over many of the potholes, making it a more bearable ride. It's a cushion that helps absorb an awful lot that would otherwise not be easily bearable.
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