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How to keep a woman.

 
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09/07/2012 09:05 AM
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I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.

So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
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Excellent POST! And I am a woman as well. You summed it up nicely.
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09/08/2012 02:07 AM
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I have been replying. I am a woman.
I totally disagree with the person who posted about needing money.
Yes, you do need to have some way to making a living and feeding yourself. But you don't need to have a certain income. The kids can pay their own way through college, if they want to go that route. If you even want to have kids.

Women want/need to feel safe. Every woman is different though in how that need is met. Some feel safe through money. Some feel safe through jokes and a good time.

The biggest thing is to be confident and comfortable in your own skin. Confidence trumps everything in my evaluation.

Especially in sex. Learn as much as you can about sex. Don't watch porn, have actual real-life sex instead. Have your woman cum first before you do. Give her multiple orgasms and she will be yours.

So many men are terrible lovers. When a woman finds a man who can satisfy her sexually, she sticks around. At least, that is what happened to me. :)
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Excellent POST! And I am a woman as well. You summed it up nicely.
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Women are happiest when they feel secure and nothing can bother them or what they care about.

You want us to be badasses and sensitive at the same time. The two don't usualy come bundled togather.

I think it's a grand woman conspiracy to clip men of their reason for being, reward them for it, then blame them that you don't feel secure. I may just be babbling though.
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09/08/2012 11:52 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
hugs and kisses are very important.
truly listening/speaking from your heart.
showing you care and were thinking about your partner.
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Women make the world go round. They keep us from stumbling on the obvious.
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wow!! Are you single!!!...hf
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09/08/2012 11:55 AM
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How to "keep" anyone.....talk to them....impotants subjects...help them grow....and listen.
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09/08/2012 01:23 PM
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You mean C.C.C.?
Borian (OP)

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09/09/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
hugs and kisses are very important.
truly listening/speaking from your heart.
showing you care and were thinking about your partner.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11698818


Women make the world go round. They keep us from stumbling on the obvious.
 Quoting: Borian


wow!! Are you single!!!...hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23398304


Lol, nope. A territorial redhead already got me. Damn redheads.
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09/09/2012 12:22 AM
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I know this 40 something year old fat woman who goes on chat websites to pick up men and she uses them for money and engagement rings.

She forces them to commit to her and tries so hard to get them to propose. Her current "boyfriend" just paid out $10,000 worth of bills for her and bought her an expensive ring.

He is still married though and his wife is dying from cancer. He wants to leave his wife but she threatened to kill herself if he ever did.

So basically, some women just use men for money. Mostly it's all about the money and material possessions.
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09/09/2012 12:25 AM

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BALANCE. each should join to make one. neither can be kept. we are not meant to be owned. but to share eachother
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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09/09/2012 12:25 AM
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if you want to keep your woman, feed them and make them fat
soon you'll find your wife posting here on how to keep a man

lol
Borian (OP)

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09/09/2012 12:26 AM
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I know this 40 something year old fat woman who goes on chat websites to pick up men and she uses them for money and engagement rings.

She forces them to commit to her and tries so hard to get them to propose. Her current "boyfriend" just paid out $10,000 worth of bills for her and bought her an expensive ring.

He is still married though and his wife is dying from cancer. He wants to leave his wife but she threatened to kill herself if he ever did.

So basically, some women just use men for money. Mostly it's all about the money and material possessions.
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Have to agree with that. But then again the guy should be stickiing with his dying wife, not shopping around. Material things don't matter. The world will never figure it out.
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09/09/2012 12:37 AM
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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
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This made me smile. I might just be a sucker for sweetness, but thanks for posting this.
I don't care about any of you!
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09/09/2012 12:42 AM
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A friendly hello Borian. fish
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09/09/2012 12:43 AM
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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
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You're assuming we have one to begin with.
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Did you forget to kiss her yesterday morning? Please don't let it get to the point that you can't remember the last time you kissed her.

Advice from your future self...
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You're assuming we have one to begin with.
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youre not alone.
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Re: How to keep a woman.
hugs and kisses are very important.
truly listening/speaking from your heart.
showing you care and were thinking about your partner.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11698818


Very true to a point, forgetting one thing thing.

Money. 100-120k.

My friends that have a household income around 80k or so have unhappy relationships.

Those that have a household 100k or greater have pretty solid relationships.

They all have good times and bad times. Bad or less for those that bring in 100k plus

BTW... they all drive cars and live in homes at their income levels.

It.s that extra 20k plus that makes a difference I think,


I have three children, It took a combined income of 120k plus for us to finely breath and start slowly putting monies aside for retirement. All children have or wish to go in the military first. We got lucky and dodged the college loan bullet except for some small community college classes.

Love, hugs, and kisses will not allow you to keep a woman in these times. You must also be a good hunter..i.e., bring the bread home. Same as it ever was.
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Wow your really f'd up if you think money makes a great relationship. JUST WOW...and stupid.
Borian (OP)

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09/09/2012 12:51 AM
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A friendly hello Borian. fish
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Hiya.
Borian (OP)

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09/09/2012 12:56 AM
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Now I know this is unsolicited but here are my views...

1) Love her. She gives twice as much, really.
2) Protect her. 'nuff said.

3) Realize that all women you talk to are different than you. Understand that while we are noisy, pushy, and demand our way, that they don't see it at all the way we do. No matter what the age of the woman, from 1 to 100, they have a butterfly inside them. Don't hurt the butterfly.
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09/09/2012 01:01 AM
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I know this 40 something year old fat woman who goes on chat websites to pick up men and she uses them for money and engagement rings.

She forces them to commit to her and tries so hard to get them to propose. Her current "boyfriend" just paid out $10,000 worth of bills for her and bought her an expensive ring.

He is still married though and his wife is dying from cancer. He wants to leave his wife but she threatened to kill herself if he ever did.

So basically, some women just use men for money. Mostly it's all about the money and material possessions.
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What the. How...?
Who is Blue Fairy

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09/09/2012 04:25 AM

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I have a good one for you to post, "Lessons to the 16 to 20 year old male on how to treat women."

They don't have a clue.

And to the 16 to 20 year old female, "Why it is better to have a child AFTER you marry."

Go for it, someone needs to.

Last Edited by Who is Blue Fairy on 09/09/2012 06:00 AM
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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09/09/2012 05:24 AM

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Re: How to keep a woman.
Love her above all others
Cherish her above all others
Make her know you are there for her
in any situation
Make her feel safe secure and protected
Make love to her with the passion of
deep and enduring love
Make sure she not only knows it but
feels this in her soul..
She Will Never leave you
And she will do the same for you!

Last Edited by PHX57 on 09/09/2012 05:25 AM
PHX57

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09/09/2012 05:27 AM

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Hi Borian!!
Nice to see you back again!
Great post
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09/10/2012 01:01 AM
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Hi Borian!!
Nice to see you back again!
Great post
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Nice to see you. I'm guessing months for GLP to actually wake up.
Borian (OP)

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09/10/2012 01:04 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
I have a good one for you to post, "Lessons to the 16 to 20 year old male on how to treat women."

They don't have a clue.

And to the 16 to 20 year old female, "Why it is better to have a child AFTER you marry."

Go for it, someone needs to.
 Quoting: Who is Blue Fairy


Kids are kids. They all know more than anyone at 15, then they trip over it, look silly and realize how to behave by 20.

To the 16-20 year olds, the girl that gives it easy, gives it to everyone else too. The one you want to keep is the one you have to work at.
Borian (OP)

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09/15/2012 01:18 AM
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A love relationship is based solely on money, compromises and a salutary sexual life. These three elements contribute to the longevity of the love story. In my humble opinion the only true love is mother/father love5a toward the offspring. If you want to keep your woman, provide a) money b) accept compromises c) orgasms (for both)
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Nope. In my experience it is based on trust. The rest comes easy after that. <--
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03/22/2013 08:39 AM
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Re: How to keep a woman.
hugs and kisses are very important.
truly listening/speaking from your heart.
showing you care and were thinking about your partner.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11698818


Very true to a point, forgetting one thing thing.

Money. 100-120k.

My friends that have a household income around 80k or so have unhappy relationships.

Those that have a household 100k or greater have pretty solid relationships.

They all have good times and bad times. Bad or less for those that bring in 100k plus

BTW... they all drive cars and live in homes at their income levels.

It.s that extra 20k plus that makes a difference I think,


I have three children, It took a combined income of 120k plus for us to finely breath and start slowly putting monies aside for retirement. All children have or wish to go in the military first. We got lucky and dodged the college loan bullet except for some small community college classes.

Love, hugs, and kisses will not allow you to keep a woman in these times. You must also be a good hunter..i.e., bring the bread home. Same as it ever was.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22605781


Exactly. It really is all about the money, and a shitload of it too. Material luxuries keep a woman grinning like a cheshire cat.

For those guys who aren't accepting of this, then I suggest you never get into a relationship, otherwise your low / average incomes will always cause her to pick a fight with you.
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Re: How to keep a woman.
Love her above all others
Cherish her above all others
Make her know you are there for her
in any situation
Make her feel safe secure and protected
Make love to her with the passion of
deep and enduring love
Make sure she not only knows it but
feels this in her soul..
She Will Never leave you
And she will do the same for you!
 Quoting: PHX57


Without a shitload of money, all of what you said means nada.

You know it, I know it.

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