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What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2012 03:15 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
Why would you really ask such a question?
 Quoting: Maying Prantis


I was drunk lastnight and the Canadians were being hateful...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


The Canucks were probably the same!

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09/03/2012 03:16 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
Why would you really ask such a question?
 Quoting: Maying Prantis


I was drunk lastnight and the Canadians were being hateful...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


The Canucks were probably the same!

beer2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1442220


HAHAHA!!!
Maying Prantis

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09/03/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
Why would you really ask such a question?
 Quoting: Maying Prantis


I was drunk lastnight and the Canadians were being hateful...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


Don't believe you. Sorry.
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09/03/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
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So's a lack of a sense of humor.

yeahsure
 Quoting: !saac


Wanna make out?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22481746


I heard it's not gay as long as the balls don't touch. charlie
 Quoting: !saac


lolsign That's what the priest used to say.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22481746


UGGGHHH...
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09/03/2012 03:18 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I'd start crying when I realized i just lost 50+ IQ points.

shitstir2
 Quoting: !saac


Average IQ of each Country (list)



RANK - NATION - AVERAGE IQ
1 Hong Kong 107
2 South Korea 106
3 Japan 105
4 Taiwan 104
5 Singapore 103
6 Austria 102
6 Germany 102
6 Italy 102
6 Netherlands 102
10 Sweden 101
10 Switzerland 101
12 Belgium 100
12 China 100
12 New Zealand 100
12 United Kingdom 100
16 Hungary 99
16 Poland 99
18 Australia 98
18 Denmark 98
18 France 98
18 Norway 98
18 United States 98
23 Canada 97
23 Czech Republic 97
23 Finland 97
23 Spain 97
27 Argentina 96
27 Russia 96
27 Slovakia 96
27 Uruguay 96
31 Portugal 95
31 Slovenia 95
33 Israel 94
33 Romania 94
35 Bulgaria 93
35 Ireland 93
37 Greece 92
37 Malaysia 92
39 Thailand 91
40 Croatia 90
40 Peru 90
40 Turkey 90
43 Colombia 89
43 Indonesia 89
43 Suriname 89
46 Brazil 87
46 Iraq 87
46 Mexico 87
46 Samoa 87
46 Tonga 87
51 Lebanon 86
51 Philippines 86
53 Cuba 85
53 Morocco 85
55 Fiji 84
55 Iran 84
55 Marshall Islands 84
55 Puerto Rico 84
59 Egypt 83
60 India 81
61 Ecuador 80
62 Guatemala 79
63 Barbados 78
63 Nepal 78
63 Qatar 78
66 Zambia 77
67 Congo 73
67 Uganda 73
69 Jamaica 72
69 Kenya 72
69 South Africa 72
69 Sudan 72
69 Tanzania 72
74 Ghana 71
75 Nigeria 67
76 Guinea 66
76 Zimbabwe 66
78 Democratic Republic of the Congo 65
79 Sierra Leone 64
80 Ethiopia 63
81 Equatorial Guinea 59
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09/03/2012 03:19 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
bang asians
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5276524


tough choice
smokin hot chinese chicks from Vancouver or
20yr. old japanese exchange students in Ottawa that will only date Canadian men over the age of 35

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23120968


looks like you missed out on all the hot filippino chicks walking around downtown montreal in they're skimpy bikini's all summer long

bananasexsideways

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09/03/2012 03:20 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
You have summer in Canada?
Is that like when you get only 1 foot of snow instead of 5? hf
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09/03/2012 03:22 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
So you want to be Canadian....


[link to www.youtube.com]

Ha, just try and get this tune out of your head!!

You know you wanna be Canadian.
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09/03/2012 03:23 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


Apologize?


I am kidding guys. tomato

The Canadians are awesome. Very friendly and level headed.

Last Edited by Psych on 09/03/2012 03:23 PM
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09/03/2012 03:24 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
don't knock it until you TRY IT ! ohyeah


C A N A D A R O C K S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2012 03:28 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
Maybe i'd say, "Canuckin'-A!".

And then i'd have some poutine, back-bacon, abd Labatt's beer while watching hockey.
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09/03/2012 03:36 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I would have better manners and refined language usage. Canadians (that I have known) are all class - I guess they are still the same now
 Quoting: Ohwow!



:canads:
 Quoting: grassyknoll


I always laugh when I see that picture. Doug and Bob McKenzie. I loved watching those two clowns. It was fun to be a Canadian back then and in those days. There long gone now and so is the fun with it.
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09/03/2012 03:40 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
Since there is so much Canadian hate out there...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


This ---------> suicide
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09/03/2012 03:40 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I'd start crying when I realized i just lost 50+ IQ points.

shitstir2
 Quoting: !saac


Average IQ of each Country (list)



RANK - NATION - AVERAGE IQ
1 Hong Kong 107
2 South Korea 106
3 Japan 105
4 Taiwan 104
5 Singapore 103
6 Austria 102
6 Germany 102
6 Italy 102
6 Netherlands 102
10 Sweden 101
10 Switzerland 101
12 Belgium 100
12 China 100
12 New Zealand 100
12 United Kingdom 100
16 Hungary 99
16 Poland 99
18 Australia 98
18 Denmark 98
18 France 98
18 Norway 98
18 United States 98
23 Canada 97
23 Czech Republic 97
23 Finland 97
23 Spain 97
27 Argentina 96
27 Russia 96
27 Slovakia 96
27 Uruguay 96
31 Portugal 95
31 Slovenia 95
33 Israel 94
33 Romania 94
35 Bulgaria 93
35 Ireland 93
37 Greece 92
37 Malaysia 92
39 Thailand 91
40 Croatia 90
40 Peru 90
40 Turkey 90
43 Colombia 89
43 Indonesia 89
43 Suriname 89
46 Brazil 87
46 Iraq 87
46 Mexico 87
46 Samoa 87
46 Tonga 87
51 Lebanon 86
51 Philippines 86
53 Cuba 85
53 Morocco 85
55 Fiji 84
55 Iran 84
55 Marshall Islands 84
55 Puerto Rico 84
59 Egypt 83
60 India 81
61 Ecuador 80
62 Guatemala 79
63 Barbados 78
63 Nepal 78
63 Qatar 78
66 Zambia 77
67 Congo 73
67 Uganda 73
69 Jamaica 72
69 Kenya 72
69 South Africa 72
69 Sudan 72
69 Tanzania 72
74 Ghana 71
75 Nigeria 67
76 Guinea 66
76 Zimbabwe 66
78 Democratic Republic of the Congo 65
79 Sierra Leone 64
80 Ethiopia 63
81 Equatorial Guinea 59
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19478010


Which only means that a large percentage of us are in the genius range to offset the "difficulties" in our minority majority areas.

Always good to know.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2012 03:41 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
hey Canadian people, i have a question..

in the US if someone likes a sport other than football or just does not watch sports at all, people are cool with it..

in Canada, if someone doesn't watch hockey how much are they chastised for it?
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2012 03:42 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?

[link to www.youtube.com]

Keep your sense of humour whilst watching this video.
LOVECANADA
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09/03/2012 03:47 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?

 Quoting: sreyarm


HAHAHAHA HA HA HA !!!!!!!

LOVE IT
AND HE WAS EATING POUTIN TOOO LOL!

CANADIAN POUTIN IS DELICIOUS
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
hey Canadian people, i have a question..

in the US if someone likes a sport other than football or just does not watch sports at all, people are cool with it..

in Canada, if someone doesn't watch hockey how much are they chastised for it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22860437


Wait, there is someone in Canada that doesn't like HOCKEY??


agent
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09/03/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
hey Canadian people, i have a question..

in the US if someone likes a sport other than football or just does not watch sports at all, people are cool with it..

in Canada, if someone doesn't watch hockey how much are they chastised for it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22860437


Wait, there is someone in Canada that doesn't like HOCKEY??


agent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1442220


Ah ha! Just as I thought. I hate it when some countries treat people poorly or otherwise ostracize them if they don't like the same thing most people do.

At least in the US if you don't like football or sports in general they leave you alone.
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09/03/2012 04:02 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I'd go fishing....
Une Canadienne Errante
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09/03/2012 04:03 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I would order up some bacon and waffles to go with my maple syrup!
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09/03/2012 04:08 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I think the first thing would be to have ONE nice cold Molson.
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09/03/2012 04:15 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
Since there is so much Canadian hate out there...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288341


Hey! We are know around the world for our good manners, being really nice and super friendly. That's why so many Americans put Canadian flags on their backpacks while travelling in Europe.
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09/03/2012 04:17 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I think the first thing would be to have ONE nice cold Molson.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 11337237


c'mon up american buddy
cold beer is absolutely delicious!

cheers
Madame X

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09/03/2012 04:17 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I think the first thing would be to have ONE nice cold Molson.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 11337237


Enjoying a nice icy cold one NOW!

Enjoy.



Last Edited by Madame X on 09/03/2012 04:19 PM
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09/03/2012 04:19 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
If you suddenly turned Canadian, i hope you have a lot of money because everything in Canada is more expensive. And don't expect to own a home unless you want to pay 900K. That's right, it's not a typo. It's $900,000 for a basic, average home.
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09/03/2012 04:23 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I am going with;
I would rather stand in line for free medical than pay for nothing or go to jail.


Would not hut my feelings if the line slipped south a great deal.
Madame X

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09/03/2012 04:26 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
If you suddenly turned Canadian, i hope you have a lot of money because everything in Canada is more expensive. And don't expect to own a home unless you want to pay 900K. That's right, it's not a typo. It's $900,000 for a basic, average home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


Move, there are lots of places in Canada where real estate is nowhere near that sort of jacked up pricing.

I can buy a mansion for that price in my town.
"The wise man's home is the universe." ~ Democrites

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09/03/2012 04:33 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I'd smoke alot of weed o.o
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


35 million people live in Canada 2012 census.
As of 2012 the Canadian government estimates 14 million Canadians smoke marijuana daily.

Canadian pharmacies with government officials are now seriously considering getting in on having a slice of the $750 billion annual marijuana business
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09/03/2012 04:36 PM
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Re: What would you do if you suddenly turned "Canadian"?
I suppose I'd get on unemployment and develop a drinking problem
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Hey if it ain't broke...





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