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Chuck Norris threatens ’1,000 years of darkness’ if Obama wins-video FTW

 
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Chuck Norris threatens ’1,000 years of darkness’ if Obama wins-video FTW
A video released this weekend by action movie hero Chuck Norris claims that America faces “1,000 years of darkness” if President Barack Obama is reelected.

“If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack,” Norris warns, standing next to his wife. “We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don’t change the course in which our country is headed.”..

Norris has been an outspoken critic of Obama’s since even prior to the 2008 election. He’s claimed in recent years that the Christian savior character Jesus would have been aborted by his mother if “Obamacare” were available 2,000 years ago, claimed that American progressives want to enshrine Islamic moral codes into U.S. law, and accused the Obama administration of trying to force the Boy Scouts to adopt a “pro-gay” position...
This video was published to YouTube on Sept. 1, 2012.
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Man this contest is gettin crazy.. rampage no matter which side winsdynamitemacgunrocketlurkaaa343dramalmao

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How long do you think Oblabla would last in the Octogon with Chuck?
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How long do you think Oblabla would last in the Octogon with Chuck?
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long enuff to start crying
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How long do you think Oblabla would last in the Octogon with Chuck?
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long enuff to start crying
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lmao
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seal Let's get this party started. chorus
Justalittlebad/more or less
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Chuck needs help....someone explain what the Federal Reserve is to him so he doesn't come off a a useful idiot.
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“1,000 years of gay induced darkness”

If President Barack Obama is reelected.sideways


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09/03/2012 12:32 PM
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If he had left the religion out of it, he might have gotten somewhere with this.

Now he just alienated a large portion of the population.
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09/03/2012 12:35 PM
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OMG

Too many knocks to the head.

WTF
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09/03/2012 12:58 PM
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Chuck Norris went to a Burger King ordered a Big Mac...

...And he got it!!!
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Chuck Norris, the only man who has count from 0 to infinite...

...Twice!!!
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CHUCK IS LATE TO THE PARTY.
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PIN, Charley Norris don't play that
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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I think they'll give it to muzi boy and the next four years will be hell on earth.

CN is right on the money....
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bump
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when I clicked on the glp link to this thread the first time I got this:

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If he had left the religion out of it, he might have gotten somewhere with this.

Now he just alienated a large portion of the population.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12339688


actually, the largest portion of the population is christian..and shares christian values.

you atheists are few and far between.
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If he had left the religion out of it, he might have gotten somewhere with this.

Now he just alienated a large portion of the population.
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More than 90% of the population in the US believe in a God, so how is he alienating a large portion of the population genius.

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#1: it is not chuck saying it, it is his wife.

#2: she is quoting ronald reagan.
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
:abomb::abomb::abomb:
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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I just started liking Chuck Norris,
if not for Christian values, we would have stealing, murders, prisons would be full, our children molested and murdered. Wait! dont we have that now? Lack of God in our lives gives us no hope for the future.
What was so bad in beliving in Jesus and going to Hell if you murdered someone?
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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Now that's just stupid. So we're in debt for 16 trillion dollars. 16 billion divided by 1000...no problem! surely we can do better than that.
So how much are we now paying off that debt per year...What?
We're not? WE're ADDING a trillion or so?
Never mind.
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Not a fan of Chuck Norris jokes till now.

Can't stop laughing now..oh pucruisehleesssee lawwwddd..

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