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TOILET PAPER AND YOU PREPPERS

 
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TOILET PAPER AND YOU PREPPERS
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HOW MANY OF YOU DO THIS OR PLAN ON IT ?
If we are planning for a long term event, we need to face the scary fact that toilet paper is not a renewable resource and will eventually run out. I know some people who have a panic attack at the thought of that. What are our options?

CLOTH


Following use, I fold the used cloth in half and place it in a large plastic container of water with a little laundry soap and Oxiclean and cover with a lid. There is no odor and nothing gross about draining most of the water off of them and just dumping the cloths into the washer. I wash them with homemade laundry detergent and bleach. They come out perfectly clean and white.

I have gone from using one roll of toilet paper a week to one roll a month.
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great tip!
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We could wipe our asses with all the worthless US Currency
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where is your running water and lectricty coming from ? If there is no Tp on the shelves , good chance you are fucked .

you make your own bleach ?
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i have not tried this yet
but that is a good question
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09/03/2012 11:01 PM
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get a pig and have it lick your anus clean.
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09/03/2012 11:04 PM
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Just do as they do in India!

No TP, just water.
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There were cloth diapers before pampers and people have not always had toilet paper.

They had to wipe somehow. Have heard of people taking Sears catalogs and corn cobs to the outhouse.
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09/03/2012 11:07 PM
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TP will be a great barter item stock up now!
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09/03/2012 11:14 PM
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We could wipe our asses with all the worthless US Currency
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Butt Wipe Trees...end of story, no need for washing or packing they are everywhere...just pick a tree with big leaves!
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09/03/2012 11:21 PM
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It'll be butt zit lesion city with all these fat asses churning out hot soft serve soylent green.
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oNCE the SHTF happens you wont be able to get much food to eat, hence you wont need to poop that many times, you might not need toilet pepper as result, but if you do you can use your cat to wipe your fat ass, grass and big trees loafs will do the job easily
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Any paper product can be broken down by wadding and re-wadding. (Many times) It makes it soft as toilet paper. Twill be a great job for the young ones when TSHTF
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There were cloth diapers before pampers and people have not always had toilet paper.

They had to wipe somehow. Have heard of people taking Sears catalogs and corn cobs to the outhouse.
 Quoting: _2 swords_


ouch corn cobs really?
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There were cloth diapers before pampers and people have not always had toilet paper.

They had to wipe somehow. Have heard of people taking Sears catalogs and corn cobs to the outhouse.
 Quoting: _2 swords_


ouch corn cobs really?
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Yep, I am having a sale on corn cobs after harvest. Only 99 cents per dozen plus shipping and handling.
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Butt Wipe Trees...end of story, no need for washing or packing they are everywhere...just pick a tree with big leaves!
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i bet you've never had chiggers on your ass from trying this huh?hf
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Butt Wipe Trees...end of story, no need for washing or packing they are everywhere...just pick a tree with big leaves!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21427537

i bet you've never had chiggers on your ass from trying this huh?hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


that would be painful
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[link to ncpreppers.com]


HOW MANY OF YOU DO THIS OR PLAN ON IT ?
If we are planning for a long term event, we need to face the scary fact that toilet paper is not a renewable resource and will eventually run out. I know some people who have a panic attack at the thought of that. What are our options?

CLOTH


Following use, I fold the used cloth in half and place it in a large plastic container of water with a little laundry soap and Oxiclean and cover with a lid. There is no odor and nothing gross about draining most of the water off of them and just dumping the cloths into the washer. I wash them with homemade laundry detergent and bleach. They come out perfectly clean and white.

I have gone from using one roll of toilet paper a week to one roll a month.
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Im sure the stores will be loaded down with oxiclean after the TP runs out.
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Once I run out of my two bulk size packages of Charmin' Ultra Soft, I plan on ending it!

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09/05/2012 12:13 AM
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Im sure the stores will be loaded down with oxiclean after the TP runs out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1585965


THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!!!1
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Gosh folks, has no one ever heard of mullein? What do you suppose people used in the absence of paper or cloth? Yes, you could use a rough corn cob if there's corn grown around you, but mullein is abundant and contains some natural lubricants too.
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Gosh folks, has no one ever heard of mullein? What do you suppose people used in the absence of paper or cloth? Yes, you could use a rough corn cob if there's corn grown around you, but mullein is abundant and contains some natural lubricants too.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1110734


Also Comfrey leaves.
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Telephone book pages will work very thin.
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There were cloth diapers before pampers and people have not always had toilet paper.

They had to wipe somehow. Have heard of people taking Sears catalogs and corn cobs to the outhouse.
 Quoting: _2 swords_

Corn cobs? Ouch... fight
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Re: TOILET PAPER AND YOU PREPPERS
Use a pump pressure water gun, aim facing down your crack and press the trigger!

Do it until the water flows clear, you'll be just fine without rags and paper that will get dirty/run out eventually.

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Re: TOILET PAPER AND YOU PREPPERS
Butt Wipe Trees...end of story, no need for washing or packing they are everywhere...just pick a tree with big leaves!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21427537

i bet you've never had chiggers on your ass from trying this huh?hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Or, poison ivy that grows up those trees! Be careful.
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Butt Wipe Trees...end of story, no need for washing or packing they are everywhere...just pick a tree with big leaves!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21427537

i bet you've never had chiggers on your ass from trying this huh?hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth
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You use the Indian method you break off one square of TP than you poke your index through it wipe your ass with your finger than pull out the paper and wipe your finger with the TP

Very efficient !!!! 1 roll last you long time
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Re: TOILET PAPER AND YOU PREPPERS
Butt Wipe Trees...end of story, no need for washing or packing they are everywhere...just pick a tree with big leaves!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21427537

i bet you've never had chiggers on your ass from trying this huh?hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


lol nope no chiggers but haven't really done it lol but I would if need be...I have just heard a whole lot of hunting guys talk about butt wipe trees over they years lol

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