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Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?

 
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Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
I've thought of shooting them off, but there has to be an easier way.

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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
not being ginger is the easiest way
Do what i say. Or Else.
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09/04/2012 12:31 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
not being ginger is the easiest way
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I don't have red hair
BRIEF
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09/04/2012 12:32 PM

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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Cheese grater
Nuke the Muzzies!


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Heterosexual pride!

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09/04/2012 12:32 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
sanding them off
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09/04/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Skin yourself. Then your parents.
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Cheese grater
 Quoting: BRIEF


I could make nachos at the same time.

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09/04/2012 12:34 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
A little bit of muriatic acid usually does the job. Be sure to fight through the pain if you want to cure yourself of being a ginger.
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09/04/2012 12:35 PM

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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Kerosene and a handheld torch.
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09/04/2012 12:37 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
A little bit of muriatic acid usually does the job. Be sure to fight through the pain if you want to cure yourself of being a ginger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23173401


The pain of being a ginger ?

I'm afraid that's going to be with me forever.

verysad
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09/04/2012 03:34 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Why not just leave them there and learn to love them and find someone else that loves them and fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
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09/04/2012 03:35 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
I've thought of shooting them off, but there has to be an easier way.

macgun
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


Are you nuts? Freckles are cool!
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09/04/2012 03:37 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Join them all up with a marker.

It could be a code.
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Cheese grater
 Quoting: BRIEF


Thanks. Now my face hurts :(
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Why not just leave them there and learn to love them and find someone else that loves them and fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
 Quoting: jonk754


damned ..woah...can I have a rainbow and a pony too ?
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Why not just leave them there and learn to love them and find someone else that loves them and fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
 Quoting: jonk754


What he said ^^,,, anyways red head girls with freckles are sexy as he'll, so all u need to do is find a girl that is of your same kind so you don't feel so much of an outcast
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Spend a lot of time outside in the sun without SPF...
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
One of my daughters has freckles on her shoulder/upper arm in the shape of the big dipper...I've always wanted to "connect the dots" while she is asleep (permanent marker, naturally!)

Just leave ur freckles alone...
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Spend a lot of time outside in the sun without SPF...
 Quoting: Saltyflats


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09/04/2012 03:47 PM

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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Why not just leave them there and learn to love them and find someone else that loves them and fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
 Quoting: jonk754


damned ..woah...can I have a rainbow and a pony too ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


ponies are for girls, but you can have 1 rainbow...but don't tell anyone where you got it
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
One of my daughters has freckles on her shoulder/upper arm in the shape of the big dipper...I've always wanted to "connect the dots" while she is asleep (permanent marker, naturally!)

Just leave ur freckles alone...
 Quoting: Ego_Sum_Nex


That's funny, you should do it. afro
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Why not just leave them there and learn to love them and find someone else that loves them and fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
 Quoting: jonk754


damned ..woah...can I have a rainbow and a pony too ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


ponies are for girls, but you can have 1 rainbow...but don't tell anyone where you got it
 Quoting: waterman


I never divulge my sources
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
Why not just leave them there and learn to love them and find someone else that loves them and fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
 Quoting: jonk754


damned ..woah...can I have a rainbow and a pony too ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


ponies are for girls, but you can have 1 rainbow...but don't tell anyone where you got it
 Quoting: waterman


I never divulge my sources
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


translation: I won't tell no one.
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09/04/2012 04:00 PM
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Ark therapy?
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Ark therapy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23182339


nobody told me there would be blood, melting faces and horror in this "how to get rid of freckles post."
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Ark therapy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23182339


nobody told me there would be blood, melting faces and horror in this "how to get rid of freckles post."
 Quoting: waterman


...damned he did ? I never did nothing to that dude.
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
I've thought of shooting them off, but there has to be an easier way.

macgun
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


power sander laugh
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09/04/2012 04:15 PM

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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
I've thought of shooting them off, but there has to be an easier way.

macgun
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


power sander laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20512756


is power sander and sanding them off the same thing...let's go to the judges....and the judges say one is quicker but same answer...please try again
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09/04/2012 04:19 PM
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Re: Whats the easiest way to get rid of freckles ?
I've thought of shooting them off, but there has to be an easier way.

macgun
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


power sander laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20512756


Maybe I can just shave them off with a planer afro

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