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If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?

 
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If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Or use the time machine?
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Tough choice.


Does the redneck have a option of forward and reverse?

Wouldn't make much difference for him I guess, total planetary destruction one way, back to penal colonies and leper colonies and a better class of worker slave the other.


He should probably just cuddle up and nap with mom, unless you meant that sexual then you a sick puppy to even entertain the thought.
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LMAO

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hahaha
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09/04/2012 04:24 PM
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Go back far enough so to have her at 13. Win win.
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
He'd probably get drunk and wreck it
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
looks like he already did and made you OP
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
I would use mine to travel back in time to tell your Dad to pull out. Then I would patiently wait my turn.
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Or use the time machine?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Speaking of rednecks....

[link to www.aish.com]

Some of them have been at it for a long, long, time.
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
What do you think the movie "The Matrix" is about?
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
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 Quoting: Cave Johnson


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chuckle
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
He'd probably get drunk and wreck it
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Or use the time machine?
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No, he would use it to make the world a better place. You, on the other hand, would use it to go back in time and fuck a bunch of guys in the ass, faggot ass dicklicker.
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Or use the time machine?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


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Lol
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
A redneck obviously doesn't need a time machine to do that.
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
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 Quoting: Cave Johnson


No, he would use it to make the world a better place. You, on the other hand, would use it to go back in time and fuck a bunch of guys in the ass, faggot ass dicklicker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


:cmerollin:
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
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 Quoting: Cave Johnson


No, he would use it to make the world a better place. You, on the other hand, would use it to go back in time and fuck a bunch of guys in the ass, faggot ass dicklicker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


:cmerollin:
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Dude, you are a fag. Liberals and fags roll together and always try to put down conservatives by calling them rednecks. I would rather be a redneck than to ever be associated with some fucking cocksucker that enjoys drinking cum. Fag.
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
the redneck would go further back in time to marry his young great great grandmother thus stabilizing the timeline until he was born again and could do it again...unless the redneck wanted to establish a bigger time loop..
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Or use the time machine?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


No, he would use it to make the world a better place. You, on the other hand, would use it to go back in time and fuck a bunch of guys in the ass, faggot ass dicklicker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


:cmerollin:
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Dude, you are a fag. Liberals and fags roll together and always try to put down conservatives by calling them rednecks. I would rather be a redneck than to ever be associated with some fucking cocksucker that enjoys drinking cum. Fag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


You mean liberals and fags like Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the cable guy?

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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
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 Quoting: Cave Johnson


No, he would use it to make the world a better place. You, on the other hand, would use it to go back in time and fuck a bunch of guys in the ass, faggot ass dicklicker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


:cmerollin:
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Dude, you are a fag. Liberals and fags roll together and always try to put down conservatives by calling them rednecks. I would rather be a redneck than to ever be associated with some fucking cocksucker that enjoys drinking cum. Fag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


I'm an independent. I considered becoming a Republican but found no distinction from the Democrats and decided that to associate myself with a majority rule of idiots, inbreds, and corporate sympathizers was a step down in politics.

Being an independent I can be more intelligent than either party while not labeling everything that moves.

You can't win the game, so don't play it. It's rigged.
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No, he would use it to make the world a better place. You, on the other hand, would use it to go back in time and fuck a bunch of guys in the ass, faggot ass dicklicker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


:cmerollin:
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Dude, you are a fag. Liberals and fags roll together and always try to put down conservatives by calling them rednecks. I would rather be a redneck than to ever be associated with some fucking cocksucker that enjoys drinking cum. Fag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759426


I'm an independent. I considered becoming a Republican but found no distinction from the Democrats and decided that to associate myself with a majority rule of idiots, inbreds, and corporate sympathizers was a step down in politics.

Being an independent I can be more intelligent than either party while not labeling everything that moves.

You can't win the game, so don't play it. It's rigged.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


clappa
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Or use the time machine?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


I see you have fucking your mother on your mind. Did she used to give you enemas?
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Re: If a redneck had a time machine would he sleep with his mother?
Or use the time machine?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


I see you have fucking your mother on your mind. Did she used to give you enemas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22994400


I see you have enemas on your mind.

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