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I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...

 
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I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
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Ok, so i went to a prominent well-known gas station, bought a 44oz fountain soda at the self-serve counter. i drank that down and came home to refill it with a 20oz soda i have in the fridge. it filled the cup almost to the top (without ice). we are getting ripped off...

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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
what kind of jewcup makes 20oz seem twice as much
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
That's because 2 gas station oz's = 1 regular oz. Jeez, I thought everybody knew that. You might want to check your table of weights and measures again.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
I was told by a time traveler that the coffee at those gas stations raise your IQ too.
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I was told by a time traveler that the coffee at those gas stations raise your IQ too.
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hilarious. i should be friggin einstein then.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
Keep in mind what chemicals you are drinking. Just saying (I know, I hate "just saying" too). All brought to you the benevolent Donald Rumsfeld. Whom I'm sure is living in SA.
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Keep in mind what chemicals you are drinking. Just saying (I know, I hate "just saying" too). All brought to you the benevolent Donald Rumsfeld. Whom I'm sure is living in SA.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
 Quoting: Salt


Well, a quart of beer or juice is a big bottle, 32oz, and 44oz in a bottle would be even larger, so I'm just curious how you bought a small cup ( ~ 20 oz )and didn't realize it.

There's a massive difference in volume between 44 oz and 20 oz.

Did the cup actually say " 44oz ", or the rack where the cup was said " 44 oz " ? Somebody may have restocked the cups in the wrong slots ?

In any event, you drink too much soda.

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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
I used to drink those. Even the 36 oz are huge.
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Too much soda will make your right eye shine like a flash light.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You drink way too much soda
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Just like the loaves and fishes.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
 Quoting: Salt


Well, a quart of beer or juice is a big bottle, 32oz, and 44oz in a bottle would be even larger, so I'm just curious how you bought a small cup ( ~ 20 oz )and didn't realize it.

There's a massive difference in volume between 44 oz and 20 oz.

Did the cup actually say " 44oz ", or the rack where the cup was said " 44 oz " ? Somebody may have restocked the cups in the wrong slots ?

In any event, you drink too much soda.

churchlady
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


i drink buckets of soda.

but, the cup i bought is clearly marked 44 oz. then i came home and opened a 20oz bottle and poured it into the 44 oz cup.

both are clearly marked.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
Too much soda will make your right eye shine like a flash light.
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wow, so that's what causing it.

always wondered...


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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
 Quoting: Salt


Well, a quart of beer or juice is a big bottle, 32oz, and 44oz in a bottle would be even larger, so I'm just curious how you bought a small cup ( ~ 20 oz )and didn't realize it.

There's a massive difference in volume between 44 oz and 20 oz.

Did the cup actually say " 44oz ", or the rack where the cup was said " 44 oz " ? Somebody may have restocked the cups in the wrong slots ?

In any event, you drink too much soda.

churchlady
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


i drink buckets of soda.

but, the cup i bought is clearly marked 44 oz. then i came home and opened a 20oz bottle and poured it into the 44 oz cup.

both are clearly marked.
 Quoting: Salt


Hhmmm, well if such a small " 44 oz ' cup didn't pique your curiosity,.....buyer beware.

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Soda tastes good. Newsflash: we all die.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
Ice?
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
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You have vision problems, sorry.

and gonna have kidney stones like a mofo!

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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
I see no ice, never mind...
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You are destroying your body.

High fructose corn syrup is the best case scenario sweetener in standard soda, whereas its aspartame (worse) in diet sodas.

OP, I tell you this because I'm currently watching my own mother die at the age of 45 from heart arrhythmia while she's going blind in both eyes. HFCS will kill you more surely and more quickly than cigarettes, and you will die of cancer, because saccharine is what creates the ideal environment in your blood plasma for malignancies to thrive.


I just want to help you. Stop this, or you will have terrible regrets soon.
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
These cup are made so that most the oz content is in the top 1/2 in of the cup . That is done so you get foam instead of soda it is a trick to save them money . Yes the cup will hold 44oz if you measure out water and pour it in it will come right to the very top.
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you have a 1 eye illuminati symbol - fuck you
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
 Quoting: Salt


Well, a quart of beer or juice is a big bottle, 32oz, and 44oz in a bottle would be even larger, so I'm just curious how you bought a small cup ( ~ 20 oz )and didn't realize it.

There's a massive difference in volume between 44 oz and 20 oz.

Did the cup actually say " 44oz ", or the rack where the cup was said " 44 oz " ? Somebody may have restocked the cups in the wrong slots ?

In any event, you drink too much soda.

churchlady
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


i drink buckets of soda.

but, the cup i bought is clearly marked 44 oz. then i came home and opened a 20oz bottle and poured it into the 44 oz cup.

both are clearly marked.
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Can we see a picture of this alleged '44 oz cup' for confirmation that this isn't some kind of soda psy-op?

charlie

I would think an experienced soda drinker like yourself would have been able to look at a mislabeled 44 oz. cup and realized that there was no way it was going to be able to hold the contents of two 20 oz bottles of soda + 4 oz.

That's a lot of soda too! How much do you drink a day?

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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You know how big a quart of liquid is.....and 44oz is larger,.....and you know how big a 20oz serving size is, ....and something didn't seem slightly off ?

Really ?
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
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No, you are not listening above. He is telling you, in your MIND you know how much a quart is. YOu know what a quart looks like, and its 32 oz. So 44 oz is much much bigger, and you should have questioned it in the first place.
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Give us a pic please!
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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
You are destroying your body.

High fructose corn syrup is the best case scenario sweetener in standard soda, whereas its aspartame (worse) in diet sodas.

OP, I tell you this because I'm currently watching my own mother die at the age of 45 from heart arrhythmia while she's going blind in both eyes. HFCS will kill you more surely and more quickly than cigarettes, and you will die of cancer, because saccharine is what creates the ideal environment in your blood plasma for malignancies to thrive.


I just want to help you. Stop this, or you will have terrible regrets soon.
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it's diet. the aspartame will kill me. but, the upside is the formaldyhide will prevent my body from decaying after i croak.


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Re: I bought a 44 oz fountain soda from the gas station, drank it, and then refilled the empty cup with a bottled 24oz pepsi and it filled the cup...
the point is...

they are telling us we are buying 44oz of soda and we are only getting maybe 25 oz
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Pour 20oz back into the soda bottle.

Get another 44oz cup and fill it up from the soda bottle.

Repeat.


I believe you may have just discovered how to generate an unlimited amount of soda.
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the cup is for 44 oz of soda.

when i got home i reused the cup and filled it with 20oz of soda and it filled the 44oz cup.

the 44oz cup is not 44oz.

am i explaining this right?

lol
 Quoting: Salt


Well, a quart of beer or juice is a big bottle, 32oz, and 44oz in a bottle would be even larger, so I'm just curious how you bought a small cup ( ~ 20 oz )and didn't realize it.

There's a massive difference in volume between 44 oz and 20 oz.

Did the cup actually say " 44oz ", or the rack where the cup was said " 44 oz " ? Somebody may have restocked the cups in the wrong slots ?

In any event, you drink too much soda.

churchlady
 Quoting: Spruce Bringsteen


i drink buckets of soda.

but, the cup i bought is clearly marked 44 oz. then i came home and opened a 20oz bottle and poured it into the 44 oz cup.

both are clearly marked.
 Quoting: Salt


Can we see a picture of this alleged '44 oz cup' for confirmation that this isn't some kind of soda psy-op?

charlie

I would think an experienced soda drinker like yourself would have been able to look at a mislabeled 44 oz. cup and realized that there was no way it was going to be able to hold the contents of two 20 oz bottles of soda + 4 oz.

That's a lot of soda too! How much do you drink a day?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


chuckle
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