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Anyone else just tired of Canada?

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/05/2012 05:14 AM
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George Washington was a eunuch.
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09/05/2012 05:35 AM
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It just seems like Canadiens get chippier and talk more and more all the time. We here are not even really sure why Canada is a country. Maybe its because its not worth making it a State?

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Lol, Americunts.
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09/05/2012 06:22 AM
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boochie wooh woo
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09/05/2012 06:24 AM
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Bla bla blah....
#1 Canada's economy has been the strongest and lightest hit economy since 2001 when the USA broke the worlds economy and in 2008 when it began to fall apart ect ect ect so Canada's economy may not be as large as the USA but it sure is more robust and gets the job done

#2 turn off the oil tap, and the h2o tap and yes America's fuel would all of the sudden feel the pain of how much it costs to ship oil from the M.E....
Not to mention states like California would begin to dehydrate from lack of fresh water.

#3 the war of 1812..... Stupid Americans were too busy learning about their huge egos in school that noone told them Canada kicked their ass out of Quebec and ontario and pushed the "yanks" all the way to the whitehouse where Canada.... Yes CANADA burnt it to the ground!

#4 I've finished taking my shit and flushed it down the toilet where I'm pretty sure it will end up flowing into a treatment plant and then off to America for some egotistical self deserving consumeristic selfish under achieving oppressed American will drink said water out of their supersize McDonald's cup.

*extends middle finger* stop buying shit from china, I used to be proud to have America as a neighbor.... Now you guys are too cheap and greedy to produce quality and too poor to try!
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thast was posted by the Queen of England
oh isn't she something!
maryjane of earth
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09/05/2012 06:31 AM
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You can do what you want with Canada as long as you let us, Quebecer, live alone.
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09/05/2012 02:18 PM

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Does Canada even have a military?
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cnavy

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ANHEDONIC

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09/05/2012 02:19 PM

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The last time you fucks invaded this country we beat your ass all the way back to Washington and burned down your White House.

We don't provoke, but fuck with us and we will destroy you.

Now fuck off!
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:canuckfan:

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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09/05/2012 02:31 PM
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Canada was set up to play it's part in the agenda, just like the U.S.

You actually think the U.S. won a revolutionary war to establish your country??? Wrong - staged event...

Canada supposedley became a country in 1867... Another staged event...
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09/05/2012 02:39 PM
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09/05/2012 02:41 PM
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Up here in Canada we're all living very close to your borders anyways, heck we're actually better known as Americas weather stripping. It would be cool to be the united provinces of America. And yes, an attack on Canada is most certainly an attack on America. Thank goodness we have a big brother who can reach over and poke the other countries in the eyes for us when needed
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09/05/2012 02:41 PM

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No. Not really.
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09/05/2012 02:51 PM
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I am... I'm sick of Michael j. Fox shakin around like he's got some kind of disease... And I'm sick of that band RUSH... Done with them... And that dumbass Ellwood Blues, still thinks he's a Blues Brother. Ship his ass back for sure. Oh and Canadian Bacon, fuckin idiots.....






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09/05/2012 02:58 PM
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We beat your asses back 200 years ago... I'm sure we can do it again.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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09/05/2012 03:00 PM
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Canadian F

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09/05/2012 03:07 PM
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Canada - the apartment above a really good party
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09/05/2012 03:15 PM
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Just invade it. They are not going to do shit.

Bunch of pussies.
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Yea give it a try smegma boy you'll be in for a surprise. We live in the woods you would last 30 minutes.
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it would be an absolute bloodbath dude, i'm trying to back you up but lets be realistic
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Bloodbath because we would get you guys so stoned, you would be shooting your own feet off.
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09/05/2012 03:26 PM
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" You're going to tell me that America's so starspangled awesome that you're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium has freedom. Two hundred seven sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom."


"And just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there are some things you should know, and one of them is that there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that the USA is the greatest country in the world. You're seventh in literacy, twenty-seventh in math, twenty-second in science, forty-ninth in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, third in median household income, number four in labor force, and number four in exports. You lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where you spend more than the next twenty-six countries combined, twenty-five of whom are allies."


OP,do you need a nap and a juice box?
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09/05/2012 03:31 PM
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Just invade it. They are not going to do shit.

Bunch of pussies.
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That didn't work out to well for ya last time.
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09/05/2012 03:34 PM
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Everyone knows Canada's there to stop Alaska touching the Main US and causing a chain reaction of stupid.
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Now that is some funny shit right there.
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09/05/2012 03:37 PM
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Just invade it. They are not going to do shit.

Bunch of pussies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1350611


Yea give it a try smegma boy you'll be in for a surprise. We live in the woods you would last 30 minutes.
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Hang on hasn't this happened before? US and Canada went to war?
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White House was burnt down by British troops in 1814

s226
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09/05/2012 03:37 PM
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i think it would be great to have canada as a state, would never happen though, country independance isn't something you fuck with
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It could be fun, but there is no real benefit for US. Plus its not a real country
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Except the oil sands... And natural gas... And abundance of land and fresh water...
Anonymous Coward
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09/05/2012 03:38 PM
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Just invade it. They are not going to do shit.

Bunch of pussies.
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Yea give it a try smegma boy you'll be in for a surprise. We live in the woods you would last 30 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518839


Hang on hasn't this happened before? US and Canada went to war?
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White House was burnt down by British troops in 1814

s226
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But they did a better job blowing there own pentagon.
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Everyone knows Canada's there to stop Alaska touching the Main US and causing a chain reaction of stupid.
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lol
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09/05/2012 03:48 PM
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who says Canada isn't great??!!! I like them!! after all, they gave us this guy!!!



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09/05/2012 03:49 PM
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Up here in Canada we're all living very close to your borders anyways, heck we're actually better known as Americas weather stripping. It would be cool to be the united provinces of America. And yes, an attack on Canada is most certainly an attack on America. Thank goodness we have a big brother who can reach over and poke the other countries in the eyes for us when needed
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Speak for yourself asstard. If Canada ever became part of the US there would be a mass exodus of people moving off continent and I'd be front of the line.
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09/05/2012 05:03 PM
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In the very unlikely scenario that US would invade Canada, US would be quite likely wiped out of the face of the earth by the combined forces of Commonwealth nations. Leaded by the Great Britain (NZ, Australia, Canada etc), it would also force its European allies to take sides - meaning most of big NATO countries (mainly Germany and France) would resign and join the UK. The Monarchs of Europe still has their - more or less secret - pacts to protect each others. Scandinavian countries have a mutual pact that would go in aid of UK through Germany if needed.

In even more unlike scenario where US would be still winning (would not happen), it would be overrun by China and Russia, while Japan would be enjoying the sight. N-Korea ofc would be sending some personal greetings to random US targets - just for the fun of it. No need to tell you guys, what would some of the Middle-East countries do...


Meanwhile in real life: the whole US is an extension of British imperium and their global financial system, which is co-leaded by the 3 biggest private banks of Europe. You should REALLY take a look at the "constitutions" of both US and Canada and the Commonwealth (mainly Australia) .. and the reason why UK still has no actual written constitution. There is a reason why there is a quasi-democratic two-party system in all of those countries.(And it's not ONLY because it's the best way to keep about 50% of the population busy arguing and fighting with the another half.. )
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09/05/2012 11:57 PM
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09/06/2012 12:41 AM
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DON'T FEED THE TROLL
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09/06/2012 12:59 AM

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Just invade it. They are not going to do shit.

Bunch of pussies.
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Yea give it a try smegma boy you'll be in for a surprise. We live in the woods you would last 30 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518839


Not to worry he can not even find us on a map...

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