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Anyone else just tired of Canada?

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/06/2012 01:55 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
i think it would be great to have canada as a state, would never happen though, country independance isn't something you fuck with
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It could be fun, but there is no real benefit for US. Plus its not a real country
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It's very heavily white and asian with many natural resources and a lot of access to the developing Arctic sea lanes.

I'd welcome them!
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09/06/2012 01:58 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
Up here in Canada we're all living very close to your borders anyways, heck we're actually better known as Americas weather stripping. It would be cool to be the united provinces of America. And yes, an attack on Canada is most certainly an attack on America. Thank goodness we have a big brother who can reach over and poke the other countries in the eyes for us when needed
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This is how I see it too.

But the border, which used to be a pretty friendly low-key affair, is getting all tense and especially the Canadian border guards are very serious. They should chill ...
chula homa

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09/06/2012 02:07 AM
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In the very unlikely scenario that US would invade Canada, US would be quite likely wiped out of the face of the earth by the combined forces of Commonwealth nations. Leaded by the Great Britain (NZ, Australia, Canada etc), it would also force its European allies to take sides - meaning most of big NATO countries (mainly Germany and France) would resign and join the UK. The Monarchs of Europe still has their - more or less secret - pacts to protect each others. Scandinavian countries have a mutual pact that would go in aid of UK through Germany if needed.

In even more unlike scenario where US would be still winning (would not happen), it would be overrun by China and Russia, while Japan would be enjoying the sight. N-Korea ofc would be sending some personal greetings to random US targets - just for the fun of it. No need to tell you guys, what would some of the Middle-East countries do...


Meanwhile in real life: the whole US is an extension of British imperium and their global financial system, which is co-leaded by the 3 biggest private banks of Europe. You should REALLY take a look at the "constitutions" of both US and Canada and the Commonwealth (mainly Australia) .. and the reason why UK still has no actual written constitution. There is a reason why there is a quasi-democratic two-party system in all of those countries.(And it's not ONLY because it's the best way to keep about 50% of the population busy arguing and fighting with the another half.. )
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clappa
go on...
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09/06/2012 06:29 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
No. Not tired of Canada. Not one bit.
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09/06/2012 06:46 AM
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09/06/2012 08:22 AM

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Dude, we're the best nation in the world. People flock from all over the place to come live here with our excellent social safety net ! bird
Long live the Legit Republic of Blanketsburgh
Anonymous Coward
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09/06/2012 08:26 AM
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Just invade it. They are not going to do shit.

Bunch of pussies.
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Yea give it a try smegma boy you'll be in for a surprise. We live in the woods you would last 30 minutes.
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it would be an absolute bloodbath dude, i'm trying to back you up but lets be realistic
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I mean seriously and why would that happen? Canadian terrorists lets make up another lame story. We dont have enough oil for your corporations to even consider the investment.
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pick
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09/06/2012 11:46 AM
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Canada has a lot of land, grain and natural resources. We are not war mongers, nor are we politically aggressive. We want to do what is right. This could be to our demise as what impacts America will automatically impact us. Unfortunately for us, many don't want to understand what is going on in the US and are ignorant to its implications globally.


At least our PM is a Christian.
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09/06/2012 01:09 PM
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This thread should read, anyone else tired of the US and all their BS? The constant fear and consumption campaign, the war mongering nation that only interfers with other countries when there is a resource to take?

Seriously, Im not even proud to be a Canadian anymore, the fascist leader we have as a PM, (probably a CIA mole they implanted to get more of our resources) and the ever growing and dominant need to be more american makes me sick.

How can you even say you would be tired of Canada in the first place? The US has done nothing but taken our resources for their own greedy needs.
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11/20/2012 02:29 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
Now they ruined the NHL season
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11/20/2012 02:49 AM
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Now they ruined the NHL season
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Closet canuck!!!!!!
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11/20/2012 05:27 AM
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Yea give it a try smegma boy you'll be in for a surprise. We live in the woods you would last 30 minutes.
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it would be an absolute bloodbath dude, i'm trying to back you up but lets be realistic
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


I mean seriously and why would that happen? Canadian terrorists lets make up another lame story. We dont have enough oil for your corporations to even consider the investment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518839


ok. just dont make statements that canada could beat america in a war man. i'm not trying to start a fight, i wrote out how you guys are great and whatever, then you come back saying you would beat us in a war..? really dude? it would last a few days, a handfull of americans would die, and your country would be overtaken. ok the least you could do is show some respect. i can understand european nations getting on our ass... but canada??? your like our adopted step child
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Oh, you just said it, unfortunately wrong; actually usa is the fugitive, lost child. Don't be sad, when you'll be hopelessly in trouble, you're welcome back home to your human family...
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 05:30 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
Our chicks are way hotter too.
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11/20/2012 06:05 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
Canadians and Americans are exactly alike, I've spent time in both countries and there is no real cultural difference.

If you tell this to a Canadian they go batshit insane, however.
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11/20/2012 06:07 AM
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Canadians and Americans are exactly alike, I've spent time in both countries and there is no real cultural difference.

If you tell this to a Canadian they go batshit insane, however.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28132970


We had a Japanese exchange student in our class.

I put a firework in my pants and he loled pretty hard.
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11/20/2012 06:38 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
i love everything about canada to be honest there lackadasical attitude towards world issues is honestly amazing. love you canadiens cheers
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11/20/2012 06:40 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
I'm more tired of hearing about Willard Romney.
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11/20/2012 06:45 AM
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Does Canada even have a military?
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Only against protesting studentschurchlady
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11/20/2012 06:45 AM
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I have nothing against Canadians but simple facts are these. They have approximately a total of 5 thousand man army. 90% of which is trained here in the United States. Just some facts. NYPD has 45 thousand officers. Leave the Canadians alone!
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11/20/2012 06:50 AM
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we would never attack the USA... theres just no way we could feed that many prisoners.. thats alotta poutine
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11/20/2012 06:55 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
we would never attack the USA... theres just no way we could feed that many prisoners.. thats alotta poutine
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Yeah and BEER!

AND SLIMJIMS!!!
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11/20/2012 06:57 AM
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if im not mistaken, you people will be in the north american union together with mexico :)
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11/20/2012 06:57 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
we would never attack the USA... theres just no way we could feed that many prisoners.. thats alotta poutine
 Quoting: tamatik


Yeah and BEER!

AND SLIMJIMS!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11061563


beer and slimjims sound like a pretty sweet combo
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11/20/2012 07:01 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
i think it would be great to have canada as a state, would never happen though, country independance isn't something you fuck with
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sorry
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 07:03 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
The day you start hating Canada is the day you basically hate everyone in the world...
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11/20/2012 07:05 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
The day you start hating Canada is the day you basically hate everyone in the world...
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i love canada though
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2012 07:19 AM
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The day you start hating Canada is the day you basically hate everyone in the world...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27912628


i love canada though
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lol you can live.
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11/20/2012 07:19 AM
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Everyone knows Canada's there to stop Alaska touching the Main US and causing a chain reaction of stupid.
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bump
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11/20/2012 07:20 AM
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Why all the hate? Is this because of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber? Look, there's only so many times we can apologize. We screwed up and were sorry. Please forgive us America.
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11/20/2012 07:21 AM
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Re: Anyone else just tired of Canada?
Our chicks are way hotter too.
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nuff said/

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