Anyone else just tired of Canada?

It could be fun, but there is no real benefit for US. Plus its not a real country

Up here in Canada we're all living very close to your borders anyways, heck we're actually better known as Americas weather stripping. It would be cool to be the united provinces of America. And yes, an attack on Canada is most certainly an attack on America. Thank goodness we have a big brother who can reach over and poke the other countries in the eyes for us when needed

In the very unlikely scenario that US would invade Canada, US would be quite likely wiped out of the face of the earth by the combined forces of Commonwealth nations. Leaded by the Great Britain (NZ, Australia, Canada etc), it would also force its European allies to take sides - meaning most of big NATO countries (mainly Germany and France) would resign and join the UK. The Monarchs of Europe still has their - more or less secret - pacts to protect each others. Scandinavian countries have a mutual pact that would go in aid of UK through Germany if needed.

In even more unlike scenario where US would be still winning (would not happen), it would be overrun by China and Russia, while Japan would be enjoying the sight. N-Korea ofc would be sending some personal greetings to random US targets - just for the fun of it. No need to tell you guys, what would some of the Middle-East countries do...


Meanwhile in real life: the whole US is an extension of British imperium and their global financial system, which is co-leaded by the 3 biggest private banks of Europe. You should REALLY take a look at the "constitutions" of both US and Canada and the Commonwealth (mainly Australia) .. and the reason why UK still has no actual written constitution. There is a reason why there is a quasi-democratic two-party system in all of those countries.(And it's not ONLY because it's the best way to keep about 50% of the population busy arguing and fighting with the another half.. )

I mean seriously and why would that happen? Canadian terrorists lets make up another lame story. We dont have enough oil for your corporations to even consider the investment.

Now they ruined the NHL season

ok. just dont make statements that canada could beat america in a war man. i'm not trying to start a fight, i wrote out how you guys are great and whatever, then you come back saying you would beat us in a war..? really dude? it would last a few days, a handfull of americans would die, and your country would be overtaken. ok the least you could do is show some respect. i can understand european nations getting on our ass... but canada??? your like our adopted step child

Canadians and Americans are exactly alike, I've spent time in both countries and there is no real cultural difference.

If you tell this to a Canadian they go batshit insane, however.

Does Canada even have a military?

we would never attack the USA... theres just no way we could feed that many prisoners.. thats alotta poutine

Yeah and BEER!

AND SLIMJIMS!!!

i think it would be great to have canada as a state, would never happen though, country independance isn't something you fuck with

The day you start hating Canada is the day you basically hate everyone in the world...

i love canada though

Everyone knows Canada's there to stop Alaska touching the Main US and causing a chain reaction of stupid.

Our chicks are way hotter too.