I awoke today late for my responsibility. I was a real let down to my employer. All hung over because of the computer. I tried to apologize but instead opted to justify.........what I have become.

I proclaimed that I was immortal and had no real need for the job.

I was given a promotion, and congratulated into embarrassment. I really do love to be alive. It has been a great ride.

I nervously wait in anticipation for it to derail and destroy this realm.