can I get some government cheese and bread to go with this circus? My word. Have my taxes been spent otherwise? Where's my goobernment remote to go with this agenda? Did I miss the welfare line? Sign me up for football and cheese, please.

goobernment cheese and circuses. bring out the clowns.

Whoops... forgot to give credit to the the demorepubs.

assclowns are the best at half-time... maybe Romney could juggle his tax forms and Orama could pull a fake certificate out of his curlies for fun.

then for the finale... Clinton and Bush could be on the SideLines to smile for the camera. That would be great.