damn, you "men" are still talking about overpaid athletes in tights running up and down a field distracting you from the the global economic crisis?

better get back to lifting weights, for the sake of the all the lonely women out there that need a man tuned into reality, not stuck in zombie mode drinking aspartame, fluoride, eating GMO, watching 24/7 NFL and playing XBOX.

i'm completely off the mark and i have no idea how to be a man, i can't say anything in comparison to pompous overpaid athletes, because all i do is spend my time lifting weights and jogging. i must have no idea what i'm talking about.