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CRITICAL ALERT: THE U.S HAS LESS THAN 48 HOURS TO DECIDE!

 
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A CRISIS IS AT HAND WORSE THAN THAN THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
 Quoting: A MOSSAD SOURCE 23284621


Whats wors then nuclear wasteland?
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09/06/2012 11:08 AM
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On 3 January 2012, Iranian General Ataollah Salehi warned the USS John C. Stennis "not to return to the Persian Gulf .

On August 27, 2012, the USS John C. Stennis departed to the Middle East for an unknown amount of time.
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09/06/2012 11:17 AM
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SECOND CONFERENCE (CONFIRMED BY PENTAGON SOURCES) NOW ON U.S.S. ENTERPRISE DECK. ALL 6 STAR AND 5 STARS ATTENDING.

DO NOT, REPEAT DO NOT LOOK IN THIS DIRECTION WITHOUT EYE PROTECTION!!!!

PRIMARY AND SECONDARY ARE NOW CONFIRMED. STAND BY, WILL BE PUT INTO EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.

CODEWORD IS "PLAID SOCKS", REPEAT "PLAID SOCKS"
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LMAO!!!! cruise

I really actually laughed out loud at that one!
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09/06/2012 11:17 AM
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Protocol 7500 is Hi Jack , Shutting down comms to assets in theater is basically cutting communications to possible cia or other ghost ops on ground in possible hostile enviroment . This is either some really good H. G. Wells type stuff , or this is real since the posts are obviously comming from sea !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21490829


Interesting..Is there not a new tv or movie about a hijacked nuke vessel..Why would you say they are coming from the sea..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR



Thinking the posts are commin from sea as there is no location on OP's posts . Plus if pentagon is really shutting down comms , there may not be any more posts from OP .

On another not the Stennis is the flagship for carrie battle group 3 and is accompanied by 4 destroyers , a cruiser and a supply boat . Their role is to work as a forward deployed force providing a deterrent force as well as serving to protect U.S. interests abroad.
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09/06/2012 11:19 AM
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A CRISIS IS AT HAND WORSE THAN THAN THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
 Quoting: A MOSSAD SOURCE 23284621


Whats wors then nuclear wasteland?
 Quoting: Tigershield


Two nuclear wastelands!
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09/06/2012 11:21 AM
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On 3 January 2012, Iranian General Ataollah Salehi warned the USS John C. Stennis "not to return to the Persian Gulf .

On August 27, 2012, the USS John C. Stennis departed to the Middle East for an unknown amount of time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21490829



Follow up:
On 3 January 2012, 0700Zulu.. Laughing was heard from the USS Stennis's bridge, and something about "we don't brake for anyone" and some garbled transmission about Iranian General Ayatollah Salehi and three goats and a camel..Stand BY
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09/06/2012 11:22 AM
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How many sunburn missiles does it take to overwhelm
our deterrents?
If Iran sinks one of our ships will we retaliate?
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A CRISIS IS AT HAND WORSE THAN THAN THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
 Quoting: A MOSSAD SOURCE 23284621


Whats wors then nuclear wasteland?
 Quoting: Tigershield


Two nuclear wastelands!
 Quoting: Swinburnian



I see your two nuclear wastelands and up one bioengineered plague :)
**I'm all out of bubblegum
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09/06/2012 11:23 AM
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EMERGENCY CONFERENCE CALL ON USS STENNIS IN PROGRESS. STANDBY FOR OUTCOME. CLEAR ALL CHANNELS FOR PRIORITY TRAFFIC.
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There are no channels on GLP... just threads, man.
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09/06/2012 11:26 AM
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CLARION ONBOARD INBOUND OSPREY. FLIGHT DECK PREPPED. ETA 25 MINUTES. MEETING HALTED UNTIL CLARION ONBOARD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23284621


You can land an Osprey on a flight deck?!?!?
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09/06/2012 11:26 AM
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CLARION ONBOARD. MEETING RESUMED.
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09/06/2012 11:27 AM
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Cant belive there are people who think this is maybe real..sigh! But its entertaining indeed..please post more often OP
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CLARION ONBOARD INBOUND OSPREY. FLIGHT DECK PREPPED. ETA 25 MINUTES. MEETING HALTED UNTIL CLARION ONBOARD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23284621


You can land an Osprey on a flight deck?!?!?
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Maybe..If it did not crash on take off and it's electronics that control the tilt rotors work..But yes it can..
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09/06/2012 11:30 AM
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Fuck it, I believe it...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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09/06/2012 11:34 AM
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the mossad numbers stations have been chattering for three days now. Something is up.
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09/06/2012 11:34 AM
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Fuck it, I believe it...
 Quoting: Saddletramp

You better believe it!
We're in the fallout shelter now.
Looks like we will be for the next 48 hours.
My boss is getting tired of me taking time off.
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09/06/2012 11:39 AM
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Fuck it, I believe it...
 Quoting: Saddletramp

You better believe it!
We're in the fallout shelter now.
Looks like we will be for the next 48 hours.
My boss is getting tired of me taking time off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2912962


Wow, you get great internet for being in a fallout shelter...
You have maid service too?
In-Situ
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Cant belive there are people who think this is maybe real..sigh! But its entertaining indeed..please post more often OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23287442


. . . you have to admit SOMETHING is about to happen, because just look at the Stock Market and gold:
[link to www.marketwatch.com]

But then, of course, if youarenot a stock market watcher then looking at it will be meaningless for you, so you may as well just go suck an egg . . .
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09/06/2012 11:44 AM
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Protocol 7500 is Hi Jack , Shutting down comms to assets in theater is basically cutting communications to possible cia or other ghost ops on ground in possible hostile enviroment . This is either some really good H. G. Wells type stuff , or this is real since the posts are obviously comming from sea !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21490829


false flag set up: simulated or real life

with the confusion, mid tier ops personell get none the wiser.

admin EXEC level policy capture, and NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
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09/06/2012 11:46 AM
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THE BADGER IS IN THE WASHING MACHINE
REPEAT
THE BADGER IS IN THE WASHING MACHINE
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Fuck it, I believe it...
 Quoting: Saddletramp

You better believe it!
We're in the fallout shelter now.
Looks like we will be for the next 48 hours.
My boss is getting tired of me taking time off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2912962


Wow, you get great internet for being in a fallout shelter...
You have maid service too?
 Quoting: In-Situ


Are you shitting me?
We have DSL wired up down here, and DISH too.
I used Cat 5 cable for the DSL and coax for
the satellite.
What planet are you from?
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09/06/2012 11:47 AM
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CLARION REQUESTS FROM RAF DESIGNATE THAT DESIGNATION "EXERCISE SHAHEEN STAR" BE CHANGED TO "OPERATION SHAHEEN STAR". VOTE IN PROGRESS.
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09/06/2012 11:50 AM
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So- in the interest of checking other sources- I went looking around. RT is down.
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09/06/2012 11:50 AM
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Can we get a Fandango Ranger Backside Intel confirmation on this?

Plais socks! Plaid socks!
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09/06/2012 11:51 AM
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THE BADGER IS IN THE WASHING MACHINE
REPEAT
THE BADGER IS IN THE WASHING MACHINE
 Quoting: TXtoasted


Don't say it if you don't mean it.
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Protocol 7500 is Hi Jack , Shutting down comms to assets in theater is basically cutting communications to possible cia or other ghost ops on ground in possible hostile enviroment . This is either some really good H. G. Wells type stuff , or this is real since the posts are obviously comming from sea !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21490829


Interesting..Is there not a new tv or movie about a hijacked nuke vessel..Why would you say they are coming from the sea..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR



Thinking the posts are commin from sea as there is no location on OP's posts . Plus if pentagon is really shutting down comms , there may not be any more posts from OP .

On another not the Stennis is the flagship for carrie battle group 3 and is accompanied by 4 destroyers , a cruiser and a supply boat . Their role is to work as a forward deployed force providing a deterrent force as well as serving to protect U.S. interests abroad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21490829


theres it is, theres our 9/11 event, false flag nuclear strike from a hijacked mlitary vessel...

might as well, we all know they're full of shit anyway.
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09/06/2012 11:52 AM
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Fuck it, I believe it...
 Quoting: Saddletramp

You better believe it!
We're in the fallout shelter now.
Looks like we will be for the next 48 hours.
My boss is getting tired of me taking time off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2912962


Wow, you get great internet for being in a fallout shelter...
You have maid service too?
 Quoting: In-Situ


Are you shitting me?
We have DSL wired up down here, and DISH too.
I used Cat 5 cable for the DSL and coax for
the satellite.
What planet are you from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2912962


And we have a dedicated generator that I converted to
propane, run off our 500 gallon propane tank,
so unless a nuke goes way off target, we'll sit
out the first few months of WWIII nice and cozy in our
underground habitat for humanity.
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SECOND CONFERENCE (CONFIRMED BY PENTAGON SOURCES) NOW ON U.S.S. ENTERPRISE DECK. ALL 6 STAR AND 5 STARS ATTENDING.

DO NOT, REPEAT DO NOT LOOK IN THIS DIRECTION WITHOUT EYE PROTECTION!!!!

PRIMARY AND SECONDARY ARE NOW CONFIRMED. STAND BY, WILL BE PUT INTO EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.

CODEWORD IS "PLAID SOCKS", REPEAT "PLAID SOCKS"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19542178


No Such Thing As 6 stars and IF there is an active 5 Star, there's only ONE, usually during times of war.
THE INQUISADOR

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09/06/2012 11:53 AM
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THE BADGER IS IN THE WASHING MACHINE
REPEAT
THE BADGER IS IN THE WASHING MACHINE
 Quoting: TXtoasted


Don't say it if you don't mean it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22879468


Gonna be one PISSED Badger..
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SCOTLAND FOREVER
America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail..
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Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on
Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE.
Murphy is my patron Saint.
I SIGN MY NEG KARMA
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You better believe it!
We're in the fallout shelter now.
Looks like we will be for the next 48 hours.
My boss is getting tired of me taking time off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2912962


Wow, you get great internet for being in a fallout shelter...
You have maid service too?
 Quoting: In-Situ


Are you shitting me?
We have DSL wired up down here, and DISH too.
I used Cat 5 cable for the DSL and coax for
the satellite.
What planet are you from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2912962


And we have a dedicated generator that I converted to
propane, run off our 500 gallon propane tank,
so unless a nuke goes way off target, we'll sit
out the first few months of WWIII nice and cozy in our
underground habitat for humanity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2912962


Shit, listening to you guys I'm behind on my preps!!!

I just have a case of slim jims and a bottle of dasani water in my storm shelter...assuming the rats haven't eaten the slim jims...

Of course I could always eat the rats...assuming their not poisonous from eating slim jims...

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 09/06/2012 11:56 AM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"





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