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Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!

 
Dorris
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09/06/2012 01:41 PM
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Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`

Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris
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09/06/2012 01:43 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
Please do - don't let the truth be stifled, I will pray for you, if this is legit
Dorris (OP)
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09/06/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
I am going to tell all to the world,

they can not win!
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09/06/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
If you will...
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I am going to tell all to the world,

they can not win!
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Please tell us..
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09/06/2012 01:47 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
whatever
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09/06/2012 01:47 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
Just take your lithium, have a cuppa tea ... and RELAX!
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09/06/2012 01:47 PM
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09/06/2012 01:49 PM

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Which movie is that? Sounds good.
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09/06/2012 01:49 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
its ok friend you can hide out under my front porch for a while,ill supply shortwave radios and foil hats
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09/06/2012 01:49 PM
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It was a geeses...
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09/06/2012 01:50 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
OK, we've been baited, now reel us in already
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09/06/2012 01:52 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
No they're not.

If they were actually AFTER YOU, you wouldn't be HERE any longer...especially with the amount of fear that you have.

Secondly, I think you need to stay off the meth. Quit cold turkey NOW.

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 09/06/2012 01:53 PM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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OK, we've been baited, now reel us in already
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21201441


Slow Doom day so far.. so lets get at it OP..We gotta know what we are facing..
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris
 Quoting: Dorris 10917219


so, how the fuck did she write the letter if she was dead?
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They got her.....

lurk

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Don't need to tell the whole world. Just start here at GLP. We'll take care of the rest... scheming
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar, well it eats you."
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris
 Quoting: Dorris 10917219


so, how the fuck did she write the letter if she was dead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


Better question is...why would they leave a note threatening her life if they had already KILLED HER.

The OP is an idiot of epic proportions.

Let me correct all that though...Evidently the OP's name is Dorris and the friend that she found dead, is merely...just a casualty for the real PRIZE of getting DORRIS!!!

putin

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 09/06/2012 01:56 PM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
yea GLP is the place you must go because your scared for your life.... if they wanted you, you would already be gone. There is no "waiting" for them to get you.

not even a funny read either
Serenity777

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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
yea GLP is the place you must go because your scared for your life.... if they wanted you, you would already be gone. There is no "waiting" for them to get you.

not even a funny read either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20480421


clappa
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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09/06/2012 01:58 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
Like if we knew about it we could somehow prepare for:

"an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year".


My guess is it'll be a cakewalk for any alien race who can easily travel to Earth through space/time.

Heck, with the amount of stupidity shown lately by humans, Ducks might be able to conquer the earth if they wanted.
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Don't need to tell the whole world. Just start here at GLP. We'll take care of the rest... scheming
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Of Course we will..grinning
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09/06/2012 02:00 PM
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They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`

Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris
 Quoting: Dorris 10917219


You go dorris shout it out loud!!!!!!!!!!
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Like if we knew about it we could somehow prepare for:

"an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year".


My guess is it'll be a cakewalk for any alien race who can easily travel to Earth through space/time.

Heck, with the amount of stupidity shown lately by humans, Ducks might be able to conquer the earth if they wanted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19333122


OMG..It's Ducks..Ducks from the planet Quacker..We better have a BILL ready for them.
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09/06/2012 02:03 PM
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Dont worry your out of their jurisdiction.
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09/06/2012 02:08 PM
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OMG..It's Ducks..Ducks from the planet Quacker..We better have a BILL ready for them.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


"Where is Cleveland?"
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09/06/2012 02:12 PM
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Guess they musta got her.No post.
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OMG..It's Ducks..Ducks from the planet Quacker..We better have a BILL ready for them.
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"Where is Cleveland?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19333122


Some say it is in Ohio, some say it sank 10.000 years ago..Other legends exist as to is real location..Sort of like the Atlantis of Middle North America.
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
I am going to tell all to the world,

they can not win!
 Quoting: Dorris 10917219


Then tell us Dorris! Before you're suicided!

Humanity deserve a chance!
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`

Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris
 Quoting: Dorris 10917219


Hostile to whom exactly?
The Establishment? The Company? The Group?
or
everyone else

Food for thought.