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Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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@Dorris - nice start. I was looking forward to one of those extra long tales...


All joking aside, I worked with two retired RAF guys who were both visited by MIB after they'd seen a UFO.

The MIBs gave them a heavy warning not to speak about it.
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Why could they not speak about it?
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09/06/2012 04:44 PM
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Only a single line of dialogue survives from Fire-Bringer: "Quiet, where need is; and talking to the point."

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09/06/2012 05:12 PM
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lol this OP is the same fucktard that posts similar stories every week, some months ago he was a 'Roswell' witness.

whatever

ban this retard already sigh...
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09/06/2012 05:15 PM
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09/06/2012 05:18 PM
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So looking forward to this movie!
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/06/2012 05:31 PM
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I have just got back

Dorris is dead, i dont know what to do :(
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09/06/2012 05:35 PM
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I have just got back

Dorris is dead, i dont know what to do :(
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Probably should start by calling the police. Maybe let close relatives and friends know about her passing. You know, stuff like that.
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09/06/2012 05:37 PM
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Which movie is that? Sounds good.
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09/06/2012 05:40 PM
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@Dorris - nice start. I was looking forward to one of those extra long tales...


All joking aside, I worked with two retired RAF guys who were both visited by MIB after they'd seen a UFO.

The MIBs gave them a heavy warning not to speak about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19198791


Why could they not speak about it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23273509



The one guy told me that the MIBs had 'reminded' him about the Official Secrets Act he'd signed as a military NCO.

The guy was very pissed off about it cos he was out of the RAF by then and his sighting took place when he'd become civilian.

So he reckoned he wasn't bound by the OSA oath. He just went ahead and told everyone all about it.

Also, I suppose that, as a career RAF NCO and a totally down to earth, reliable guy, his report of something not of this earth was very credible.

I still have no doubt at all that he and his mate saw some sort of UFO/ET craft. Another thing that is strange about their sighting is that it never made it into the MOD's 'disclosure' list.
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I hear knocking on the door! hammering on the door
its getting louder!

They wont stop me, i...... !
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Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 05:01 AM
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Bernard Schnitzel!!! Old buddy old pal... How unfortunate to now have your wife abducted for the second time!!! YOu had people feeling sorry for you in that last stupid thread you created... Boy, you must have watched WAY too many X-files episodes. GO write a Science Fiction novel!!!
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You are all sick in the head!

My wife Dorris has been abducted! all i have is her hat! I am going to alert the neighbourhood and we are going to go search for her!

If we dont get Dorris back, i will disclose the secrets she discovered whilst working on her projects with regards to ufos and ets to the world!

They wont stop me, and i must find Dorris before it is too late!!
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09/07/2012 05:02 AM
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Now if you had said BLACK men are after you...lol

Juuuust kidding. Not racial, just a play on words.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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Okay so herbert, florence, arthur, brenda and walter will be here soon, we will be scouring the neighbourhood and surrounding fields looking for traces of Dorris.

We need you at glp to help us, Dorris has gone missing because she threatened to disclose the et truth to the world, we need to find her!
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09/07/2012 05:03 AM
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another one of these.
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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Now if you had said BLACK men are after you...lol

Juuuust kidding. Not racial, just a play on words.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Wow, my wife has gone missing, disapeared if you will, yet you find it appropriate to make jokes?

Shame on you!!
Thor's Hamster

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09/07/2012 05:06 AM
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Is one dark complected with beady, sleepy cow eyes; and the other one lighter complected, older, with the face of a buzzard?

Do they answer to the names Will and Tommy?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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09/07/2012 05:06 AM
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They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris
 Quoting: Dorris 10917219


so, how the fuck did she write the letter if she was dead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


Better question is...why would they leave a note threatening her life if they had already KILLED HER.

The OP is an idiot of epic proportions.


Let me correct all that though...Evidently the OP's name is Dorris and the friend that she found dead, is merely...just a casualty for the real PRIZE of getting DORRIS!!!

putin
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that made perfect sense to me

u like the idiot of epic proportions no the OP
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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i have just uploaded a photo of Dorris

this is her in her hat


[link to postimage.org]
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09/07/2012 05:08 AM
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Just to recap, my wife Dorris made this thread last night after her friend was killed, she threatened to speak out about the et truth,
then came back and i thought Dorris was killed, but realised she had only been captured, they took all her belongings except for her hat!

here is a photo of dorris

[link to postimage.org]
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 05:23 AM
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Seriously is nobody paying any attention to what i am saying!

Shame on all of you! a good woman has gone missing!!!!
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09/07/2012 05:32 AM
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Eat my butt dude
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09/07/2012 05:35 AM
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Spill the secrets bro. The MIB is waiten to tazer your ass.
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:(
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09/07/2012 05:36 AM
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What state are you in?
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09/07/2012 05:50 AM
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What state are you in?
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Me? The state of laughter at the moment over this thread.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 05:53 AM
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Right our friends are here we are going to go search for Dorris now, we have a tracker dog, and are giving it the hat to see if it can bring up the scent.

I am also taking a shotgun with me, just in case

I will update all of you. please pray for me and Dorris
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 06:05 AM
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No replies still? what the fuck is wrong with all of you
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09/07/2012 06:09 AM
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Bernard Schnitzel!!! Old buddy old pal... How unfortunate to now have your wife abducted for the second time!!! YOu had people feeling sorry for you in that last stupid thread you created... Boy, you must have watched WAY too many X-files episodes. GO write a Science Fiction novel!!!
 Quoting: zoi_98



You are all sick in the head!

My wife Dorris has been abducted! all i have is her hat! I am going to alert the neighbourhood and we are going to go search for her!

If we dont get Dorris back, i will disclose the secrets she discovered whilst working on her projects with regards to ufos and ets to the world!

They wont stop me, and i must find Dorris before it is too late!!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


Is it her tinfoil hat? If so, good thing she left it behind when she was abducted, this may have saved your life. Put on the hat, click your heels together, and say three times "there's no place like home home on the range."
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09/07/2012 06:12 AM
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Back from your holiday in the French Alps already.
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09/07/2012 06:14 AM
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Okay so herbert, florence, arthur, brenda and walter will be here soon, we will be scouring the neighbourhood and surrounding fields looking for traces of Dorris.

We need you at glp to help us, Dorris has gone missing because she threatened to disclose the et truth to the world, we need to find her!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


But first, you need to disclose the truth to the world since she doesn't seem to be able to do it herself anymore.

Make sure you're wearing her special hat before you do this though, it will protect you.

Also, pics or it isn't happening.

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