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Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 06:16 AM
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I have just got back

Dorris is dead, i dont know what to do :(
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wow that sounds convincing. lol....
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09/07/2012 06:18 AM
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What state are you in?
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I'm in the state of suspended disbelief.
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09/07/2012 06:20 AM
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What state are you in?
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Me? The state of laughter at the moment over this thread.
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lmfao. Good one. I like how she goes from dead to were gonna find her. All he has is her hat! lol
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09/07/2012 06:22 AM
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I have just got back

Dorris is dead, i dont know what to do :(
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


wow that sounds convincing. lol....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1515187


Even more convincing as her husband and her friends are going out to look for her with a tracker dog after her death was announced.
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09/07/2012 06:25 AM
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Daaaaah, which way did he go george, which way did he go.
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09/07/2012 06:25 AM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
No replies still? what the fuck is wrong with all of you
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This lets the cat out of the bag.
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09/07/2012 06:27 AM
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OP should be back soon, shouldn't take too long to find a dead person (Dorris) who couldn't have gotten that far in that short of a time, or in that condition.
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09/07/2012 06:33 AM
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They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`

Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris
 Quoting: Dorris 10917219


Another UK disinfo psy op.

Whats with all the UK alien content from brit intel lately?
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 06:37 AM
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What state are you in?
 Quoting: Michael 9720208


Me? The state of laughter at the moment over this thread.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


lmfao. Good one. I like how she goes from dead to were gonna find her. All he has is her hat! lol
 Quoting: Michael 9720208


When i got back to the house i found a body on the floor (i couldnt bear to look) and assumed it was Dorris, however upon closer inspection it was not Dorris who was dead, it was her friend that she wrote about in the op who had been murdered.
Dorris brought the body back here.

Whilst this is a relief, i am still struggling to cope with my anxiety and fear at what has happened to Dorris
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 06:43 AM
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I hope my post above explains the confusion between her being alive and captured.

We have been out the last half an hour searching for her and have found nothing, we may have to ring the police
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09/07/2012 06:43 AM
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What state are you in?
 Quoting: Michael 9720208


Me? The state of laughter at the moment over this thread.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


lmfao. Good one. I like how she goes from dead to were gonna find her. All he has is her hat! lol
 Quoting: Michael 9720208


When i got back to the house i found a body on the floor (i couldnt bear to look) and assumed it was Dorris, however upon closer inspection it was not Dorris who was dead, it was her friend that she wrote about in the op who had been murdered.
Dorris brought the body back here.

Whilst this is a relief, i am still struggling to cope with my anxiety and fear at what has happened to Dorris
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


So her friend was a ... pardon the expression ... 'dead ringer' for Dorris then?

Does this mean Dorris was cloned, d'ya think? Also seems like she was pretty strong to carry her dead friend back to your place, maybe Dorris was replaced by some bionic thing?

So did you find any trace of Dorris yet? And whatever have you done about her friend's body!
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 06:47 AM
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I asked Cleverbot:

User: What happened to Dorris.

Cleverbot: I think he drowned.

User: Oh that's awful. Do you have any idea where?

Cleverbot: You not clever are you?

User: No I'm not, that's why I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if your alive if I don't know if I am or not.

User: Well let's think about Dorris for a bit. What was he or she going to disclose?

Cleverbot: Food. Water. Shelter.
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09/07/2012 06:52 AM
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Yep, which means they nabbed Dorris and brought her to the MIB bunker deep in the ground. Most likely replacing her with a clone. I wouldn't go looking for her!
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09/07/2012 06:54 AM
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I asked Cleverbot:

User: What happened to Dorris.

Cleverbot: I think he drowned.

User: Oh that's awful. Do you have any idea where?

Cleverbot: You not clever are you?

User: No I'm not, that's why I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if your alive if I don't know if I am or not.

User: Well let's think about Dorris for a bit. What was he or she going to disclose?

Cleverbot: Food. Water. Shelter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18903943


Very funny!

My wife has gone missing, captured if you will, and you have the nerve to make jokes? SHAME ON YOU!
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09/07/2012 07:00 AM
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I asked Cleverbot:

User: What happened to Dorris.

Cleverbot: I think he drowned.

User: Oh that's awful. Do you have any idea where?

Cleverbot: You not clever are you?

User: No I'm not, that's why I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if your alive if I don't know if I am or not.

User: Well let's think about Dorris for a bit. What was he or she going to disclose?

Cleverbot: Food. Water. Shelter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18903943


Very funny!

My wife has gone missing, captured if you will, and you have the nerve to make jokes? SHAME ON YOU!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


Hmmm and you, Mr Dorris, sit there typing while her dead friend lies on the floor behind you, and while she is missing?

'Nuff said.
Ming the Merciless
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09/07/2012 07:03 AM
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We have your Doris.
She is well but missing her hat.
Do not try to find her or we will abduct you and all your possesions and leave just your slippers.

Our invasion plans will not be interupted.

Not even Flash Gordon can save your puny planet now.
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 07:04 AM
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I asked Cleverbot:

User: What happened to Dorris.

Cleverbot: I think he drowned.

User: Oh that's awful. Do you have any idea where?

Cleverbot: You not clever are you?

User: No I'm not, that's why I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if your alive if I don't know if I am or not.

User: Well let's think about Dorris for a bit. What was he or she going to disclose?

Cleverbot: Food. Water. Shelter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18903943


Very funny!

My wife has gone missing, captured if you will, and you have the nerve to make jokes? SHAME ON YOU!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


Hmmm and you, Mr Dorris, sit there typing while her dead friend lies on the floor behind you, and while she is missing?

'Nuff said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18903943


Hmm you do have a point, i am going to bury the body now
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09/07/2012 07:13 AM
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I asked Cleverbot:

User: What happened to Dorris.

Cleverbot: I think he drowned.

User: Oh that's awful. Do you have any idea where?

Cleverbot: You not clever are you?

User: No I'm not, that's why I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if your alive if I don't know if I am or not.

User: Well let's think about Dorris for a bit. What was he or she going to disclose?

Cleverbot: Food. Water. Shelter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18903943


Very funny!

My wife has gone missing, captured if you will, and you have the nerve to make jokes? SHAME ON YOU!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219



Dude, may I call you dude? Based on Dorris' picture I'm guessing you're from a generation that did/does not use the word dude.

Anyways, what is going on with your fixation on the phrase "...if you will..."

??

You've used it like 20 times, as did "Dorris" in her OP...

also this is a silly thread, and I'm bored enough to play along : [
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09/07/2012 07:27 AM
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Pls pin this
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I asked Cleverbot:

User: What happened to Dorris.

Cleverbot: I think he drowned.

User: Oh that's awful. Do you have any idea where?

Cleverbot: You not clever are you?

User: No I'm not, that's why I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if your alive if I don't know if I am or not.

User: Well let's think about Dorris for a bit. What was he or she going to disclose?

Cleverbot: Food. Water. Shelter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18903943


Very funny!

My wife has gone missing, captured if you will, and you have the nerve to make jokes? SHAME ON YOU!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219



Dude, may I call you dude? Based on Dorris' picture I'm guessing you're from a generation that did/does not use the word dude.

Anyways, what is going on with your fixation on the phrase "...if you will..."

??

You've used it like 20 times, as did "Dorris" in her OP...

also this is a silly thread, and I'm bored enough to play along : [
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4738313


I have a name, my name is Bernard and i am Dorris`s husband.

Second of all, how dare you make fun of the way i type!

I am a well known Doctor in my town, and i have a lot of respect and a good reputation, so i would rather you did not speak down to me like that.

I am contemplating right now whether to call the police or not.

Several of our friends are out searching fields looking for more traces of Dorris
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09/07/2012 07:32 AM
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why would they take her to a field? hypothetically speaking, it'd make more sense to kidnap and go elsewhere.

and my, Bernard, you are quite a sensitive fellow, I don't see how i was talking down to you, I was truly curious about your use of the same phrase over and over again. Also, do you think that because you are a doctor, you deserve special treatment from others? Do you consider non-doctors to be of a lower station in life?
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09/07/2012 07:35 AM
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and my, Bernard, you are quite a sensitive fellow, I don't see how i was talking down to you,
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I am sorry i am just going through a traumatic time right now :(
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09/07/2012 07:38 AM
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apology accepted Bernard, godspeed to your search party, or speed of the gods if you will
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09/07/2012 07:41 AM
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gayest thread ever, if you will.
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09/07/2012 07:42 AM
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apology accepted Bernard, godspeed to your search party, or speed of the gods if you will
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Thank you, that means a lot to me, maybe you would like to join the search party
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09/07/2012 07:51 AM
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apology accepted Bernard, godspeed to your search party, or speed of the gods if you will
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Thank you, that means a lot to me, maybe you would like to join the search party
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


yes, I'll use my tele-ka-whatsis powers to scan the fields near your location. *woa-wo-woa-wo-wahhhh-wa-woooooaaa* that's what it sounds like when I'm being psychic.... I'll let you know if i find anything of use
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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I am back, what we have just found shocked me!

We found Dorris`s handbag and clothes strewn over the fields, we found a note written in blood saying, `Dorris has been taken, you are next`

I cant even type this properly as i am trembling

I need your help, assistance if you will,

Bernard
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Dorris`s husband again here, i am worried i need help now
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09/07/2012 10:30 AM
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God I hate corny murder mystery theatre... Especially when OP knows the whole plot, and is baiting us along until he deems it's time for us to get the disclosure. Mr. Schnitzel... Shame on YOU!!! You should have changed the theatre to a different location, rather than bait us along with the same shit "Oh where is my poor Dorris?" & "All I have left of her is her hat"
it's Time......
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Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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Update.. the police have been called and will be coming to investigae the dissapearance of Dorris

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