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Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!

 
THE INQUISADOR

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09/07/2012 11:40 AM

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Okay so herbert, florence, arthur, brenda and walter will be here soon, we will be scouring the neighbourhood and surrounding fields looking for traces of Dorris.

We need you at glp to help us, Dorris has gone missing because she threatened to disclose the et truth to the world, we need to find her!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


But first, you need to disclose the truth to the world since she doesn't seem to be able to do it herself anymore.

Make sure you're wearing her special hat before you do this though, it will protect you.

Also, pics or it isn't happening.
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Facebook upload..funny
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09/07/2012 11:41 AM
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I am back, what we have just found shocked me!

We found Dorris`s handbag and clothes strewn over the fields, we found a note written in blood saying, `Dorris has been taken, you are next`

I cant even type this properly as i am trembling

I need your help, assistance if you will,

Bernard
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


Yes,

you're right.

You do need help.
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 12:42 PM
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Okay as i am angry about her disapearance, i am revealing what Dorris saw in the documents!

An et invasion is planned for 15th december 2012!
Twenty foot tall reptilian aliens will come to earth and enslave mankind!
Those who survive will become slaves to the aliens.

The elite on earth have already made plans for refuge underground, to sit out the year of occupation, but there are no plans for any regular people to survive.

It is this new that Dorris`s friend tried to get out but paid with her life!
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09/07/2012 12:48 PM
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09/07/2012 12:54 PM
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omg.. im feeling so stupid right now..
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 12:56 PM
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Dorris is with us on the submarine.

She's having a good time with Doug, Sam, Bob, Carl, Brenda and Sal. Where did she get the black eye if I may ask?
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09/07/2012 01:23 PM

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You heard it first on glp. Dorris may be dead now. Warned!

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09/07/2012 01:24 PM

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Okay as i am angry about her disapearance, i am revealing what Dorris saw in the documents!

An et invasion is planned for 15th december 2012!
Twenty foot tall reptilian aliens will come to earth and enslave mankind!
Those who survive will become slaves to the aliens.

The elite on earth have already made plans for refuge underground, to sit out the year of occupation, but there are no plans for any regular people to survive.

It is this new that Dorris`s friend tried to get out but paid with her life!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


20 foot tall? They won't have any chairs and shit that fit them. I suppose they can beam them down.

halbird2
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09/07/2012 02:13 PM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
Okay as i am angry about her disapearance, i am revealing what Dorris saw in the documents!

An et invasion is planned for 15th december 2012!
Twenty foot tall reptilian aliens will come to earth and enslave mankind!
Those who survive will become slaves to the aliens.

The elite on earth have already made plans for refuge underground, to sit out the year of occupation, but there are no plans for any regular people to survive.

It is this new that Dorris`s friend tried to get out but paid with her life!
 Quoting: Dorris`s husband!!! 10917219


dang it ill have to celebrate the holidays early i guess. awhore
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2012 02:49 PM
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It's not all bad then, I've heard reptilian aliens taste just like chicken. Breaded, and fried or shake 'n' bake? Maybe broasted with bar-b-q sauce?? ;)
Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 03:37 PM
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Well 24 hours since Dorris` dissapearance and i am still no closer to the truth :(
Michael
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09/07/2012 03:57 PM
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Dats a big ass Repti.
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09/07/2012 03:59 PM
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Dorris`s husband!!! (OP)
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09/07/2012 08:57 PM
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:(
Raymond Brown (OP)
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03/15/2013 02:31 PM
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Poor Dorris, she didnt stand a chance :(

We still havent found her
iBryson

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03/18/2013 10:09 AM
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We Must have KICKED Alien ASS! Because its NOW March 2013!

And I don't see any invasion force!

So Doris the only reason they wanted you to keep your mouth shut is because they didn't YOU warning those aliens that WE ARE the MOTHERFUCKING Champions!
Homo Schlomo
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03/18/2013 10:14 AM
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Huh? Men in black after you? Got KY? 5a
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03/20/2013 08:21 PM
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Like if we knew about it we could somehow prepare for:

"an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year".


My guess is it'll be a cakewalk for any alien race who can easily travel to Earth through space/time.

Heck, with the amount of stupidity shown lately by humans, Ducks might be able to conquer the earth if they wanted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19333122


OMG..It's Ducks..Ducks from the planet Quacker..We better have a BILL ready for them.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


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03/20/2013 09:32 PM
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hay dorris learn everything you can about gang stalking because that is what thay are doing and if thay threaten a member or your family take make sure you are on some kind of cemera or video survalace that way thay cant blame it on you if anything happens to any family members so you have proff we are watching anybody being attacked by the men in black ? or are we ?
badsnake
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03/22/2013 12:17 AM
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this is the same thang you did and sed a year ago you could of came up with a difrent story your a joake Thread: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!! (Page 3)
Defj@m

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03/22/2013 01:00 AM
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hay dorris learn everything you can about gang stalking because that is what thay are doing and if thay threaten a member or your family take make sure you are on some kind of cemera or video survalace that way thay cant blame it on you if anything happens to any family members so you have proff we are watching anybody being attacked by the men in black ? or are we ?
 Quoting: andrewbriannoles@gmail.com 35996780


Paranoid much there buddy? That's aside from the fact that this thread was created by a sad, attention whoring loser who feels the need to make shit up as he/she is too unintelligent to discuss the many real issues out there.
When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all
InCogNeatOh

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03/22/2013 01:30 AM
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Re: Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!
This is so fucking lame.

Give up dude, you're pathetic.

And so are your other threads.

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