Men in black are after me! please read i dont have long!!!!

I have just got back

Dorris is dead, i dont know what to do :(

What state are you in?

Me? The state of laughter at the moment over this thread.

wow that sounds convincing. lol....

No replies still? what the fuck is wrong with all of you

They will have to kill me to stop me, they are not going to win!

I am writing this with tears in my eyes, for it may be the last message i write, my name is Dorris Smith, i worked for a major organisation who supplied governments with extra terrestrial intelligence, artifacts and helped them back engineer technology.

A few months ago, myself and a few co-workers found out about an incoming hostile takeover scheduled for the end of this year, and felt we could not keep quite anymore, silent if you will, we had to speak out before it was too late.

We started speaking to newspapers, magazines etc, but last night i found my friend in her hotel room dead with a letter in her hand saying `dorris keep quiet or you are next`

Well i am not going to let them win, suceeed if you will. I may go down but i will go down fighting!
I am going to tell you everything i learnt and when the forthcoming invasion is planned.!

Humanity deserve a chance!


Dorris

lmfao. Good one. I like how she goes from dead to were gonna find her. All he has is her hat! lol

When i got back to the house i found a body on the floor (i couldnt bear to look) and assumed it was Dorris, however upon closer inspection it was not Dorris who was dead, it was her friend that she wrote about in the op who had been murdered.
Dorris brought the body back here.

Whilst this is a relief, i am still struggling to cope with my anxiety and fear at what has happened to Dorris

I asked Cleverbot:

User: What happened to Dorris.

Cleverbot: I think he drowned.

User: Oh that's awful. Do you have any idea where?

Cleverbot: You not clever are you?

User: No I'm not, that's why I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if your alive if I don't know if I am or not.

User: Well let's think about Dorris for a bit. What was he or she going to disclose?

Cleverbot: Food. Water. Shelter.

Very funny!

My wife has gone missing, captured if you will, and you have the nerve to make jokes? SHAME ON YOU!

Hmmm and you, Mr Dorris, sit there typing while her dead friend lies on the floor behind you, and while she is missing?

'Nuff said.

Very funny!

My wife has gone missing, captured if you will, and you have the nerve to make jokes? SHAME ON YOU!

Dude, may I call you dude? Based on Dorris' picture I'm guessing you're from a generation that did/does not use the word dude.

Anyways, what is going on with your fixation on the phrase "...if you will..."

??

You've used it like 20 times, as did "Dorris" in her OP...

also this is a silly thread, and I'm bored enough to play along : [

and my, Bernard, you are quite a sensitive fellow, I don't see how i was talking down to you,

apology accepted Bernard, godspeed to your search party, or speed of the gods if you will

Thank you, that means a lot to me, maybe you would like to join the search party