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SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!

 
Krazy Effin Ivan
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Sooo Cool! Fetch my slippers, news paper and won't crap in my house. Sold!!
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1 --7.62 Round anywhere in the mechanical will shut or down.Or 1--Louville slugger across the back good night Mr Robot
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Not once they armor it. (expect real-world top speed to be around 45-50mph)

Also, by making all edges of the body sharp, it will simply cut and filter any obstructions it encounters that might clog up its mechanics.

This is the core of what owns us in the future. Flippy flappy agile dogbot idea which, at its core, can chase peasants through the hot-as-hell hills, snow covered mountains, raining-ass rainforests, treacherous jungles, and even the very pits of hell.

It only gets more interesting as time goes on.

It can run!
It can fly!
It can swim!
It can call forth a beam of lightning!
It can level your neighborhood in ten new ways you've never seen before!
It can fry eggs, or fry you!
It can be VERY convincing!
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
the original concept from a few years back had fangs like a saber-tooth tiger if i remember right... shocked
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wonder what the best way to mount them,full body mount or just the usual head mount,taxadermist gonna charge more to stuff them im guessingtomatocorse could sell them for scrap metal too
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Fahrenheit 451 dog is born!!!damnedhiding
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That's exactly what I was thinking.
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If we're already at this point with robotics, just think how far the Japanese are ahead of us.

[link to youtu.be]

oh wait, nm.
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
How's it with cunningly concealed holes in the floor?
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Is it bulletproof?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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How's it with cunningly concealed holes in the floor?
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nice....or high voltage
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How's it with cunningly concealed holes in the floor?
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chuckle
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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All you gotta do is kick it over, it can't get back up, haha
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This has been posted here before but i guess its good for those who didn't see it
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I can't wait for the police to replace K9 dogs with robotic cheetahs. Imagine the youtube videos. Police brutality is about to get a lot uglier.
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
A) why make something that runs when something that flies would be so much faster?

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Dronez....

Woa.... looks like one of those robots from Terminator Salvation, just a primitive form.

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Thanks op, reminded me of this i saw awhile ago

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They must have read Snow Crash.
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They better put a self-destruct code in to these monsters otherwise someone will catch one and reprogram it to catch and rape the person who thought it was a good idea to invent this monstrosity in the first place.

Karma's a biatch!
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
Lol one fishing net and it's disabled piss poor design LMFAO!
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I like the way you think.
If fishing nets and beer plastics can screw up live animals this machine is a waste of money.
It's only good for fear tactics.

I would like to see a live "kill" test on a running burglar though. Imagine the fear level of the perp. Priceless!
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
DUDE, have you seen this?!


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fuckthatguy


I feel a lot better now after seeing this. The original/actual video of the Big Dog just freaked me the fuck out. The sound it makes is... ewface
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THIS IS OUR FUTURE. THIS IS HOW WE WILL BE POLICED WHEN WE ARE UNDER MARTIAL LAW.
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
If we're already at this point with robotics, just think how far the Japanese are ahead of us.

[link to youtu.be]

oh wait, nm.
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America has put a lot more money at this than the japanese,what you dont see will fucking kill you,did you see the human like one,he didnt have hands but you just know they have his hand being tested in another lab.
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will it have a set of nasty teeth???
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You can bet on that shit!
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terrifying..one word baby..wait for it...

Shotgun..


Peace
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Can the bastard climb trees????
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That's what the rocket launcher is for.
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Bolas will take them out...no problem...
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^this^
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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we will have big giant robots walking around.
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
A) why make something that runs when something that flies would be so much faster?

B) does this look to anyone else like it is running backwards?
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Something that flies is useless... Human beings are ground bound and use holes and structures to hide from their predators. These guys aren't supported by arms despite what any one who was too dumb to read the article says. These drones are being to design to transverse all terrains, faster than any creature alive, annihilate them and then disappear before any one has any idea what happened.
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
This is freaking me out in every way possible...
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There was a shaman that went into a trance years ago and saw these things chasing people down and terminator robots hunting people. He said it was to exterminate the human race and it was like a war of the worlds type scenario.
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
Lol one fishing net and it's disabled piss poor design LMFAO!
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Sarrah Connor used a press. Just sayin..
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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Re: SKYNET WARNING: New video of DARPA Cheetah robot that is designed to chase human prey; it's faster than Usain Bolt!
here you go guys, One not on a treadmill. Its already being tested as a pack animal in the military.


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