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Seriously? Government warns citizens of 'zombie apocalypse' to urge better emergency plans

 
Justalittlebad
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Seriously? Government warns citizens of 'zombie apocalypse' to urge better emergency plans
WASHINGTON - "The zombies are coming!" the Homeland Security Department says.

Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

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Re: Seriously? Government warns citizens of 'zombie apocalypse' to urge better emergency plans
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Re: Seriously? Government warns citizens of 'zombie apocalypse' to urge better emergency plans
If I was a leader of a goverment, I would say such things to. Sheep will look even more confused if goverment says zombie

They are laughing so hard at us.

For real.

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Re: Seriously? Government warns citizens of 'zombie apocalypse' to urge better emergency plans
This could be a sign of things to come...

Think about it, If they said you need to prepare for Nibiru,Revolution, economical collapse or whatever doomtard you are. Sheeple would go ape shit.

I think this is a way to tell people with common sense that shit is about to get real.


Or it could be away of setting you up. According to the Patriot Act. If you have more than 2 weeks of food or large amount of ammo stored, you could be a terrorist.
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Re: Seriously? Government warns citizens of 'zombie apocalypse' to urge better emergency plans
I'm sure all this spraying going on for West Nile Virus could never be transitioned into another program?
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