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History of Mankind - For Beginners

 
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The Bible is true, and everything in it is what we need to know to live a life pleasing to God and for salvation.

I chose to follow Jesus and His instructions.

If you choose not to, that's your choice as everyone has the ability to make their own decisions in life.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


yes, everyone has the right to choose,
but the ones who know the truth have an
obligation to inform others of the truth.

if you choose to follow the lies,
then you can only blame yourself.

good day friend

I'm out of this thread

best wishes in your journey :)
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The Bible is humanity's base history book.


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That's right!

hf
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We agree and the Spirit of Jesus is with us

Matthew 18:20
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.


hf


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Do you realize the 42 Admonitions of Ma'at predated the 10 commandments?

Of all people to receive this information, it was Moses who came down with the 10 commandments, but yet he was schooled in Egypt where he would have already been familiar with the 42 negative confessions.

What do you think about this?
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13.7 Billion BC****** Universe Big Bang
4.54 Billion BC****** Planet Earth formed


Why did God wait for 10 billion years to create our Earth? Is he not super powerful? What did he do in between?
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It took awhile to gather the materials and bring it all together.


Fri Aug 6/22/12
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Lol .. this is funny. Who do you think creates those "materials"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


The truth of the answer to your question is the answer.

Rev 4:11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.




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Come on ... what do you expect from me by that copy paste from your book. Is that the best you can do to convince me?
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It must be pretty nice being able to shrug off the burden of proof by saying "it was a miracle" and leaving it at that.

Like many, I too would like some real answers, but you'll never get them from religious folk. They have proven time and again that they are unable to think for themselves, which is why they typically answer questions with snippets from the bible rather than an answer in their own words (or like the OP, they say it was a miracle and consider that a satisfactory explanation)

Those that display the ability to think critically and rationally tend to leave the church, as evidenced by others in this thread.
Wouldn't it be great to heal the world, with only a song?
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One thing I can understand from this thread:

- This world is doomed.
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Then from Rome we go to Pope Gregory VIII and the 1582 AD Gregorian calendar and the British Kingdom history and then to King James I sending boats to America which resulted in English speaking America being born and also King James getting the Bible put together then we are all the way to the New Jerusalem calendar in 2012
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What does your drawing mean? And why?
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It means that there is a function within creation that is calibrated toward consciousness growth.

Why?

Mathematical uniformity (pattern recognition) in the form of a fractal.

Everything within nature grows under a fractal form. Physically, and more importantly, spiritually.


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But why 28 October 2011? Why did you choose those milestones? Why did you say IT revolution start 12 years ago? Why did you not choose Earth or solar system birth as milestone? Did you choose milestones and stop date which can create a pattern to be able to answer my question Why did God wait for 10 billion years to create our Earth?

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The most sensible thing Lisa has ever said

Why does God allow good people to suffer? What is suffering? You are assuming that all suffering is bad. Jesus suffered and He saved the world as a result. I've suffered much and have grown from it. If the mountain was smooth, you couldn't climb it. Suffering provides a means to grow, overcome and learn.
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You should change the title of your thread to,

"History of Mankind - for Morons"
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recycle news as always ... her husband must be busy banging someone else again.
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The Bible is humanity's base history book.


 Quoting: Russ


That's right!

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


please put an appendix on bible at the end with a list of how many people we bombed the shit out of them every year.
God will be very proud of christians.
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Another lame and uneducated topic.

History implies a SCIENCE.

There is NOTHING scientific about your bible.

The *real* history of the bible can be found when you follow the facts.

1. Koran codified together by scribes re-writing earlier script.

2. Old testament codified centuries after that.

3. Your "bible" was assembled in 325 AD by a roman Emperor attempting to unify an unweildly Empire with too many religious factions.

The bible was not written by God, it was written and rewritten and interpreted and assembled by men.

That's HISTORY.
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There's an AWESOME documentary on HULU (NOVA channel) about the historical facts of the bible. It's VERY educational, and FASCINATING!
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@Lisa,

I guess you have overlooked this one

How did herbivores eat and survive after the "great flood"? Yes, Noah stored food of all kinds in the ark.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


And now, how did the 2 ants and the 2 anteaters survive after the flood? Anteaters need ants to live and unfortunately there are only 2 left in the whole world. Miracle as well I suppose? :) Oh btw, an anteater eats thousands of ants a day
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The bible was not written by God, it was written and rewritten and interpreted and assembled by men.

That's HISTORY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10566369


The Spirit of God works through people


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What it all boils down to, is who do you believe Jesus Christ is.

Do you believe that He is the Son of Almighty God who came to earth to redeem mankind?

Do you believe that He was God in the flesh who took your place on the cross in order to pay the penalty for the sin that is in you?

Do you believe that He is the only way, that there is no other way to reconcile yourself to God?

No other person in history can make the claims that Jesus Christ made.

No other person in history backed up their claims by doing things no regular human being could do.

The Bible is not just scripture, it is actual recorded historical accounts by eyewitnesses.

Every other founder of every other religion was just a regular human being with a philosophy who convinced others to follow that philosophy. They possessed no power to defy the Laws of Physics.

Anyone can invent a religion, but not anyone can claim to be God and then back it up with the power to control sickness, disease, the weather, the Laws of Physics and even death itself.

And no other person can die in your place except Jesus Christ, because the sacrifice had to be spotless and pure.

Jesus was without sin--He was without spot or blemish, untainted and pure in HIS person and in HIS work.

He was condemned by the law WE broke and He suffered the penalty for that broken law on our behalf.

Now if you choose not to believe that or choose to look for another way, you will remain in your sins--unredeemed.

Truth has been presented to you and no one is forcing you to decide.

What it all boils down to, is who do you believe Jesus Christ is.

" I am THE Way, THE Truth, and THE Life: NO man comes unto the Father, but BY ME.
(John 14:6)
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

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I"m not part of organized religion as it's known on the earth. I don't belong to or attend any church at all.

But, I study, read and pray on my own and I have a personal relationship with God, The Father, Son & Holy Spirit. That's all anyone needs.

If you have turned away from Christ, then I will pray for you. Jesus is the answer, everything else is not.

hf


See Lisa, this is where you keep fucking up!

People spend there whole life thinking Jesus is the answer and then dying thinking he is an utter bastard for being given such a shitty life even though they have stayed faithful to him.

I'm not talking about cosy little american middle class people here, I'm taking about billions of people who live in such terrible conditions with war, starvation, rape, murder etc and praying does absolutely nothing to help them at all.

So your whole theory of praying to christ will 'save you' is flawed because he doesnt save anyone, EVER.

Unless you are talking about being saved in the next life whatever that might be but then what is the point of praying for a good life in the next life? most people pray to be saved from events in this life.

You are one confused puppy I'll give you that.
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But why 28 October 2011?

 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


Because it fits the pattern.

Why did you choose those milestones?
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


I didn't chose them. They are all milestones calibrated toward the growth of human consciousness.

Why did you say IT revolution start 12 years ago?
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


Because it did.

ntrnttmln

Why did you not choose Earth or solar system birth as milestone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


The pattern is calibrated toward the growth of human consciousness.


Did you choose milestones and stop date which can create a pattern to be able to answer my question Why did God wait for 10 billion years to create our Earth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


Again, not of my choosing. What the pattern demonstrates is a function so obvious that it is undeniable. Creation starts simple and slowly and build upon itself in greater complexity.


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@Lisa,

I guess you have overlooked this one

How did herbivores eat and survive after the "great flood"? Yes, Noah stored food of all kinds in the ark.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


And now, how did the 2 ants and the 2 anteaters survive after the flood? Anteaters need ants to live and unfortunately there are only 2 left in the whole world. Miracle as well I suppose? :) Oh btw, an anteater eats thousands of ants a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber

 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


It must have been one big motherfucking ship!

So who helped him build it? It must have taken 1000's to build it, so what happened when Noah finally turned round to them all and said "Thanks for your help but you lot can fuck off, you're not coming on board".

They would have linched him.

Also.

How did all the meat eating animals survive for a year? did they eat the other animals? Did they only get an allowance of 2 for the year?

This story is so flawed in every way possible its actually comical.
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To add to this, You have an agenda, I realise that, you are trying to convert people before its too late. but if you havnt noticed, its not working, name one person from this site you have converted? None I bet.

Please, stick to bible groups, talking to people in your local area etc to do some good, just leave this shit of GLP unless you have something original to tell us.
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Hi Lisa. My name is Ron Richardson and you helped to lead me back to my Redeemer Jesus Christ. Don't give up the good fight.
My old self has been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me. So I live in this earthly body by trusting in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. Galatians 2:20
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To add to this, You have an agenda, I realise that, you are trying to convert people before its too late. but if you havnt noticed, its not working, name one person from this site you have converted? None I bet.

Please, stick to bible groups, talking to people in your local area etc to do some good, just leave this shit of GLP unless you have something original to tell us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1297880

Hi Lisa. My name is Ron Richardson and you helped to lead me back to my Redeemer Jesus Christ. Don't give up the good fight.
My old self has been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me. So I live in this earthly body by trusting in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. Galatians 2:20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21682593


Yes Lisa, You have also helped me.
Your Grace, Gentleness, Dignity, Integrity and Truth radiate through your sharing.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
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To add to this, You have an agenda, I realise that, you are trying to convert people before its too late. but if you havnt noticed, its not working, name one person from this site you have converted? None I bet.

Please, stick to bible groups, talking to people in your local area etc to do some good, just leave this shit of GLP unless you have something original to tell us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1297880

Hi Lisa. My name is Ron Richardson and you helped to lead me back to my Redeemer Jesus Christ. Don't give up the good fight.
My old self has been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me. So I live in this earthly body by trusting in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. Galatians 2:20
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You were already a christian you dipshit. the clue was in 'LEAD ME BACK'.
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But why 28 October 2011?

 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


Because it fits the pattern.
 Quoting: BOWMAN

That's it. Because the milestones and end date are chosen to supposedly fit a "pattern".

Why did you say IT revolution start 12 years ago?
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


Because it did.

ntrnttmln
 Quoting: BOWMAN

Do you know what date corresponds to 12.8 years before 28 October 2011 and what's happened on that date which contributes to IT revolution?

Why did you not choose Earth or solar system birth as milestone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


The pattern is calibrated toward the growth of human consciousness.
 Quoting: BOWMAN

Is Earth creation not important for human?
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To add to this, You have an agenda, I realise that, you are trying to convert people before its too late. but if you havnt noticed, its not working, name one person from this site you have converted? None I bet.

Please, stick to bible groups, talking to people in your local area etc to do some good, just leave this shit of GLP unless you have something original to tell us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1297880

Hi Lisa. My name is Ron Richardson and you helped to lead me back to my Redeemer Jesus Christ. Don't give up the good fight.
My old self has been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me. So I live in this earthly body by trusting in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. Galatians 2:20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21682593


Yes Lisa, You have also helped me.
Your Grace, Gentleness, Dignity, Integrity and Truth radiate through your sharing.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1053878


FFS, you were already a bible basher you fucking div.
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@Lisa,

I guess you have overlooked this one

How did herbivores eat and survive after the "great flood"? Yes, Noah stored food of all kinds in the ark.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


And now, how did the 2 ants and the 2 anteaters survive after the flood? Anteaters need ants to live and unfortunately there are only 2 left in the whole world. Miracle as well I suppose? :) Oh btw, an anteater eats thousands of ants a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber

 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


It must have been one big motherfucking ship!

So who helped him build it? It must have taken 1000's to build it, so what happened when Noah finally turned round to them all and said "Thanks for your help but you lot can fuck off, you're not coming on board".

They would have linched him.

Also.

How did all the meat eating animals survive for a year? did they eat the other animals? Did they only get an allowance of 2 for the year?

This story is so flawed in every way possible its actually comical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1297880


And Lisa or Russ or other bible believers for this matter prefer to avoid the question.
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The bible was not written by God, it was written and rewritten and interpreted and assembled by men.

That's HISTORY.
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The Spirit of God works through people


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PEOPLE are full of errors and lies.

History is dominated by power hungry PEOPLE.
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@Lisa,

I guess you have overlooked this one

...


And now, how did the 2 ants and the 2 anteaters survive after the flood? Anteaters need ants to live and unfortunately there are only 2 left in the whole world. Miracle as well I suppose? :) Oh btw, an anteater eats thousands of ants a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber

 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


It must have been one big motherfucking ship!

So who helped him build it? It must have taken 1000's to build it, so what happened when Noah finally turned round to them all and said "Thanks for your help but you lot can fuck off, you're not coming on board".

They would have linched him.

Also.

How did all the meat eating animals survive for a year? did they eat the other animals? Did they only get an allowance of 2 for the year?

This story is so flawed in every way possible its actually comical.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1297880


And Lisa or Russ or other bible believers for this matter prefer to avoid the question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Subscriber


Noah's Ark was his belief system that society based their new beginning off of after the spiritual flood cleansed the Earth and they had to begin again.

Like my New Jerusalem Ark. Just like in the days of Noah

[link to www.newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Think spiritual


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Title should read:
The fairy tale of mankind: the retarded ramblings of a dumb cunt.

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