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Message Subject History of Mankind - For Beginners
Poster Handle Russ
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@Lisa,

I guess you have overlooked this one

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And now, how did the 2 ants and the 2 anteaters survive after the flood? Anteaters need ants to live and unfortunately there are only 2 left in the whole world. Miracle as well I suppose? :) Oh btw, an anteater eats thousands of ants a day
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It must have been one big motherfucking ship!

So who helped him build it? It must have taken 1000's to build it, so what happened when Noah finally turned round to them all and said "Thanks for your help but you lot can fuck off, you're not coming on board".

They would have linched him.

Also.

How did all the meat eating animals survive for a year? did they eat the other animals? Did they only get an allowance of 2 for the year?

This story is so flawed in every way possible its actually comical.
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And Lisa or Russ or other bible believers for this matter prefer to avoid the question.
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Noah's Ark was his belief system that society based their new beginning off of after the spiritual flood cleansed the Earth and they had to begin again.

Like my New Jerusalem Ark. Just like in the days of Noah

[link to www.newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Think spiritual


Fri Aug 6/22/12
 
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