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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
Enki
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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
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09/07/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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09/07/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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Me, too.

Let's go!!
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09/07/2012 11:30 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Same here... every single one
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Everyone should be able to bring a guest. Lol
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09/07/2012 11:33 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I packing right now
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09/07/2012 11:33 AM
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abduct
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09/07/2012 11:35 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it.

I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already.

Love to all, seems times are changing.

11:11
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09/07/2012 11:36 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
December 23rd 2012, NOT December 21st.

When "nothing happens" on December 21st, don't feel sad, don't give up, don't lower your vibrations.

It was NEVER about December 21st, but about December 23rd
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have lived with greed and selfishness for half a lifetime, only being treated well when i was "making money", my mother will hopefully burn in hell for all the misery put upon us by the man she married. Both only care about money and the material things, both think that a douchebag cheater like Tiger Woods is high on their list of who's great simply because he golfs well, or used to. It is disgusting how people will lie, cheat and steal and then try to hold their heads up in honor for those actions, oh the irony!! Nothing in this world is good except the love we share, which covers a large spectrum.
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09/07/2012 11:37 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
i have those, but no one will ascend.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20894836


I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it.

I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already.

Love to all, seems times are changing.

11:11
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Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver.
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09/07/2012 11:38 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
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09/07/2012 11:43 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
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You're welcome too.
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
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You're welcome too.
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Thanks.
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09/07/2012 11:46 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Damn!!! I am staying
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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Me too! WOO HOO! I'm ready to blow this popsicle stand!
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09/07/2012 11:48 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
i have those, but no one will ascend.
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this
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09/07/2012 11:48 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Not to be an ass...but can't get these symptoms on most drugs :I...

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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Damn!!! I am staying
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Who wants you? I'm going.
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09/07/2012 11:50 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
What color of blob do you think you'll be?
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Believe it or not, every one of them is how I've been feeling for the past couple of years now.
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09/07/2012 11:51 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Buh bye psycho pathic world. Im good to go !

its my birthday too !

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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
abduct

What do you mean 'most likely'? What other conditions are there? peacehf
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
December 23rd 2012, NOT December 21st.

When "nothing happens" on December 21st, don't feel sad, don't give up, don't lower your vibrations.

It was NEVER about December 21st, but about December 23rd
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23347769


Thats my birthday !

Look up December 23, 2007 in GLP search engine.

It was the Grand Cross Alignment that began the Stargate...


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What a bunch of shit.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


What happens if you have all those symptoms and cannot wait until this fake world is dissolved? I am sick of fake people doing what they do only because they are programmed by the Beast. Every book we read is fake. Every part of the media is fake. It is not hard to recognize once a person looks behind the curtain. Every religion is controlled by the Vatican to keep people thinking they are in the right group. People are easy to control by things they have been told. No one wants to wake up.

Peace
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09/07/2012 11:54 AM
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Crap I have all of those symptoms, plus I feel a total disconnect from the world around me, Not even sure if anyone else is real, or what, cognitive dissonance
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
the world will split into two worlds

the light world

and

the dark world

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