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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
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I have more than 12, might be even more than 15 or even 20,
probably 30+ or more.
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I've got the Koolaid !
I packing right now
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What a rolicking crock of shit.

You will "ascend" by December 2012. Meaning if you're a "Christian" obviously. So all the Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, et al, are up Shit Creek in a barbed wire canoe?

And "symptoms". You think the Elite blah blah blah ...

Get off my fucking Internet.
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


10.Finally awoken to the fact that mans(including oneself) greed,vanity,lust,envy,pride,ect.,is leading to our depravity,and finally finds the awakening needed to start sheding themselves of such things.No longer does one desire to participate in the selfishness of materialism,thus fulfilling this maybe.>>>>>Revelation 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.

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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I'd like to add these symptoms of imminent ascension:

1. Constant explosive diahhrea
2. No longer get hard ons
3. enlarged breasts
4. feet smell like corn chips
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Thread: Are you ready for Ascension with our Mother!!!!!!!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I'd like to add these symptoms of imminent ascension:

1. Constant explosive diahhrea
4. feet smell like corn chips
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I'm definitely on the short list.

Or maybe the short bus.
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Interesting name choice OP...
"I stand before the Sun, rise up and see the shape of things to come. It's all the same, it's all the same, it's all the same..."
- Coil
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My Lord, Whose Home Is Water, grant Me the patience and strength to teach Myself the wisdom You bring. Keep Me steady, and please bless Me with serenity. By You, Your Sons, and Mine, I swear I will teach others the wisdom and magick You bestow.

Bring Us all Peace, Love and Long Life.

We Are Kings.

Amen
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I packing right now
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Materialist! ;-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


I've got the Koolaid !
I packing right now
 Quoting: stella stevens

 Quoting: Adamic Seed nli 23320342


just a smart ass i was trying to give
but, I do have most of those symptoms
except, the tv thing. the only show I watch
is the young and restless the rest of the time
it is on the news channel which I listen to in
the background for breaking news
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We are the class that is beyond ready to graduate from duality / earth-school.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Dec. 21 2012 Preparation Jill Renee
FatherMotherGod Amon Ra's picture

By FatherMotherGod... - Posted on 07 September 2012




"On Dec. 21 2012 there will be a pinnacle of frequencies that will be flowing through those that have agreed to be energetic gateways. You will feel this very strongly and very beautifully. The portals within will be flooded with Light and we ask you to enjoy this experience; feeling and appreciating the amazing, unprecedented levels of beauty you will easily see reflected back to you, in everything you experience. No need to fuss and plan which may actually detract from the experience. Be, Be Your Light, for your love of Gaia, your love of humanity, your love of your Cosmic family, your mission, your Self and everything.



The pinnacle begins to build noticeably on Oct. 21 2012 and continues to be felt strongly until Feb. 21 2013; a 4 month wave, cresting on Dec. 21. We are very excited for you and for everyone regarding these important 4 months.



Some of you are feeling a sense of importance to further clear anything you perceive as an obstacle or debris and/or to wrap up things that you may have been delaying yet feel clearly called to do/be. This inner guidance is valuable, as the more free and clear your energy centers and overall energy field can be by Oct. 21 2012, the more fully you can serve your unique role... as a Gateway for the Upliftment Frequencies.



Other humans not activated and not serving as gateways will not have this level of experience. They are likely to feel pressure and constriction as these intensely divine energies trigger further expansion in all things and some have not yet allowed/honored that process. Those in conflict with Self will have a skewed interpretation of the intense energies, likely rooted in fear-based thoughts and programs they have not yet resolved or transmuted.



Others may seem completely unaffected, like absolutely nothing is going on, which will seem even more impossible to those of you soaring in the divine frequencies and to those feeling like the sky is going to fall at any moment. The vast spectrum of experiences will be quite strange and this is likely to continue. Trusting Self is the name of the game in the growing high strangeness of these intermingled timelines and realities.



There is no wrong way to do this so please don't be alarmed as we discuss the importance of these weeks and the 4 month window soon commencing. Simply follow your internal guidance to "clean house" energetically and be as solid in your Light force as you will allow. Nurture Self, making more room, focus, attention and devotion for your own unique God frequencies to Be further manifested within your human-ness. The rest is even more simple... Enjoy the ride, re-membering You are creating it.

Namaste,



The Guardian Council of the Golden Ray shared through Jill Renee Feeler"

Copyright ©2012 by Jill Renee Feeler and Beacon for Lightworkers LLC. This material is protected by US and international copyright and may be distributed freely in its entirety as long as the author’s name and website, www.beaconforlightworkers.com are included.
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All of the above.

Plus i continuously ask myself if this is my projection...as of recent i feel it is nothing more then me projecting out based off my thoughts.... it seems to be getting more bluntly apparent that i am creating all the chaos ...

Maybe due to realizing the above...which causes this projection to start to dematerialize...

Any thoughts on this op/projection?
~the secret to life is to AwakeN before death~(realizing there is no death)~

~How would you approach life if you knew your every thought/emotion dictated every aspect of your projected physical reality?~
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
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Yes to all ... I must be

superman
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5a
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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also:


*You get angered easily, frustrated, stressed, no one else understands and think you are going crazy. you feel trapped in your current BS situation and feel the need to change your life rapidly and completly.

*Your body hurts

*you are tired so tired.
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No one wishes for this to be true more than me but... I feel sorry for if it doesn't happen what the effect will be on everyone that was hoping this was the way out of this declining world.

I pray this is this truth but I'll be prepared either way. If I need to make my own way out then I'll be ready.
Ron Paul or Bust
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181


how 'bout those 72 virgins?

you aren't forgetting about them, are you?

you don't want to miss out on all that fun.....

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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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No one wishes for this to be true more than me but... I feel sorry for if it doesn't happen what the effect will be on everyone that was hoping this was the way out of this declining world.

I pray this is this truth but I'll be prepared either way. If I need to make my own way out then I'll be ready.
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


If it doesn't happen, there will be a new date.
And then another new date.
And another
And so on.
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i will "ascend" ... like those people "ascended" in those camps in eastern europe in the 1940s ?


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no thanks.

i dont know but that maybe the ascension stuff means something else rant
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I can dig this, If these were symptoms of an illness I would have been dead for years now.
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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Me too.....every single one!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have every single one of them but first "Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore".

I do enjoy materialistic or human made stuff and find nothing wrong with it. It is part of creation as are humans. And I don't think I will somehow magically ascend in that date though or any other given date. Its fun mind game since most of us want to feel that we would be handed out some kind of a present in a certain timeline for looking the truth and finding love in there but I don't think thats the case at all. There will be many lessons to learn yet and the path is still to have many ups and downs. We shouldn't think us as a separate from those who have different desires or are less educated or cabable of understanding something. In the end we are all one single infinite ongoing process of experience and creation. Our lack of understanding and love is not our fault but our lesson to learn. Everything is moving towards more complexity and novelty and thats how creation is done. In the end the suffering will lead to love and is only a necessity for us to recognize love and reflect ourselves to creation.

I don't mean to let anyone down and I do respect your beliefs. Maybe Im wrong and you are after all right. I am not that familiar with creation yet to understand all its aspects.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
All of the above.

Plus i continuously ask myself if this is my projection...as of recent i feel it is nothing more then me projecting out based off my thoughts.... it seems to be getting more bluntly apparent that i am creating all the chaos ...

Maybe due to realizing the above...which causes this projection to start to dematerialize...

Any thoughts on this op/projection?
 Quoting: kcdub0184


Damn man, I ask myself that ALL the time.
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looks like ive been due for years abduct
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Irregular sleep patterns? Whats sleep!?! You mean that momentary nod effect I get!?!
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Not enjoying meat any more (smells/taste like dead carcass)

Not staying in touch with long time friends and family (different vibratory signatures)

Drinking way more water (distilled only)

Feeling that everyone around you is going in first gear, while you're moving in 4th (why is everyone so slow?)

Sleep during the day for an hour or more (getting downloads)

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