If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

i have those, but no one will ascend.

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I'd like to add these symptoms of imminent ascension:

1. Constant explosive diahhrea
2. No longer get hard ons
3. enlarged breasts
4. feet smell like corn chips

No one wishes for this to be true more than me but... I feel sorry for if it doesn't happen what the effect will be on everyone that was hoping this was the way out of this declining world.

I pray this is this truth but I'll be prepared either way. If I need to make my own way out then I'll be ready.

I have every single one of them but first "Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore".

I do enjoy materialistic or human made stuff and find nothing wrong with it. It is part of creation as are humans. And I don't think I will somehow magically ascend in that date though or any other given date. Its fun mind game since most of us want to feel that we would be handed out some kind of a present in a certain timeline for looking the truth and finding love in there but I don't think thats the case at all. There will be many lessons to learn yet and the path is still to have many ups and downs. We shouldn't think us as a separate from those who have different desires or are less educated or cabable of understanding something. In the end we are all one single infinite ongoing process of experience and creation. Our lack of understanding and love is not our fault but our lesson to learn. Everything is moving towards more complexity and novelty and thats how creation is done. In the end the suffering will lead to love and is only a necessity for us to recognize love and reflect ourselves to creation.

I don't mean to let anyone down and I do respect your beliefs. Maybe Im wrong and you are after all right. I am not that familiar with creation yet to understand all its aspects.

i will "ascend" ... like those people "ascended" in those camps in eastern europe in the 1940s ?

Irregular sleep patterns? Whats sleep!?! You mean that momentary nod effect I get!?!

I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go

Very tricky. People identify symptoms and believe that they will ascend on the 23rd of December 2012. Wrong information!!!!

Damn man, I ask myself that ALL the time.

8. Have a deeper and more appreciative understanding of Sex between a Male and Female.
9. Denounce Homosexuality
10 Denounce Popular Relegious doctrines
11. Denounce
Political Party

This is Funny. I never did do any of those things and have always commuted with nature. Soon as I was an adult I moved to the country. I have never owned a cell phone and never bought all the stuff. The only thing that has changed is my sleeping habits. I can't sleep anymore. I nap now when I need too. Time does seem to have spead up. I don't know how any of this guarantee's anybody is going to ascend. All it means is that people have figured out what was important in the first place and what wasn't. That always happens when things get rough. If the economy was in good shape and people still had money even with all the Earth Changes people would still be acting like knobs. Either your a knob or your not and have never been. Ascending is just a nice way of saying people will die. We all die sooner or later. Symptoms are not going to guarantee anything. Just means a person is disconnected from everything because they have had Cell Phones glued to their heads and texting as a way of life. The news is stressing everybody out.People are depressed and when you become depressed you aren't interested in ANYTHING. Most people are fake. Ascention is just another tool being used to keep the Mass's quiet and give them Hope. Without Hope all is lost and they will loose control. To say your going to ascend just means your giving up and waiting to be taken. Either you fight for your life or you don't. Prepare or don't. Give up and wait or don't. One thing for sure better get right with what ever you deam to be your God and make your peace cause times running out.

All of the above.

Plus i continuously ask myself if this is my projection...as of recent i feel it is nothing more then me projecting out based off my thoughts.... it seems to be getting more bluntly apparent that i am creating all the chaos ...

Maybe due to realizing the above...which causes this projection to start to dematerialize...

Any thoughts on this op/projection?

Get back inside Sargassus' greasy asshole with all your buddies. You will stay in the Sargasso soup as long as it takes, and you will not speak unless spoken to.

Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver.

I have all of those plus a couple you haven't mentioned.

Unconditional love and forgiveness...for everyone. I hope the entire world will change, that those who are obsessed with greed and control, and destruction of our beautiful Earth because of it, will see the errors of their ways and change them...but I'm afraid they won't. This planet would be a paradise if not for their blind greed and need to control. So they'll be the ones who suffer in the hellish cesspool they've initiated and will inherit. I don't want to see that happen to anyone, yet rather I feel a new beauty, rebirth and understanding of our Mother Earth, and a dying of the old. I don't know how or when it will happen (seems very, VERY soon), but feel the truth of it deep inside.

Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver.

Same here... every single one

i have those, but no one will ascend.

Buh bye psycho pathic world. Im good to go !

its my birthday too !

Some of these symptoms are signs of depression.Lack of sleep socially pulling back no interest in anything via goods or entertainment.JUST SAYING