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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
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i have those, but no one will ascend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22489429


Lol, somebody is a bit negative. You have to desire to go to a better place (5th Dimension, Higher Astral) so you'll Ascend sooner or later.

I myself am done here, the Universe is calling me Home!
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i have those, but no one will ascend.
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this
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Notice the Sun how it is super bright! It's white!

Time IS speeding up like the aliens/channelers say it.

It is comming!! Have faith!!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I'd like to add these symptoms of imminent ascension:

1. Constant explosive diahhrea
2. No longer get hard ons
3. enlarged breasts
4. feet smell like corn chips
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18819399


I have all of those too!

(...Well, except for the enlarged breats! ;)
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
No one wishes for this to be true more than me but... I feel sorry for if it doesn't happen what the effect will be on everyone that was hoping this was the way out of this declining world.

I pray this is this truth but I'll be prepared either way. If I need to make my own way out then I'll be ready.
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Dont worry! We can have mass ascension through suicide then!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have every single one of them but first "Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore".

I do enjoy materialistic or human made stuff and find nothing wrong with it. It is part of creation as are humans. And I don't think I will somehow magically ascend in that date though or any other given date. Its fun mind game since most of us want to feel that we would be handed out some kind of a present in a certain timeline for looking the truth and finding love in there but I don't think thats the case at all. There will be many lessons to learn yet and the path is still to have many ups and downs. We shouldn't think us as a separate from those who have different desires or are less educated or cabable of understanding something. In the end we are all one single infinite ongoing process of experience and creation. Our lack of understanding and love is not our fault but our lesson to learn. Everything is moving towards more complexity and novelty and thats how creation is done. In the end the suffering will lead to love and is only a necessity for us to recognize love and reflect ourselves to creation.

I don't mean to let anyone down and I do respect your beliefs. Maybe Im wrong and you are after all right. I am not that familiar with creation yet to understand all its aspects.
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Look at the Sun brightness!!!

Time IS going faster and faster!

We are almost middle September!

It's comming!!
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i will "ascend" ... like those people "ascended" in those camps in eastern europe in the 1940s ?


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It will be your last time in this kind of situation!

Trust me!

A better life is waiting!
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Irregular sleep patterns? Whats sleep!?! You mean that momentary nod effect I get!?!
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Im floating in and out of sleep as well!

But all is well!!
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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:))))...
Chas
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Very tricky. People identify symptoms and believe that they will ascend on the 23rd of December 2012. Wrong information!!!!
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The thread is kind of a "joke"!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
All of the above.

Plus i continuously ask myself if this is my projection...as of recent i feel it is nothing more then me projecting out based off my thoughts.... it seems to be getting more bluntly apparent that i am creating all the chaos ...

Maybe due to realizing the above...which causes this projection to start to dematerialize...

Any thoughts on this op/projection?
 Quoting: kcdub0184


Damn man, I ask myself that ALL the time.
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Yea expecially this last year...the paat month and last few weeks on a different level tho. I have started to hear my lastname in songs that ive listened to a hundred times and never was there before. Just strange accurances pointing to life being a projection.
~the secret to life is to AwakeN before death~(realizing there is no death)~

~How would you approach life if you knew your every thought/emotion dictated every aspect of your projected physical reality?~
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
when you "ascend" you are offered two choices:
nirvana or become bodhisattva.
choice is yours.
hf
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


8. Have a deeper and more appreciative understanding of Sex between a Male and Female.
9. Denounce Homosexuality
10 Denounce Popular Relegious doctrines
11. Denounce
Political Party
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20052803


You aint ascending!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


This is Funny. I never did do any of those things and have always commuted with nature. Soon as I was an adult I moved to the country. I have never owned a cell phone and never bought all the stuff. The only thing that has changed is my sleeping habits. I can't sleep anymore. I nap now when I need too. Time does seem to have spead up. I don't know how any of this guarantee's anybody is going to ascend. All it means is that people have figured out what was important in the first place and what wasn't. That always happens when things get rough. If the economy was in good shape and people still had money even with all the Earth Changes people would still be acting like knobs. Either your a knob or your not and have never been. Ascending is just a nice way of saying people will die. We all die sooner or later. Symptoms are not going to guarantee anything. Just means a person is disconnected from everything because they have had Cell Phones glued to their heads and texting as a way of life. The news is stressing everybody out.People are depressed and when you become depressed you aren't interested in ANYTHING. Most people are fake. Ascention is just another tool being used to keep the Mass's quiet and give them Hope. Without Hope all is lost and they will loose control. To say your going to ascend just means your giving up and waiting to be taken. Either you fight for your life or you don't. Prepare or don't. Give up and wait or don't. One thing for sure better get right with what ever you deam to be your God and make your peace cause times running out.
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Pay attention at the Sun! It is shinny!

Talk to it! Ask for answers! Early in the morning!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have been thinking recently to myself that if nothing happens on dec 21st would only be do to me focusing on negatives...like 99.9% of whats on glp. I have to stop letting myself read or consciously seed these negative scenarios. So thank you op for this positive thread. I mean thank u projection.
~the secret to life is to AwakeN before death~(realizing there is no death)~

~How would you approach life if you knew your every thought/emotion dictated every aspect of your projected physical reality?~
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So what if one ascends... but then gets kicked back to this shit hole? What exactly does that mean?
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
All of the above.

Plus i continuously ask myself if this is my projection...as of recent i feel it is nothing more then me projecting out based off my thoughts.... it seems to be getting more bluntly apparent that i am creating all the chaos ...

Maybe due to realizing the above...which causes this projection to start to dematerialize...

Any thoughts on this op/projection?
 Quoting: kcdub0184


Hello projection,

I feel the same way. Since time and space don't exist I believe all I'm seeing is an elaborate slideshow out of my eyes of which my body is part of.

It's like in a dream, you think it's real and the characters seem real, but it's just your mind.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Get back inside Sargassus' greasy asshole with all your buddies. You will stay in the Sargasso soup as long as it takes, and you will not speak unless spoken to.
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09/07/2012 03:21 PM
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Get back inside Sargassus' greasy asshole with all your buddies. You will stay in the Sargasso soup as long as it takes, and you will not speak unless spoken to.
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Perhaps you are right! Perhaps not!

Look at the Sun!!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have all of those plus a couple you haven't mentioned.

Unconditional love and forgiveness...for everyone. I hope the entire world will change, that those who are obsessed with greed and control, and destruction of our beautiful Earth because of it, will see the errors of their ways and change them...but I'm afraid they won't. This planet would be a paradise if not for their blind greed and need to control. So they'll be the ones who suffer in the hellish cesspool they've initiated and will inherit. I don't want to see that happen to anyone, yet rather I feel a new beauty, rebirth and understanding of our Mother Earth, and a dying of the old. I don't know how or when it will happen (seems very, VERY soon), but feel the truth of it deep inside.
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20894836


I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it.

I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already.

Love to all, seems times are changing.

11:11
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Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver.
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the bible is not the word of god, so get over it and come join us in the year 4,500,000,012
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have all of those plus a couple you haven't mentioned.

Unconditional love and forgiveness...for everyone. I hope the entire world will change, that those who are obsessed with greed and control, and destruction of our beautiful Earth because of it, will see the errors of their ways and change them...but I'm afraid they won't. This planet would be a paradise if not for their blind greed and need to control. So they'll be the ones who suffer in the hellish cesspool they've initiated and will inherit. I don't want to see that happen to anyone, yet rather I feel a new beauty, rebirth and understanding of our Mother Earth, and a dying of the old. I don't know how or when it will happen (seems very, VERY soon), but feel the truth of it deep inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20069012


Our last incarnation in this! I had a dream looooooooooong ago!

And they all monitor me! THEY KNOW!!!

THEY LOST!!
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20894836


I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it.

I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already.

Love to all, seems times are changing.

11:11
 Quoting: 11:11 23345820



Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23347769


the bible is not the word of god, so get over it and come join us in the year 4,500,000,012
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Same here... every single one
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..not one, so I guess I have the whole place to myself..!!...bye bitches!!!..or something like that..I'm sorry ..good trip, enjoy,write...I'm moving to Malibu...mansion, no traffic...rock & roll...
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i have those, but no one will ascend.
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+1000000000000

damned
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
This is WHO THEY ARE!!



[link to www.criterion.com]



IT'S OVER!!!!
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Fingerprints of the gods is a great book!!!
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Buh bye psycho pathic world. Im good to go !

its my birthday too !

chorus
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Funny, thats my birthday as well...

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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I have all of these symptoms plus a few more.

Food does not satisfy me. I eat, thinking that I must be hungry, but the huger is for something else... something I cannot identify.

I have love, friends, and family, and still I feel like I don't belong.

I am getting closer to God, but further from religion.

I search the sky looking and longing.

To the Muslim poster. You are a Muslim. I am a Christian. God is God. Jesus said that his people are not the ones that proclaim him, but our the ones who do the work of the Father. Love, forgive, have faith in God. You may be more "christian" than me.
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Some of these symptoms are signs of depression.Lack of sleep socially pulling back no interest in anything via goods or entertainment.JUST SAYINGtimeout
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Some of these symptoms are signs of depression.Lack of sleep socially pulling back no interest in anything via goods or entertainment.JUST SAYINGtimeout
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The world is kinda a depressing place sometimes. That is if you live in the mainstream areas. If I lived a nice mountain with a small farm and constant stream of fresh water and solar paneled roof house with Satelite internet I'd be one happy Mofo.
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